The "I bought first drop products" confession thread

Well my dear, it sort of is a joke because it's funny! BUT, if it came down to it, David Lesh could definitely pour milk on my titties.

p.s. it's spelled "sure"
 
lol... I still don't understand women... I just don't... what does a man need to be that even though women don't know them they'd let them do nasty things to them lol

and it apparently is pretty funny, but still sounds a bit, well, slutty, I can't help myself but find it weird xD

@iAfterBang I may remind you that there are people out there in this world who don't natively speak English. I'm SURE you know this but not SURE enough to know wether you tolerate that fact or not...

(wanted to throw a "whom" anywhere in this sentence but couldn't fit it... it just would have sounded so much more snobby and English with it in it...)
 
I just love skiers and i think David Lesh is a pretty amazing skier! as well as he appears to be a pretty cool person on top of it. So if i ever did get the chance to meet him and for some strange reason he wanted to pour milk on my titties, i would let him. Not saying i would have sex with him and do every dirty possible think he would ask me to do, just saying he could pour milk on my titties. Haven't you heard of a milk bath? it's great for your skin!
 
nah haven't heard of milk bath, my skin does totally fine haha...

lol I wish every girl was this honest... most of the time you can't even tell wether they like you or not hahahaha
 
Your profile is getting bombarded with views, mostly dudes trying to decide if the would pour milk on your titties if given the chance and fantasizing about what that would be like.
 
Well in another thread a guy from Utah said it was girls from his school and they filmed it at park city and that's why Alex schlopy is in front with the mustache. So you two can figure that out. Anyways I bought a jacket and pants, but the jacket was the wrong size so when they shipped me the right size they have me 6 beanies, 2 shirts, a sweatshirt and a jersey and all of it was fine for me
 
I'll be completely honest here. I'm not your friend.

I saw that you commented on a picture for a caption competition by a local company's page (which I won't name so no one else creeps you).

This is the picture:

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Your caption:

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Seing you've been making a name for yourself on here, I got intrigued when I saw "Ellie ----" .. and so I clicked, and here we are on this thread.
 
This is true, but what else were they supposed to say as a brand new company? "Buy our shit, it's ugly and it sucks but we'll get better"? While your argument is valid I'd look through their perspective as a company before talking shit (most of us probably would've bragged as much as they did if we were starting a new outerwear company, no matter how shitty)
 
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