the hardest part of breaking up...

IrishDrink87

IrishDrink87

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...seriously is getting back your stuff. this is fucking ridiculous:

So dan and i broke up like over 2 months ago. he lives 45 min from me and still has a lot of my shit. all of my dr appts are in his town (they have been since i was born) and so the last few times that i had appts out there, i had to have some interactions with him and his sister over material posessions. well, the last time i went out there, i called both of them ahead of time to let them know i was going to be there to drop off his stuff and to pick up my stuff. the both said okay. well i went out there and no one was home at either place. well today, i was fed up with all my stuff disappearing and so i called him and said, are you going to be home tonight, cause i want my beanie back. i dont care about my other stuff, i just want that back. and he said maybe. so i called his sister. and she said that she would talk to him. she called me right back and said that he was going to drop it off at her house so i wouldnt have to see him and i could pick it up. so i drive out there with my friend and he hadnt dropped it off yet. so she called him, and he said he wasnt going to drop it off bc i was there. then i said i would take her over and she could get it and i would take her home. he said no. so his little brother went over there and my friend and i waited 45 min on his sisters curb for them to come back. when they got back, they said to wait for another 30 and then they would go back to get it cause the hat is in his friends car. THIS WAS THE SECOND TIME I WENT OUT THERE TO GET MY FUCKING SHIT BACK! i dont care that its just a hat, its the fucking principle that all he has to do it put it on his fucking doorstep and i would do the rest. jesus fucking chirst.

i didnt wait cause my friend had plans that she was already missing and so now i dont know what to do.

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that or that lack of guaranteed daily sex, thats a killer.

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Sounds like he was mature about it.

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haha that was funny. I read the thread title and I was like, uh oh its gonna be sad. I honestly laughed outloud when I saw that first line. but anyways, you should go over and personally take all your stuff back. just walk in and take it

did that make any sense?
 
no he is 22, and the most immature boy ive ever met. and i would go in there and just take it, but i dont feel like getting charged with breaking and entering. he would call the cops for something like that.

'if the president is anything like you, atlantaski, i hope someone smacks him with a golf club and shits in his mouth.' CrystalNeedsSomething...

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then get a ski mask and a gun... a big shot gun.

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I thought this guy was the love of your life. Ah how life changes even the most idealistic people into cynics.

Well it sounds like this guy is now what you thought, so buy a vibrator and think of brad pitt/george clooney/orlando bloom/me. Were all in about the same leauge.!

 
Breaking up sucks all together though, stuff or not.

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umm its called getting the cops involved, its ur shit and he has no right to keep it.

know the fucking laws or please just dont talk nor exist.

call up the po and just say my ex took this shit fom me and wont give it back. its all my clothes and shit and i paid for them. hes go no right to keep them.

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getting stuff back from a crazy broad is no walk in the park. especially when she gives you back a pair of pants that have been all slashed up. those pants werent even mine though.

 
rip off his big semen filled balls and shove them down his throat

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^^ yeah but this is a girl trying to get stuff from a guy, little different.

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Some people talk it, some people live it, some people walk it-some people give it... deal with it.

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land of the free???@#! haha right... free to the power of the people in uniform

skiin', smokin', snackin', sexin', sleepin'... all anyone needs in life
 
yea definately a waste of time.

why don't you jsut buy a new hat? shouldn't have left all of your shit at his hosue when you broke up. you collect your shit up before you get on bad terms, dumb ass.

and im guessing you broke up cuz you're a slut and slept with another guy or something. so if you did that to me i wouldn't give you shit back either, i'd burn it. sorry, it's probably burnt.

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irish, this is what we saw coming a while back. maybe you shouldnta let him put it in the back door, if you know what im saying

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i dont know what the worst part of breakin up is, but the best part of wakin up is folgers in your cup

holy shit!!!111!1! he has more hten one namne??>?? omggg!! what a sux0rz@!! LOL

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i take it back. bitchassphatz and the guy who posted before him (not worth remembering) are the most immature BOYS alive. fucking get over yourselves and leave me alone.

'if the president is anything like you, atlantaski, i hope someone smacks him with a golf club and shits in his mouth.' CrystalNeedsSomething...

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'If i was a slutty white chick id rather have a 14 inch beast in my twat than a 6 inch white man cock' -Lateralis
 
one time my gf went to toronto for xmas vacation and i had this fat slutty gurl over she sucked me off a couple nights but she left this very nice DC hat like nice winter toque were talking $75-100 (CAD of course) so she leaves the hat over and I never call her again (actually once she chase my buddies truck trying to slap me haha nother story) but she leaves the hat there and my gf (at the time) gets back and I give her the hat as an xmas present hahaha a few months later i heard that the fat slut went berzerk when she heard i did this with her hat she used to call me at my condo and i had caller id so i never picked it up haha one time weeks after i gave my gf the hat the fat slut came over to my place and my room mate fucking gurl (im a guy) let her into my room and search for the hat hahaha at least the fatty didnt take nothing i just thought it was fucking funny thou

 
OMG ITS THE HARDEST PART OF WAKING UP! ugh

'if the president is anything like you, atlantaski, i hope someone smacks him with a golf club and shits in his mouth.' CrystalNeedsSomething...

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'If i was a slutty white chick id rather have a 14 inch beast in my twat than a 6 inch white man cock' -Lateralis
 
that shit blows man. people can be huge dicks.

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that is quite jibtastic, sir.

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actually irishdrink, i think bitchassphatz is more immiture than you are.

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sorry, wrote that too fast. you are more immature than bitchassphatz.

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cool, i really value your opinion. seriously, thank you so much for that.

'if the president is anything like you, atlantaski, i hope someone smacks him with a golf club and shits in his mouth.' CrystalNeedsSomething...

BUM LOVING FOR LIFE!

'If i was a slutty white chick id rather have a 14 inch beast in my twat than a 6 inch white man cock' -Lateralis
 
you people are so mean to her...what the fuck. and dont start with the im trying to get in her pants thing...leave her alone. an dyeha that really sucks..honestly get the cops involved or something. he's 22 and dosnt bring his sis the stuff cause your there? haha thats soo funny...sounds like junior high

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they are just sayin irish is a slut which i agree w/ if you cant handel the truth u can walk in front of a bus.

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'15 years old... you cant even take the girl anywhere... you have to get laid in the back of your... bicycle? or bring your parents along... or get a ride... hey mommy, i need a ride over to my bitch's house so i can fuck her' - Josh

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The lyrics to this 2Gether song should help:

The Hardest Part Of Breakin Up (Is Getting Your Stuff Back)

C'mon, yeah

Yeah, 2gether's in the house,

Put your hands in the air cause we'll make ya bounce.

C'mon (x4) oh, oh yeah

It's been so long, since I've seen your face,

So long since I've been to first base.

(strike 3 you're out)

I really miss, the feel of your kiss.

But can I have back my things before I get really pissed?

You had my heart, my soul, my attention,

But you walked out my life with my CD collection.

We're Breaking Up!

Breaking up is hard enough (woah oh oh oh)

Say you had nothing but I called you bluff.

You got my sweaters, my hat... I can't find my cat!

(meow) The hardest part of breaking up

is getting back your stuff.

Yeah, 2gether's in the house,

Put your hands in the air cause we'll make ya bounce.

C'mon (x2)

So tell me girl, do I have to say please,

or do I have to involve the police?

(we have you surrounded)

There was a time, when I'd trust you alone.

I'd call you up girl, but you took my phone.

You borrow stuff every time I turn my back.

(hey that's mine!)

I can't believe I went out with a KLEPTOMANIAC!

We're breaking up!

Breaking up is hard enough (woah oh oh oh) (hard enough)

Say you had nothing but I called you bluff.

You got my sweaters, my hat (my hat)... I can't find my cat!

(meow) The hardest part of breaking up,

is getting back your stuff.

Alex: Man you ever break up with a girl and she keeps your stuff?

Man, Wassup with dat?!

Kevin: I dunno man, something wrong! Ya know what I'm saying?

Something wrong with dat.

Yeah, Uh, Mickey Parke up in this mug, Here we go one, two..

Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, You plus me, it doesn't equal us.

You took my car now I gotta take the bus.

I thought I had a girl that I could trust.

I guess I never knew my calculus!

Breaking up is hard enough (woah oh oh oh) (hard enough)

Say you had nothing but I called you bluff. (yeah)

You got my sweaters, my hat (my hat)... I can't find my cat!

(meow) The hardest part of breaking up,

is getting back your stuff. (x2)

(meow) (hiss, hiss)

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Awesome

But, you can always fall back on your degree in... Communications! Oh, dear Lord!

I know! Is phony major. Lubchenko learn nothing. Nothing!

Our greatest glory consists not in never falling. But in rising every time we fall.

Breathe and Stop

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