The "i got arrested game"

Win...?

"Jonathan Cook of Forever The Sickest Kids was arrested for selling fake Rolex watches. "

Boy, do I love selling counterfeit Rolex's to rip people off.
 
Peter was arrested for jumping between buildings, and taking pictures of some faggot in a superhero suit on top of them... wait what?
 
"Kevin was arrested for smoke inhalation at a local hospital where he was being treated for smoke inhalation"

 
Ted was an American serial killer, rapist, kidnapper, and necrophile who assaulted and murdered numerous young women and girls during the 1970s and possibly earlier. After more than a decade of denials, he confessed shortly before his execution to 30 homicides committed in seven states between 1974 and 1978; the true total remains unknown, and could be much higher.

Bundy was regarded as handsome and charismatic by his young female victims, traits he exploited in winning their trust. He typically approached them in public places, feigning an injury or disability, or impersonating an authority figure, before overpowering and assaulting them at a more secluded location. He sometimes revisited his secondary crime scenes for hours at a time, grooming and performing sexual acts with the decomposing corpses until putrefaction and destruction by wild animals made further interaction impossible. He decapitated at least 12 victims and kept some of the severed heads in his apartment for a period of time as mementos. On a few occasions, he simply broke into dwellings at night and bludgeoned victims as they slept.

 
If Dan was arrested for selling marijuana in the past, it might make it more likely that he had a propensity to sell heroin this time.
 
Cameron was arrested for identity theft, grand and petty theft, and fraudulent use of an access card.

Damn I love to steal some shit , be it a bouncy ball or a butt load of tv's
 
Piotr was arrested for "distribution of potatoes, beetroots and other vegetables with the aim of attacking the police"
 
it was at age sixty-eight that Pat got arrested for[/i] child molestation

Pat got arrested for[/i] being drunk in possession of a scary mask.

Poor Patrick got arrested for[/i] basically nothing but walking in a bathroom

 
Mason got arrested for[/i] trying to free Siegfried and Roy's tigers

Boy I'm proud of whoever has my name that does incredible deeds as this
 
"Jay, former middle school principal, was arrested after being found passed out in his car drunk." Ha those damn kids turned me straight to the bottle
 
Peter was arrested this weekend after allegedly rear-ending a car in Glendale and fleeing to Los Angeles
 
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