the history of matt harvey

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hucksterjibber15

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harvey is 27 years old, he was born on july 19 in his moblie home trailer park. when he was 13, his mother and father orphaned him in canada, not realizing that there actually are people in canada. so canada got their whole police force together to find the boys estranged parents. the 3 of them drove around for hours, but were not able to find them. newschoolers originally started out as a page designated to helpin young matthew rosanne harvey to find his long lost parents, but his parents did not want to be found. when matt found a striking interest in skiing, this is what the site became. the end

if people dont like what ive created, fuck em, because somebody else does-TANNER

can you see what's down there? me either.-seth peering down a cliff before he drops it

ns army, whatever is right below the general

 
okay............................

'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
 
very,very random.

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Hummingbird style: 70 times in one second.

Does Crichton smoke? Does a bear shit in the woods? -Rex
 
ROSANNE, hahaha, is that really his middle name?

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LAND SHARK!!! EEEEE EEEEEE EEEEEEE
 
yes, that really is his middle name. and i said that there were 3 officers dumbass

if people dont like what ive created, fuck em, because somebody else does-TANNER

can you see what's down there? me either.-seth peering down a cliff before he drops it

ns army, whatever is right below the general

 
that's right give'em shit jodi!

SKIER'S IRRESPONSIBILITY CODE

1.ski FAST at ALL TIMES

2.take MAX air at EVERY opportunity

3.POACH everyone's favourite lines

4.IGNORE all posted signs

5.EVADE patrol at all costs

6.SMOKE big fat stinky ones

7.DRINK to excess

**VIVA LA RESISTANCE**
 
Wow, the only thing you got right was his name..first and last that is...

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Its not the size of the army, but the fury of its onslaught
 
Shut up, Jordan. Anyway, what I find sad is that SO few of the 15,000 newest members even know who Matt Harvey is. More people know who Lateralis, SamCaylor, Melvs, and GhostDragon are than the Mattman himself. Pathetic in my eyes, but hey...

-Sarah

Dragon's Lair
 
In fact, when you say Mattman, people may assume that you mean the other guy, whose NS name is Mattman, also on this site. Just pointing that out for others in case there was confusion...

 
^^Oh shit, thanks J.D. Didn't think about that. Been a while since I've been on here. Sorry, I'd just rather refer to Matt by his first name, and not just call him Harvey like everyone else. More personal I guess.

-Sarah

Dragon's Lair
 
4skizzle,your first day on NS as a member and already 8 posts? God,a post whore to be..

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Hummingbird style: 70 times in one second.

Does Crichton smoke? Does a bear shit in the woods? -Rex
 
hey J.D._May, thanks for caring

Matt

'One word sums up probably the responsibility of any Governor, and that one word is 'to be prepared'.'

- Governor George W. Bush

'I get to go to a lot of overseas places, like Canada'-Britney Spears
 
i know ethan posted it awhile ago. and u said that there are actually 4 officers not 2, that is what i was referring too. and the last 15,000 members? who are you talking about. me?? if so ha, i laugh at you

if people dont like what ive created, fuck em, because somebody else does-TANNER

can you see what's down there? me either.-seth peering down a cliff before he drops it

ns army, whatever is right below the general

 
hahahahahahahahahahahahhhahaah hahahahaha hthe middle name was sooo funny hahah funniest thing on there.

well, a little.

Brody

i wont drop out of high school for skiing, mom

 
my god that was lame

~~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~~

#Cut the Jibba Jabba Crazy Fools! Start Skiing!#

*Be greatful, everyday, for snow, mountains, gravity and skiing*

@Talent Is Important, But Image Is God!@

%Jesus Is My Homeboy%
 
gay.

i got the harvmans number so how about we call and ask him?

and yes, i do feel special

_________________________________________________________________________________ The above comment is the views and opinions of I, Craige Diaz and I hereby accept no responibility for them.

NewSchoolSnow
 
1. No, I wasn't referring to you.

2. Yes, there are over 30,000 memebers now, and I would bet you money that at least 15,000 of them don't know who Matt is or that he created the site, but maybe just briefly heard the name if that.

-Sarah

Dragon's Lair
 
boooo this man, boooooooo this man.

real advice is telling someone that when you are bangin a girl and you hear a pop to pull out quick because your condom just broke
 
well sarah's right about no one knowing who matt is but has anyone here other than me even met lateralis? didn't think so. does he even exist?

SKIER'S IRRESPONSIBILITY CODE

1.ski FAST at ALL TIMES

2.take MAX air at EVERY opportunity

3.POACH everyone's favourite lines

4.IGNORE all posted signs

5.EVADE patrol at all costs

6.SMOKE big fat stinky ones

7.DRINK to excess

**VIVA LA RESISTANCE**
 
^Haha, what I'm saying is that it seems like people are more likely to recognize 'Lateralis' than 'Harvey' or 'Matt Harvey' these days. Blah. (no offense Stef)

-Sarah

Dragon's Lair
 
I donno, that 'Even our nerds are better than you!' ad gave Harvey some publicity... hes movin up in the world again. That was a while ago, we may need to make a new line of ads. Too bad I can't photoshop.

 
o great Sarah, for 15 sec I felt Special on NS

Damnit!

Matt

'One word sums up probably the responsibility of any Governor, and that one word is 'to be prepared'.'

- Governor George W. Bush

'I get to go to a lot of overseas places, like Canada'-Britney Spears
 
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