The heist of the century. A man stole my grandmas pond.

TheButterHashira

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My grandma owns several pieces of land out where she lives. On one of these pieces land she has a house she has rented and a lot of land behind it. A few years ago I went exploring back there and found a good sized pond. It seemed to have been built by beavers, but long ago so it was pretty legit. My grandma was excited to finally know about this because it made her realize that her property would be worth more in the event she sold it.

Last year in october or so she had problems with the property when the worst ecological disaster to ever hit Montgomery county happened right infront of the property when a gasoline truck fell off the road and spilled all its gasoline down the hill into the pond. Shit was really bad and killed all the fish and beavers.

That was bad and we felt bad for the guy across the pond who built a gorgeous house facing the pond because now he couldn't fish and shit out there. Fast forward to this summer and the asshole with the house back there built a road across the pond by putting dirt in it to build a land bridge. He also put a pipe under his land bridge and effectively drained my grandmas entire side of the pond. I am not sure if all the water washed down stream or stayed on his side, but now my grandma has no waterfront property on that piece of land and when she confronted the man and asked if he had a permit to build his land bridge he blew her off and didn't even respond.

He fucking stole a pond.
 
you can't even be mad about that..you just gotta admire his massive huevos and complete lack of concern for others.
 
pondjacked

do you have a picture of the old pond? go to the county and complain about the landbridge and the pondthievery.
 
lol its like that movie where the asshole steals the moon

except its a pond

and steve martin isn't involved

and it isnt animated

and it doesnt suck
 

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i was a little disappointed to find that he didnt literally take the pond to another location. But that is still a pretty funny story.
 
What an asshole...... He's just pondscum.

I'm so sorry I just couldn't resist that horrible pun.

Genuine +vibes for your grandma tho - that totally blows

 
what a badass. But really, your grandmother has and should take legal action and own that retard asshole
 
don't take legal action. thats stupid. just put a pump in and a hose leading in to his basement.
 
I read the thread title really quick and thought it said "the heist of the century. A man stole my grandmas pot."
 
steal the fucker right back. btw, what montgomery county is this? if it's the one in PA i might be the closest to perform some skullduggery.
 
dig a hole in the road then cover the top of it so when he drives on the road he wont see the hole and will drive right into it. then youll be even
 
so just because he builds a house on one side of a pond means he owns the pond? i didnt know that "claiming" something is yours means it actually is, i think who ever owns the actually property is the rightful owner, not the person that "claims" it theirs
 
"The heist of the century"

It's still very early in the century, but still many more interesting heists have gone down. Nobody knows your grandma or swims in the pond, well some people might feel bad, nobody really cares about this. so heist of the century is not true.

Should have done something and claimed that shit
 
theres also environmental laws against this kind of stuff. you cant just go out in the wilderness and drain a pond, and destroy an ecosystem.
 
this reminded me of dispicable me, where they stole the pyrimid and the moon, yes i saw that moive and yes it was funny as hell
 
Law enforcement finds out about the land bridge he built, he might get forced to remove it then there will be water on her side again.
 
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