The "help jeff pay criminal trespassing fine" sale!

[jksl]

ok so i need some cash because me and my friends were hitting a rail and the cops busted us with criminal trespassing, so i need some money to pay whatever the fine is.

i have two pairs of goggles, a pair of Dragon DX, white/green with mirror lens and white/green/black argyle strap, used for about a month, lenses are almost perfect, just a tiny scratch you can barely notice. $65.

the other pair of goggles are Anon Figments, black with the gold mirror lens. i customized them or whatever with a silver sharpie when i was bored, i think it looks doper than just black. used ONCE, perfect condition. $50.

another item is a Siver Cartel Cipher coat, size XL. used for about 2 months, still in good shape though, no rips or tears or anything. $90.

(for some reason the second picture is blurry...i couldn't get it to be clearer than that.)

the last item is a Siver Cartel Adapter coat, size XL. used for about 5 days, near perfect condition, there's a little mark from a rail on the bottom left front pocket, but that's the only, slight, damage. $130.

i'm willing to negotiate prices a bit, but i'd like to get the price i put stuff at since i need money pretty bad. ok! yay!

 

[jksl]

shit, the goggles and first coat pictures didn't work...here we go again.

goggles:

siver cipher coat:

 

[jksl]

ok SICK! they won't work...copy and paste the links i guess?

 

[jksl]

ok i figured it out!!!! pictures here we go...

i feel retarded, but they should work now...sorry for the quadruple, was it?, post.

 

[mavric1298]

omg such a good deal, LOLZ, buy jeffs shit

really is a good deal though....and you'll be able to claim that you own something of jeff k's thats BIGTIME

 

[jksl]

help me please!

 

[Schoening]

Badass jeff....baddasssss

 

[Tulley.]

some sick stuff, i just have no money

 

[jksl]

tell your friends who do have money to buy something then!

 

[ry.will]

hmmmm, ill trade you a charzard for everything you got there.

 

[jksl]

maybe...very tempting.

 

[nothanks]

Charazard and a snorlax. Holographic Blastoise to cover shipping.

 

[matthasaurusrex]

to be honest i was kinda intersted in the brown siver coat...buuuuuut i dunoooo

 

[ry.will]

DAMNIT TAYLOR, fine ill go Charizard (Holigraphic), Pikachu (Limited Edition Japanese Holigraphic), Jigglypuff (Holigraphic), and (2) Trainers (Holigraphic), and a Snorlax to cover shipping.

 

[jksl]

damn i'm getting some sick offers on the pokemon card steeze, anyone wanna throw some cash to overcome these pokemon fools?

 

[D-40]

do you like digimon cards?

 

[jksl]

digimon? second rate pokemon! yuk.

 

[D-40]

sorry, seemed like the pokemon cards werent cuttin it

 

[R.Fahey]

JEFF!!! That's not the attitude we need right now. C'Mon Guys.... Get off it Already.... if we just work together you know we can get the charge dropped.

HAHA FUCK THAT!

 

[SteveStepp]

try not to pay attention to Rich. (hes gay)

jeff, its not worth it. we're convicts now.

 

[R.Fahey]

PS.... this thread has only had one almost legit post. Sell that shit on Ebay.

 

[Redstar]

$70 Canadian for the DXs, shipped.

haha, I prob would've bought the FIgments, save the "customization", sorry dude

 

[jksl]

yeaaa i'm not really sure if i want to ship to canada, i hear bad stories about the border and shit.

 

[jksl]

well personally, i don't like being a dick. and i'd rather not have some kid paying 50 bucks extra and then being not stoked on it, cause that's beat.

 

[chrismoJBEATS]

yo i got some yugio cards if u want....

 

[Redstar]

I think if you send it as a gift, there's no tax, but whatever. I got SLAMMED once with border tax, on my snowboard bindings. 60 fucking dollars for $300 bindings.

 

[nickmcnutt]

i was gonna take the brown siver coat right now, but i live in whistler. darn borders.

 

[cbrady]

wish i had the money

 

[smknbud420stoner]

does that xl fit big or small for an xl

 

[NoTeefa]

Little known fact about Jeff: He's not much of a pokemon card guy, but if you could offer him some Magic the Gathering cards, no way he could control himself

 

[jksl]

oh damn, the secret's out!

as for the XL question, it doesn't fit too big or too small, pretty average i'd say.

 

[Dakoulas]

oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh

 

[jksl]

ok new deal, if you buy an item, i'll get Steve Stepp or Tom Wallisch (THE PRETZEL MAN!!!!) to wear the item for the time desired by you.

now if that's not tempting to buy an item worn by either of those two, i don't know what is!

 

[Maximumsushi]

Help out this bro, he is trustworthy.

Cowabunga dudes!

 

[nothanks]

In all honesty I really really think you're being outrageous and ripping yourself off. Jeff take that deal because I'm sure not dumb enough to offer anything higher or more vaulable.

 

[ry.will]

hahahahaha.

 

[jksl]

ummmmm helloooooooo??

 

[invaderskier36]

interested in the Adapter how warm is it?

 

[617jibber]

sorry jeff but ijust bought a white xl adapter of tramdock for 130 shipped

 

[jksl]

135, but whatever, i'll lower the price to 110 plus shipping.

why do people even feel the need to do this shit?

 

[SteveStepp]

ummmm hellooo?

 

[holyDINOSAURS]

helloooooooooooooooo?

im a caaaaaaaaaaaaaar?

haha yeah these are sick sick deals. i kinda wish that i didnt have all my stuff so that i could help jeff out. so in any case BUMP

 

[inaba116]

I like the dragons

 

[jksl]

65 bucks and they're yours.

 

[Tulley.]

adapters nice but too big for me. sorry

 

[jksl]

nothing is too big...

 

[Tulley.]

^ha kinda saw that coming...sorry man im like 5'1"

 

[396222687862]

god damn. 5'1"!!!! bizzumpp for Jeff

 

[jksl]

adapter is sold yo!!!! everything else is still up for grabs! that steve stepp and tom wallisch offer still stands everyone!!!

 

[DannyJ]

how warm is that Siver jacket

 

[jksl]

well you'd need to be more specific cause there's two siver coats, the puffy one (apadter) is sold, and the other (cipher) is just a shell, and is still for sale