Capatilize everything like I did so it stands out with athourity..its gotta look like...If your looking for a bare knuckle boxing match your gonna get your sh*t kicked....So you dont want to mess with someone with this signiture
well, me and my friend believe that hobos are america's largest unexploited work force, and we are going to raise a hobo army. you guys can be generals and shit. yes?
well, i wouldn't go that far, we're just gonna lead the HoBum posse's at our local resorts and make our followers do funny shit, for initiation they have to either ski into the side of a lift house, or be a bun in the lodge for a whole day and night, that includes only eating food out of the garbage can or with money raised from begging.....how's that sound?
not good enough, we are going to raise a hobo army and march to iraq (hobos can walk on water of course) and k,ick saddam's ass. we will use the powerful BO of the hobos and burning trash cans as weapons. oh, and we will pay each hobo with mcdonald's.
We have a theme song now but it probobly wont be as fun as if you here someone sing it but its still funny it goes a little something like this..........
Hobos on the loose
soon to be hobos in a noose
Well they skiied through town and killed em all
big and fat
skinny and tall
and now there a bunch of bums runnin' from the law
so now there
Hobos on the loose
Soon to be hobos on the loose
And thats all i have so far ill try to come up with another part but im to lazy.
I can't wait till I can get up to my mountain and make people do funny things. I like that idea about making them beg for food money. I'm gunna make them wear a potato sack since I live in Idaho.
count me in if you are still taking memberships, i'm a friend to all bums, i give them food afterwork, and i've slept in a car at a resort, please let me be a Hobum
-If people don't want 'Posers' in their sport they should quit skiing and take up knitting. I highly doubt that anyone 'Poses' as a knitter. -Jibtech
yes SUpilot, there is initiation, bbut only for the members that join at your resort. you have to ask hobojibber if there is any initiation for joining on this site
that initiation is only for Hobos or Bums that seem sketch and ask to be in our posse, if you get an invite to be in the posse then you don't have to be initiated.
No man, you disowned yourself from this posse, you went and started your own, there can be only one and we can move a lot faster since our penises are circumzized......its war, unless you give up your posse and get your penis a haircut.
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if your asking me which Im going to be in its defanatly the HoBum posse. besides, my hood doesent really cover my head anyways, I was just never given the chop.