The If Game Thread

take over the world and be the first man to rule the world

if you could bungie jump or sky dive, which woul yo do

a good friend is the guy who bails you out of jail...
a best friend is the guy on your right saying, 'damn that was fun'
 
sky dive

If you could go anywhere in the world to ski, where would it be?

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that's a "this or that"... but I'd propably bungie jump.

If you could get any vehicle you wanted, what would it be?

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Screw this I'm going skiing
 
A frog that would turn into Jesus so I could crucify him myself with a high powered, air compressor driven nail gun.

If you were a genius, what would you think?

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KILL WITH POWER

 
good pickup lines

if you could be king of anything, of what would you be king?

To understand mankind, we must first understand the word. We can break the word down into two sub-words, 'mank' and 'ind'.What these two words mean is a mystery, just like mankind itself.
 
england or the jungle

if you could ban one song for life, what would it be?

'false alarm , just came back in and i heard bishop orgasm' - devine
 
Hooked on Feeling, the David Hasselhoff version.

If you were lesbian who would you have sex with, the virgin Mary or one of the Olsson twins?

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one of the olsen twins.

if you could be permanently high from any drug, but without any negative consequences, what kind of high would you choose? stoned? trippin on acid? shrooms?

i do the best imitation of myself
 
olsen twins, duhh

if you could do any chick, who?

word

sick guy, yo guy yesterday guy, some g tried to jack me guy, cause yo i was selling him some budz, guy, and yo guy... i busted out ma nine and shit guy he was packing heat to guy, mad gun fight guy-
G-Dawg
 
lobster

if u could have any car which car would it be

pretend you will give the guy head to give back your skis, he probably will accept, then once he whipps his cock out, steal it-SteezePatro

if you want to be a real gangster wear your ski boots to the dance. when he starts shit when youre
 
vanquish..... what a fuckin sexy car.

if you could be any height, what would it be?

i like apple and lanks and skibum_ and lucyford and dfresh and d-rocket and cko and nopoles and gustle and caden and mikee and wrightgirl and missy and jessbuff and seanpistol and doc.dre and dynstrtm and schweitzerski and katesd and lateralis and *jay* and t-schill and *pinkgrinder* and shorty_t and jib_tech and niwanyshyn and ever_murky and nsnski240 and the rest of you are a-holes. smiles :)) :)):): ):) :)): :):):)) ):)):)
 
a plain thats super high in the sky

if the government banned skiing, what would you do

a good friend is the guy who bails you out of jail...
a best friend is the guy on your right saying, 'damn that was fun'
 
I'd ski illegally.

if you were a monkey, what would you do?

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Screw this I'm going skiing
 
eat bananas and fuck other monkeys all day, like monkeys do...

If you were smart, what would you be like?

Gravity sucks

"I only drink on 2 occasions. When I'm thirsty, and when I'm not."
 
the same but smarter

if u could go anywhere for vacation (doesnt have to be ski related) where would u go?

pretend you will give the guy head to give back your skis, he probably will accept, then once he whipps his cock out, steal it-SteezePatro

if you want to be a real gangster wear your ski boots to the dance. when he starts shit when youre
 
apple

If you had to dump 3 times a day what would you do?

word

sick guy, yo guy yesterday guy, some g tried to jack me guy, cause yo i was selling him some budz, guy, and yo guy... i busted out ma nine and shit guy he was packing heat to guy, mad gun fight guy-
G-Dawg
 
see a doctor

if you could trade lives with any one in the world, who would it be

a good friend is the guy who bails you out of jail...
a best friend is the guy on your right saying, 'damn that was fun'
 
a REALLY hot girl, and have as much sex that I could...

if you got snowblades instead of new skis in christmas present of you parents, what would you do?

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i'd wear them in the parking lot to protect my boots.

if you had a hot teacher, what would you do with her ?

Snowblades may cause cancer or tooth decay.

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give her an apple then fuck her in a closet

If I stole your skis what would you do?

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fuck u up then take em back

if u can have any skis wat skis would u have?>

pretend you will give the guy head to give back your skis, he probably will accept, then once he whipps his cock out, steal it-SteezePatro

if you want to be a real gangster wear your ski boots to the dance. when he starts shit when youre
 
4frnts or 81' rossi dh cruisers

If you could live any where in the world, where?

word

sick guy, yo guy yesterday guy, some g tried to jack me guy, cause yo i was selling him some budz, guy, and yo guy... i busted out ma nine and shit guy he was packing heat to guy, mad gun fight guy-
G-Dawg
 
hellz no

if u could be good at on subject in skool wat would it be

pretend you will give the guy head to give back your skis, he probably will accept, then once he whipps his cock out, steal it-SteezePatro

if you want to be a real gangster wear your ski boots to the dance. when he starts shit when youre
 
Science...I like science, although I'm not like 99.872674623784638746% good at it.

if you got to shoot one rapper, who would it be?

official NS bitch
 
50 cent, cause that dude is just mad niggerish.

if you could have me for dinner, just how would you eat me?

i love apple, lanks, skibum_, lucyford, dfresh, d-rocket, cko, nopoles, gustle, spokaneskier, melvs, caden, freeskigrl24, mikee, wrightgirl, missy, jessbuff, seanpistol, doc.dre, dynstrtm, Spyderxtra789, schweitzerski, hey_cutie, almostaskiier, katesd, lateralis, eastcoastpride, ekunz, *jay*, t-schill, *pinkgrinder*, J.D._May, shorty_t, jib_tech, niwanyshyn, ever_murky, nsnski240 and the rest of you are a-holes. smiles :)) :)):): )):): :):))): :) :))
 
I'd rip off your fucking fingers and make them put Steeze Patrol in your people you like, then I'd run off with your wang

official NS bitch
 
don't ever talk about me again, you disgust me

If you could beat the crap out of sugarnspice with one blunt object, what would it be?

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If it aint Gorilla, it aint Steeze
 
a plump omlette with the right spices.

If you were to have a never ending boner (as in it never became limp), what would you do

machavok.com

The whole mountain is park on a powder day. -dylhole
 
get some xxl sweat pants to allow free roam

if you could change any thing on NS, what?

- Patty

*NS Skateboarders* Vas y il l'a cassé!

 
ban Atlantaski

if you cpuld get sponsored by any company, which would you wan't

your father is a sick fuck for taking pictures of his daughter in a bikini and your grandma is a slut for being so close to breast like that. i bet shes thinking ' mmmm my granddaugther sure does have nice breasts, so firm and perky but too bad they dont beat mine cuz mine hang down to my knees and when im standing naked it looks like i have 2 sets of arms' - Lateralis
 
quiksilver

if you could have the skiing ability of any pro, who and how would you use it?

- Patty

*NS Skateboarders* Vas y il l'a cassé!

 
hugo, he has massive tree trunk legs that let him ski the gnarliest lines and drop the hugest cliffs going full throttle. i'd use his abilities to do the same as he does.

if you could be on any talk show/ what wold it be and why?

-Joel

~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~
Capital City Rider, DFP
Silent Army

'Everybody calls me a zero. But I'm an internet hero.'
 
conan, and just stare at him...

if you could invent a trick, what would it be called?

- Patty

*NS Skateboarders* Vas y il l'a cassé!

 
the Atlantaski is a douchebag grab

woul you let Atomic sponsor you?(i wouldn't)

your father is a sick fuck for taking pictures of his daughter in a bikini and your grandma is a slut for being so close to breast like that. i bet shes thinking ' mmmm my granddaugther sure does have nice breasts, so firm and perky but too bad they dont beat mine cuz mine hang down to my knees and when im standing naked it looks like i have 2 sets of arms' - Lateralis
 
if it ment free skis and ski trips, yes.

if you could have any haircut, what?

- Patty

*NS Skateboarders* Vas y il l'a cassé!

 
Mullet

any mac, which one?

your father is a sick fuck for taking pictures of his daughter in a bikini and your grandma is a slut for being so close to breast like that. i bet shes thinking ' mmmm my granddaugther sure does have nice breasts, so firm and perky but too bad they dont beat mine cuz mine hang down to my knees and when im standing naked it looks like i have 2 sets of arms' - Lateralis
 
dell

If you could screw Spears or Aguilara, which would you pick?

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spears

if your knee's could bend the opposite way, what would chairs look like?

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ohh.. hard one... but choose Aguilara because spears i pregnant and shit...

if u could be another person who would it be?

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Oh i will take pleasure in guttering you boy!!!!!!!!!!!!

'go right to fucken hell you dirty fucken anal carrot' laterails answer to punk_riders comment about masterbation.. Golden..
 
well they would bend both ways, so chairs would be the same, its biting your toes that becomes a lot easier, huh?

and i guess the same person with more faith.

if you could choose between a one night stand and a relationship, which would you pick?

- Patty

*NS Skateboarders* Vas y il l'a cassé!

 
relationship

if you could have any special skill, what would it be?

your father is a sick fuck for taking pictures of his daughter in a bikini and your grandma is a slut for being so close to breast like that. i bet shes thinking ' mmmm my granddaugther sure does have nice breasts, so firm and perky but too bad they dont beat mine cuz mine hang down to my knees and when im standing naked it looks like i have 2 sets of arms' - Lateralis
 
Being able to understand what the girls actually are talking about...damn hints...

If you had to choose between death, or life in jail, which would you choose?

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Just ski.

Rider for 7-Fold
 
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