The Golden Wheelchair: July 30th

J.D.

J.D.

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We're sorry to report that our usual presenter, Crystal-Needs-A-Park, is away and unable to give out the award this week. He'll be back for the next one. Now, without further ado,

This week's Golden Wheelchair award for exceeding expectations in the field of ignorance goes to:

Bristolrider, for his post in the thread, 'Sports besides skiing'. Here it is.

'''no dude dont stab frogs...theyre cool....but i do break rabbits spines with 2X4s......i did it at misty7s house. but i love shooting guns.''

Congratulations!

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In a haze

A stormy haze

I’ll be around

I’ll be loving you

Always

Always

Here I am

And I’ll take my time

Here I am

And I’ll wait in line

Always

Always...
 
Only on NS...

Lateralis, on his turn-ons:

'a shaved box, i dont want no fucken rain forest greeting me when i tear off those little cotton panties, id much rather have a nice gaping axe wound that is dripping with wetness while i stare at it in amazement and eat that shit like its elephant food!'
 
i caught a baby rabbit while mowing the other day. i didnt run over it, but i got off the mower caught it, it was a baby, and then pet it and put it down. isnt that a great story. meh. but it is true

Take me to your special place,

Close your eyes show me your face............I'm gonna piss on it

 
good choice! i totally forgot about the golden wheelchair stuff

-Lauren

Lauren and Ella: together changing teenaged boys lives since 2001.

THE FIST OF FURY

Fistin' Mad Bitches!

This is one voice not to forget:

'Fight every fight like you can win;

An iron-fisted champion,

An iron-willed fuck up.'

Skiing's not a sport, it's a lifestyle.

 
ha that's funny, i gotta check out that thread.

Check out the trailer to Minor Threat. It features the best skiers from all over New York State (It's under the edits/shorts section or in Huckfest900's profile)

Peter: When you go on a cruise you need to build up a base tan.

Chris: But I heard that in tanning booths you can get something called Melenoma

Peter: Don't worry son that's just fancy talk for sexified.

Member 957,647,789,468,952,001,657

 
So you suggest killing animals would be anti-hippy thing and that your girlfriend is not a hippy then? But she doesn't shave her armpits and legs; they are so natural.

Hey so about rabbits, I think they are pretty yummy when you barbeque them... So why do people say that they taste like chickens? They don't taste like chickens, they taste like rabbits! Why is this world think that chicken is the universal taste norm I mean that's stupid....

BOBMARF

 
^ pretty freaky first post...

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'Families is where our nation finds hope, where wings take dream.'

'I understand small business growth. I was one'

-Dubya!
 
^That is the strangest thing I've ever read.

No, I'm lying. That 'where art thou' poem was wierder.

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In a haze

A stormy haze

I’ll be around

I’ll be loving you

Always

Always

Here I am

And I’ll take my time

Here I am

And I’ll wait in line

Always

Always...
 
^touche

Check out the trailer to Minor Threat. It features the best skiers from all over New York State (It's under the edits/shorts section or in Huckfest900's profile)

Peter: When you go on a cruise you need to build up a base tan.

Chris: But I heard that in tanning booths you can get something called Melenoma

Peter: Don't worry son that's just fancy talk for sexified.

Member 957,647,789,468,952,001,657

 
Who is that crazy cracker up there anyways?^^^^

Lateralis, on his turn-ons:

'a shaved box, i dont want no fucken rain forest greeting me when i tear off those little cotton panties, id much rather have a nice gaping axe wound that is dripping with wetness while i stare at it in amazement and eat that shit like its elephant food!'
 
I liked the accident post:

Subject: How many kids are actually not accidents?

hucksterjibb...

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Thinking about it, not very many of us.

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Bam i was jus skatin and went flyin in the air and had this piece of wood in my backpack and just happened to land on that piece of wood and hurt my shoulder

- Patrick·patproductions.com

Looks like rain to me.
 
Yeah, there were some good candidates this week... Jibjib and his democrat haters cult, punkrider and his nearly-english rambling about how rails is not ski, whatever the fuck that means... it's always a tought choice, but we manage.

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In a haze

A stormy haze

I’ll be around

I’ll be loving you

Always

Always

Here I am

And I’ll take my time

Here I am

And I’ll wait in line

Always

Always...
 
I'm confused. What is this Golden Wheelchair award? Petek sig says he's Golden Wheelchair bound....

-CraigeD

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'Ok, so I'm going to assume that you know someone named 'your' and he is, in fact, a homosexual.

Or do you mean to say: 'you're' gay?'-Tom Sorrell
 
^Initiation of the Golden wheelchair

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In a haze

A stormy haze

I’ll be around

I’ll be loving you

Always

Always

Here I am

And I’ll take my time

Here I am

And I’ll wait in line

Always

Always...
 
The Golden Wheelchair is a weekly award given to someone who is the best display of ignorance or flat out stupidity. The recipient is chosen by a council of members.

better to burn out...

...then fade away
 
ahh ok, Thanks.

-CraigeD

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'Ok, so I'm going to assume that you know someone named 'your' and he is, in fact, a homosexual.

Or do you mean to say: 'you're' gay?'-Tom Sorrell
 
Larry Flint, of Hustler fame, chills out in his own pure gold wheelchair. peep it in a HT a few months ago.

'When the power of love overcomes the love of power, the world will know true peace' - Hendrix

Peace & Love
 
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Warning: If you are reading this then this warning is for you. Every word you read of this useless fine print is another second off your life. Don't you have other things to do? Is your life so empty that you honestly can't think of a better way to spend these moments? Or are you so impressed with authority that you give respect and credence to all who claim it? Do you read everything you're supposed to read? Do you think everything you're supposed to think? Buy what you're told you should want? Get out of your apartment. Meet a member of the opposite sex (or same sex if you prefer). Stop the excessive shopping and masturbation. Quit your job. Start a fight. Prove you're alive. If you don't claim your humanity you will become a statistic.

You have been warned…

 
This week's award was pretty much a toss up between Bristolrider and Jibjib. In the end, Bristolrider won it, which is due in my opinion to the sheer brutality of what he wrote. It's worth noting that Jibjib will be coming back at us with more stupidity, and more chances to win a golden wheelchair.

Congratulations to all our contestants! You're the man bristolrider!

Freezy deletes all my posts because he doesn't like me, so I suggest you message him to make him stop.
 
hahahah nice pic trevorwoulddoit

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well then come visit me, oh my rules must be made clear : no lube allowed, no cum dodging and most of all no condoms and we must perform ass to mouth several times throughout the session.

Thanks,

Lateralis

i love 12 year olds, theyre so tasty and fresh, nice tight pink twats ready to plow open with my meat stick............oh wait your talking about 12 year fags on this site, oops - Lateralis

thats nothing, try calling the teachers nephew a retard so she freaks out and shoves a meter stick up your ass and tells you to jump up and down on it, towards the end of the year i would call her nephew a retard everyday just so i could bounce up and down on a meter stick, the other classmates even paid to take off my clothes while i did it - Lateralis

If I was a fat black chick, id live in a zoo- Lateralis

I have nothing, I dont save anything from ns, i have mostly porn on my comp tho- Lateralis

hahah yeah, if i was able to do a 1620 smoothly with a grab, do you think id still be in a shit ass town with a tiny ass hill?? no id be in mammoth ripping it up everyday repping my sponsors!-Lateralis

I almost broke my penis once, i fell down my gfs stairs naked and with a boner, i was never so scared in my life - Lateralis
 
i think that the most deserving canidate definatly took it home this week.

Mercy's eyes are blue

When she places them in front of you

Nothing holds a roman candle to

The solemn warmth you feel inside

 
ahahahaha, I laughed so hard, i cant believe how funny that was. I dont even know hwy, but it was!

-Michael Lifshitz-
 
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