The illest trick in history ! Period.

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Holy fukk.Ive seen some high profile nutters like pollard or wilson in action but noone, at least what I saw, NO-ONE could stomp this geeza I saw today.

We have 3 semi kickers with 20-40 ft of flat and a 70 flatter king sizer.So there were some borders on the beginnin of the inrun and they were all so fekin smart like 'nahhhh youre skiers, get da fukk aut' and Im like, hokay...but so some 3 hours later this dood comes up to me and says if I could tell the boarders if he could rip the kikas at least for a ride (he thought I knew the boarders) so anyways I somehow managed to persuade the guys so this dood did his run.He started the inrun and dropped the first biggr.The boarders all start lafin, like what a fuck up he chickened out, again misses the second, third kikr, the boarders are all lmao what a fool....boy were they wrong, it tourned out this nutter passed all the jumps to get more speed for the big daddey.

So hes there one the table of the jump and im like, whoa wtf that mang gonna die.....and it literally seemed like it, if any of you gurus (i know you rule some cirious basta here) could use your skiin-trix vocabula and decypher dis trick : he winded the hell out of the bend and thought he gonna do a 1080 or summit, but he was really sooooo far front and it didnt look like he poped upwards, so weird, looked more like he popped forward.Well anyways he rinsed (if you can imagine this) a 720 in horizontal line.IT looked like mohfukken matrix neo type o shiznin, he was basically rolling in air (similar when u roll in bed at night) with his arms widespread..too sick

I came down, and tried to ask the dude what and how the fuck he did that, but he already went.When I came up on the inrun again, there were no boarders in sight ROFL !

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thats sick, i forget who, but someone at last years redbull bigair did something like that, it was sick.

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ooops, im not english nor american, just use some internet spelling, sorry if it disturbed you.

well bio it is then, it really really REALLY looked beyond words.IS that a common trick to do anyways ?

 
That really confused me can anyone put in in simplar terms cause I think im even dumber after reading that...

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lol, sorry mate, as I said im not exactly great at english nor newschool skiing, but to cut a long story short : he basically spinned a 720 but in a horizontal line, like he was lying on the floor...

 
sounds like a Corked 7

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That reminds me of CR Johnson.

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Damn I thought he was going to do some new rotation that no one has ever done before, but it was just a cork or bio 7, still sick though.

P.S. Any pro could throw a cork or bio 7

 
cut him some slack guys, he saw a dope trick and he's trying to explain it to us he just doesn't speak english as a first language. Sounds like a bio to me too dude.

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everybody who read this thread is now more stupid because of your spelling.

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kind of like CRs Rock bottom's

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cant be a cork. maybe a bio 7 or possibly close to a misty 7.

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yeah definately sounds like a bio 7, went off the jump leaning forward, spun 720, spinning was like rolling on a bed = bio 7

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wut da fuk languaje u speekin? i cudnt undastand haf a dat

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hes not american, can't speak english and used works like mang, and dis for this. Who taught you how speak our language???

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yeah i do a bio 9 rolling into bed

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is he afghan?

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i wouldnt doubt it wee

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bio 7 prolly.

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Last time I heard someone say mang, it was Al Pacino in scarface. Maybe he's the son of a colombian druglord, being groomed to run the cartel. Lucky bastard.

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i was expecting somethin more, like a quadruple backflip to triple frontflip 720 or somethin..

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come on guys, I already said that Im picking the words up as I go along, browsing the net and being registered in some forums.But thanks anyway for the info, prolly was a bio 7 then, it definitely wasnt a cork 7, coz I know how they look like.

 
no no no guys its a BIO!!! like what cr does with his 1260's and 1440's corked is the opposite way of a bio bio is forward and horizontal and corked is kinda back and horizontal

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hahahaha yea man u need to learn some english

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At least he's having ago at the language, someday you will figure it out buddy

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to the man who made this thread....buy a ski movie, you will be very impressed with the amazing tricks they do, probably more impressive than the bio 7 you saw....thats still sick though

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