The If Game Thread

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Similar to the This or That Game Thread, I start by saying something like, 'If you had_________ what would you do?' then the next person responds and makes one up of their own.

If you had a portable mini-fridge, where would you put it?

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If it aint Gorilla, it aint Steeze
 
the back of my car, endless possibilities for what to put in it there...

if you had a crappy skateboard, how would you destroy it?

- Patty

*NS Skateboarders* Vas y il l'a cassé!

 
i'd throw lightning bolts at ppl

if u couldnt ski anymore wat would u do?

pretend you will give the guy head to give back your skis, he probably will accept, then once he whipps his cock out, steal it-SteezePatro

if you want to be a real gangster wear your ski boots to the dance. when he starts shit when youre
 
have a lot of sex

if you caught you significant other cheating, what would you do?

'ski boards are like communism, they are good in theory but in reality they just dont work well.'-winterkid33

Jcrew Represent!
 
break down into a big depression and consider suicide.

if you were andy warhol, what would you have done differently?

- Patty

*NS Skateboarders* Vas y il l'a cassé!

 
give you a big hug and say that you are a good person.

if you could change my name to anything for a week, what would it be?

- Patty

*NS Skateboarders* Vas y il l'a cassé!

 
Brad Pitt.

If you were a character in a movie, who would you be?

- - AlpineSurfBum: gonna clean the fish tank again? - -

Stewie: Well, I'd love to stay and chat, but you're a total bitch.

It's not that I'm lazy, it's that I just don't care.
 
merry, to smoke their leaves...;)

if you were pro, who would you hang out with pro wise?

- Patty

*NS Skateboarders* Vas y il l'a cassé!

 
DC

If you had a time machine, where would you go?

Like a virgin on promnight!

-Thom Savery
please pardon the cacography
----------->Capital.City.Rider.
--->Phunkin.Phatt.Phreerider.

'naahhmahhnahhhahhh ... i mean ... the weekend of monday'
'Go down to the bottom bunk and finish
 
Eat them

If you were God what would you do?

'ski boards are like communism, they are good in theory but in reality they just dont work well.'-winterkid33

Jcrew Represent!
 
i'd be a product of a human's imagination, so nothing

If you won the lottery what would you do?

Gravity sucks

"I only drink on 2 occasions. When I'm thirsty, and when I'm not."
 
Buy a ski hill

If you could choose from any supermodel, which one would you bone?

maybe atlantaski wants michael innocent cuz he was molested by him 4 years ago when his dad sent him to neverland ranch for a day and now he wants michael free so he can penetrate one more time-Lateralis

 
probably veronica varekova

if you could only ski one place for the rest of your life, where would it be?

-Ski CO-

Jibij Pro Shop
www.jibij.com
 
probably not

If someone proclaimed something as fact, would you understand that it is probably just his opinion?

- Patty

*NS Skateboarders* Vas y il l'a cassé!

 
probibly his own opinion

If you were metally handicapt, would it be a blessing or a curse?(your always happy)

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-Last Element Freeskiing

-'Hitler was a smart man. He came up with more ways to cook a Jew than George Foreman did to cook a piece of meat.'-Skiierman
 
if i helped other people feel happy, a blessing, if not, a blessing too...

if you wanted help, would you go to NS?

- Patty

*NS Skateboarders* Vas y il l'a cassé!

 
most likely

if you had a million dollars, what would you buy?

High north session 3
 
lateralis, and keep him in a cage for my amusement

if you could be sick at something besides skiing, what would you choose?

My sig gets fucked up if i put it in, so i just dont have one.
 
skateboarding

If you had a choice to follow the beaten path, or the path less traveled, which would you choose?

- Patty

*NS Skateboarders* Vas y il l'a cassé!

 
Trod the path less traveled.

If you had no weed, what would you do?

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~Listen son, said the man with the gun, there is room for you inside~

Doctor said son, you have Reggaemylitis
 
keep living my same life til now.

if you were pope, which sport would you do on your vacations?

- Patty

*NS Skateboarders* Vas y il l'a cassé!

 
golf

if you turned gay over night what would you do

'collars up are officially gay, but layering 2 polo shirts is still acceptable'

-ATLANTASKI

'r u sayin we r being censored by da goverment?

fuck pussy dick suckin lip
 
become straight

if heidi klum offered you sex, which orifice would you choose to have sex with?

To understand mankind, we must first understand the word. We can break the word down into two sub-words, 'mank' and 'ind'.What these two words mean is a mystery, just like mankind itself.
 
probably the holiest of holies

if you could only eat one food the rest of your life, what would it be?

-Ski CO-

Jibij Pro Shop
www.jibij.com
 
chili

if you had $10000 to spend in one day, what would you buy?

...why are the signatures still broken ??
 
pussy

if you had one wish what would it be

machavok.com

The whole mountain is park on a powder day. -dylhole
 
infinity more wishes, DUH

if the world was ending and you could save one person besides yourself, who would it be?

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i never wash my hand. hell, i eat pizza while i'm taking a shit.

-seanPISTOL
 
chase, my lover

if you had a choice between having sex with your dog or your mom, who would u choose?

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.........DOGGLE.........

yes i live in a van.-DuffLogic22

 
dog. how sick. if you could eat fresh poop or drink fresh pee, what would you do?

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its only for redbull sponsercersord riders...tanners got one but hes not sponsosnored by them so its either your sponsizored by redbull or your in the game you dig?-Flying Spoon
 
the poop

if you could be either fat, or bucktoothed, what would you be

machavok.com

The whole mountain is park on a powder day. -dylhole
 
bucktoothed...that's what braces are for.

if you could be a guy with boobies or a girl without, which would you choose?

-Ski CO-

Jibij Pro Shop
www.jibij.com
 
uhhh girl without

what would you do if your dog puked all over your room and covered every last speck of it and your sister was bed ridden and couldn't get up to help you and your mom and dad were at work

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.........DOGGLE.........

yes i live in a van.-DuffLogic22

 
get drunk

if you could go on vacation anywhere in the world, where would it be

Fuck you signature
 
chillie u can ski

if u were a duck where wuld u go to take a shit

lata------------------------

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f ur feelin lik a pimp..go on brush ur shoulders off...ladys is pimps too go on brush ur shoulders off

 
on Atlantaski's head

if you could have any job in the world non ski related, what would it be

Fuck you signature
 
I would take a shit on you.

If you assassinate any famous person, who would it be?

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~Listen son, said the man with the gun, there is room for you inside~

Doctor said son, you have Reggaemylitis
 
W

if you were a sandwich, what kind would u be?

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~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~I Have PSW!~~~~~~~~~~~~~

 
chicken bread meat with white bread,

If you could urinate any where, where would it be?

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-Last Element Freeskiing

-'Hitler was a smart man. He came up with more ways to cook a Jew than George Foreman did to cook a piece of meat.'-Skiierman
 
I'd have a mansion in whistler, australia, costa rica, hawaii, and in the caribbean...probably florida too

IF you got to nuke one place, where would it be?

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If it aint Gorilla, it aint Steeze
 
no where

what age would u be if u satyed that age for the rest of ur life?

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They say life is like ice cream, uve got to enjoy it before it melts. Thats why i go skiing, to keep my icecream cold.

~my english teacher wanted to flunk mein junior high,by the time im finished ill be 35, i smacked him in the face with an erasor,chased him with a stapler, and told him to change the grade on the flipin paper~ BRAD RAD*NORTHEAST CULT*
 
17

What if New Schoolers didnt exist?

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My pokemon brings all the nerds to the yard. And they're like, "You wanna trade cards?" Damn right, I wanna trade cards. I'll trade this, but not my charizard.

 
then i would have nothing to do at school late at night and any other time im on a computer

if you were a ninja what celebrity/public figure would you put your first ass kicking down on?

"How about you make like a tree and get the fuck outta here" -Boondock Saints
 
VIn diesel

if you could either be superman or batman and have really bad powers but an ill costume whod u choose?

I like to play Guitar!
 
Superman, cos Robins too queer.

If you were Jesus, would you be able to make a burrito so hot that you yourself couldnt eat it?

I'm sick of following my dreams, I'm just gonna ask where they're going and hook up with them later.

~Mitch Hedberg

 
Yes I would.

If you had one week to live, what would you do?

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- Matt*

Brent likes to do his women like his boots, rear-entry. eh Chauncy
 
BASE jump, go to disneylad (its just a happy place), meet robin williams, and sex.

if you had to eat one food for the rest of your life, what would it be

Whenever I see an old lady slip and fall on a wet sidewalk, my first instinct is to laugh. But then I think, what is I was an ant, and she fell on me. Then it wouldn't seem quite so funny.

**NWFT**
 
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