"the hottest new skiing sport"

I've seen that link before, and I will NOT go there again. A great offense it is that these forums be profaned with such things.

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In a haze

A stormy haze

I’ll be around

I’ll be loving you

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Always

Here I am

And I’ll take my time

Here I am

And I’ll wait in line

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HOT!

'It's the skills, not the bills.' Some random NS member who obviously has things much more figured out than most.
 
It's unreal. It must be a joke or sumthin'

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My knee is like my skiing... Really bad.
 
haha this picture sums up the whole site

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maybe it puts the 'you' in 'fuck you snnowblader'

dont go to new york. all it has to offer is i love ny stickers

member 9020

newbies are our future unless if we stop them now!
 
^haha, that was good, I fucking hate them skiboarders, snowbladrs, what ever the fuck they are called

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why would i bother doing a misty 9? id much rather sit here at home, get my dick sucked by your fat ass bitch of a mom, smoke some pot and eat tons of food-- Lateralis

 
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On her second day of TRIXonSTIX skiing, Erin Johnson created her own signature trik, called an 'Erin'. She skis with the tails (backs of her skis) facing each other. You’ve got to see this! Other guests cheered when they first saw this move.

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HIGH NORTH SESSION 2 BITCH
 
WoW just wow other guests cheered as i fuckin inserted my penis into Erins Cocoa Canal while she was doing her signature 'ERIN'

Pete is currently sulking around Mt. Hood, shooting with Poor Boyz Productions and hitting on Kristi Leskinen. 'She hates guys,' Pete lamented, 'so it’s not going good.' Apparently Canada isn’t the only thing that’s tough for Pete to get into.
 
Thats hot right there... Imagine Tanner Jon and Pep pulling that shit off.

-People say marijuana ruins your life, I just say I take the scenic route-

 
as gay as this is we all have to remembre that twin tips originated from skiboards

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PÜþlî© ÉÑémîʧ ²
 
You have to realize that skiboarders laugh at those retards too. That doesn't even count as Skiboarding... I have no fucking clue what that bitch is riding, but they're... like... triangular plastic things or something.

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In a haze

A stormy haze

I’ll be around

I’ll be loving you

Always

Always

Here I am

And I’ll take my time

Here I am

And I’ll wait in line

Always

Always...
 
You all do know that this is a joke.

Sims Snowboards had this put online 2 years ago as something they tied into their 'anti-skiing' ad campaign.

 
I actually did not know that. Pretty sad when you have to attack another sport for no reason to make yourself feel better about yours... but I guess mediocre people need a scapegoat to feel superior.

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In a haze

A stormy haze

I’ll be around

I’ll be loving you

Always

Always

Here I am

And I’ll take my time

Here I am

And I’ll wait in line

Always

Always...
 
is this some sick joke ..... cuz it cant be real like are some ppl just stupid all together . like iam confuzed and lost about it really .

Fight the power Line skis since 1995!!

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oh so thats what you call a getaway well tell me what you got away with cuz i'v seen more spine in a gelly fish i'v seen more guts in an 11 year old kid. have another drink and drive your self home .i hope there is ice on all the roads. so you can think of me when you forget your seatbelt . and again whn you'r head smashes thro the winsheald .

 
TRIXoxSTIX trix are designed, with a wide range of people in mind. The names of the trix are FUN and unusual and the ones that sound tame usually are tame, while the ones that sound wacky are almost always crazy trix. Choose what suits you, what is comfortable for you, what you want to achieve, what you want to play with and then CUSTOMIZE your skiing.

EASY: Windshield Washers, Been There Done That, 360 Degree Spin, Flying Frog, Bailout, Innies & Outies.

WACKY: Aiky Breaky, Leap of Faith 720, Oh Noooo, Slice’m ‘n’ Dice’m, Hot Buns, Scary Harry, Hydro.

FUNNY: Butt Bouncer, Worm Turn, Hokey Pokey, Fake Out, Daffy Spin, Hydrant, Back Slide, Erin, Stop & Hop.

SMOOTH: Grand Christie, Outside Spread Eagle, Outrigger, Pull Back, Wrap Around Spin, Fore-Fakie.

ROMANTIC PAIRS: Running on the Beach, Cheek Kiss 360, Lap Sit, Tying-the Knot, Bridge of Faith.

AGGRESSIVE: Whiplash, Kung Fu, Javelin Spin, Russian Kickout, Snow Diving, Shake ‘n’ Bake, Everywhichway.

pinktigers

 
'Acrobatics: You can learn to intentionally roll in the snow and come back up skiing. From an easy somersault to a wacky Aikey Breaky trik, you can play like a kid!'

Is that site for real?

Dont forget your snorkle ~ Bridger Bowl
 
those are so amazingly gay

i pee on ur face but i dont care..

i take off ur little sisters underwear

shes only three so shes never seen a wee wee

so i told her it was a lollypop and the flavor was salty.

shoved in her mouth, it punctured through her cheek broke the glasses of that three year old geek.

r. kelly did the same but im not about to give him the blame cuz fucking littles girls is just my game
 
Someone spent way too much time making that site for it to be a joke.

JIBARITO

(its actually a restaurant in Peurto Rico)

Guitaring for life

 
^holy shit, thats perhaps the gayest thing ever, why dont we all go put on flourescent one pieces and ride those! yay! thft. GAY

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why would i bother doing a misty 9? id much rather sit here at home, get my dick sucked by your fat ass bitch of a mom, smoke some pot and eat tons of food-- Lateralis

 
My parents got me skiboards for christmas and i can't get rid of the things, i emailed the contact link on that site to see if they could find some buyer for them. I hope it isn't Sims snowboarding who ran that site because fuck, I want to get rid of these things and get some $$$$.

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'Schmuck...Cruella has garbage can pussy.'

--> Alpentalik

gethyped.net
 
^What kind are they? You could get rid of them easily during the season.

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In a haze

A stormy haze

I’ll be around

I’ll be loving you

Always

Always

Here I am

And I’ll take my time

Here I am

And I’ll wait in line

Always

Always...
 
what from tricks on sticks creates a U to put in FUN?

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Afterlame, fall 04

Watch The Scanners! Its unreal
 
In a Comic Book Guy voice: Worst Idea Ever.

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-Mike

Pabst Blue Ribbon is the greatest beer ever.

What did the five fingers say to the face? SLAP!

Chapelle's Show Cult, Bitches
 
get on a pair and enter a comp and do 900's and grabs and cork shit.

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PBP Junkie

TMC For life

www.tmcmogul.com

five0 is a crazy sexy nutcracker motherfucker.'
 
^ You'd have to wear a bright orange spandex leotard while doing it to make it effective though.

-ERS
 
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