The Golden Wheelchair Designation of Ignorance Committee pronounces the RE-augural Award Winner for the week of Sept. 8-14

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prophet

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We, the committee do hereby assign the title of MORON to NS member:

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for the following outstanding post:

skiJRF

413 Posts

Ridiculous

Sep 14 2007

4:05:42

so last weekend at a party my friend passed out after 15 beers, a few shots, some weed, salvia and some knife hits. he passed out at like three in the morning on my friends parents bed and pissed himself and threw up everywhere. so at like five we cleaned all the shit up and drug him downstairs and into his car. i was sitting in the drivers seat and he was right next to me in the passenger's seat.

then he started like uncontrolably shivering and shit and like spitting. it was fucked up and kept like shaking him and he was just passed the fuck out. i didn't think he could be too cold cause it was like 50 out (we live in ak). so i drove him around for a while and then realized his car didn't have any heat. so i parked him on a sideroad like a half mile from my house and walked home hoping he would be fine. he was shivering like the whole time but started to wake up a bit by the end.

talked to him the next day and he felt like shit but he was fine. anybody else have somethin like this happen? or know why he was all full body shivering and spitting and shit? scared me pretty bad when i thought about it.

Feel no pride in this designation, champ, for you are fucking stupid. The Committee rests.
 
That was quite possibly the most idiotic thing I have ever read. I'm having trouble comprehending his stupidity. Haha, holy shit he is dumb!
 
RUNNER UP THIS WEEK:

“Dweezil$$

8083 Posts

Crazy Fool

Sep 3 2007

1:24:15

mixed an antibiotic and some alcohol by accident. went to my friend's building. One thing led to another, and before i knew it, i was about to jump down a flight of about 15 stairs in the dorm building. I did it once and stomped it. the people watching me called all their friends and told them to come watch it. second time i came up short, and now, the entire back portion of my foot is legit purple. It hurts pretty bad, and I can't put any weight on my heel, so i have to walk on the front part of my foot. not good.”

HONOURABLE MENTIONS:

In a thread about how PBP movies are getting stale:

“creighton

2269 Posts

Addict

Sep 12 2007

4:12:58

i would love to punch you in the face for being a faggot. i dont like gay porno. so i dont watch it. u dont hear me complaining how gay porn never gets any better though do you?”



“-Armada_1242-

1697 Posts

Insane

Sep 12 2007

1:22:48

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Quoting knal from Sep 11 2007 10:30:55:

i think Simon does steroids so im not gonna comment in order to avoid any unfortunate encounters

ill bet you all pro athletes (cept for maybe candide) have done steroids once in their life”

“freestyler540

4837 Posts

No Life

Sep 13 2007

4:19:09

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Quoting Rowen from Sep 13 2007 4:14:50:

How about a safe sex day?

Well, they don't believe in abortion so the US will be full of dysfunctional families that raises (or tries) dysfunctional children. So as the population rate rises, so does the crime rate”

In a thread about 9/11:

“no-jesus=no-war

1821 Posts

Insane

Sep 11 2007

8:27:01

its not THAT big of a deal dudes, it was like 6 years ago”

I think that’s sufficiently retarded to end this on. See you all next week, when we have more than three days to compile these... should be a good one. And we might actually put the date on the certificate.
 
those are the best honorable mentions and runner up in the history of the GW. at least to my memory
 


In a thread about 9/11:

“no-jesus=no-war

1821 Posts

Insane

Sep 11 2007

8:27:01

its not THAT big of a deal dudes, it was like 6 years ago”

wow i remember that. i wish that this would have won the award
 
now we just need the little gloden wheelchair symbol next to their name, so everyone knows. hell, maybe even their own category.
 
but.

i explained it and it was a misunderstanding, i meant its not a big deal that the day was 9/11 not that 9/11 wasnt a big deal, cause it was

so lets not speak of it again
 
you should have a flamming pile of shit next to your name. now stand up for yourself. answer that pm. bitch.
 
its not my fault im 14, being older than me doesnt make me any less smart than you, maybe i am less smart but not cuase im 14
 
am i just tired or did this make no fucking sense what so ever?

sorry about the thread hijack

and like i said, im not a very good christian. you dont have to be a good christian to know that what you are doing is just fucking stupid.

if you didnt change your name to offend, what did you change it to that for? attention? what?

 
ummmm nooooo actually im in 9th grade thank you very much

hahaha yea school sucks

but seriously though, you can think what you want it doesnt matter to me really
 
Shoulda put him in the drivers set and set the car in drive before you left. Buckle up of course. Would have been the least you could do...
 
Ya, cause the Crusades never happened, right? Course you take out the Jesus figure and it just get's replaced by some other supernatural deity that we try to please.
 
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