The Golden Wheelchair - August 13

J.D.

J.D.

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This Friday the 13th's awarding of the Golden Wheelchair Designation of Ignorance award is upon us, and we dedicate this one to Crystal-Needs-A -Park, who, due to internet problems, is having trouble connecting to NS at home. Anyways, without further ado, here is this week's winner:

Sohcahtoa, from the 'Why I hate som conservatives' thread in NSG.

''heres why i dont like some liberals. you cant tell the difference between a conservative and an assbag. and again, making lib look like a four letter word. none of the 'leftists' on here can offer shit. bigj has the limbaugh crew repped proper''

Congratulations, that post was on a completely different continent from making sense. Thanks to all those who made impressively stupid contributions this week, we couldn't do this without you. Keep up the... I want to say 'good work', but... ah, whatever.

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I love this award

Lateralis, on his turn-ons:

'a shaved box, i dont want no fucken rain forest greeting me when i tear off those little cotton panties, id much rather have a nice gaping axe wound that is dripping with wetness while i stare at it in amazement and eat that shit like its elephant food!'
 
Couple of honourable mentions:

1080bio (on warren miller): waren miller sucks all his new movies are horible he talks way to much just get some good nusic and have all good skiers in ur movies insted of racer faggots and stuff

R5tommy

Subject: One more reason i dislike some conservatives

Forum: NSG

2004-08-07 17:06:14

''i think he has as much freedom to take down anti america posters as you do to make them''

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In a haze

A stormy haze

I’ll be around

I’ll be loving you

Always

Always

Here I am

And I’ll take my time

Here I am

And I’ll wait in line

Always

Always...
 
well, anti bush isnt anti america, just if it is extreme, but accutally, he probably does have the same rights to take it down, if its on a public note board.

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^I'd submit that one if it wasn't pretty much the same as r5tommy's. You don't have a right to stop people from posting their political opinions, einstein. You can put up your own poster, but you can't take others' down from an area that's meant for the public to post things. It's actually illegal. In this case, the poster was on private property (a shop window), so it's illegal again.

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In a haze

A stormy haze

I’ll be around

I’ll be loving you

Always

Always

Here I am

And I’ll take my time

Here I am

And I’ll wait in line

Always

Always...
 
Maybe they should make it legal. You know, rights do need to be protected afterall. Just like my right to not wear a seatbelt if I so choose. Oh wait, I don't have that right.

signatures are for pussies

 
^So I guess we know your stance on euthanasia now, huh?

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In a haze

A stormy haze

I’ll be around

I’ll be loving you

Always

Always

Here I am

And I’ll take my time

Here I am

And I’ll wait in line

Always

Always...
 
the award goes to those members who ordinarily dont make stupid posts, or at least to those who arent generally known for it, but who really let it slip. you ^ are already known to be a complete dolt, and are therefore not in the running for any consideration.

if you really want one though, you might be able to get one if you follow these simple steps:

1. get a large basin of water

2. come to the realization that you are a swineherd.

3. insert your head entirely in the basin of water.

4. inhale deeply.

Mercy's eyes are blue

When she places them in front of you

Nothing holds a roman candle to

The solemn warmth you feel inside

 
^Ain't it the truth

Check out the trailer to Minor Threat. It features the best skiers from all over New York State (It's under the edits/shorts section or in Huckfest900's profile)

Peter: When you go on a cruise you need to build up a base tan.

Chris: But I heard that in tanning booths you can get something called Melenoma

Peter: Don't worry son that's just fancy talk for sexified.

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Yes, its something you have to do with cattle often. Sometimes its because they break their legs in gopher holes. But we must protect the right of the gopher.

signatures are for pussies

 
shut the fuck up, you're trying too hard.

SkeeOrDie: I don't hate boarders, I hate fuckers, and 8-year olds that call everyone nigger face.
 
Bravo JD, you truly are the intelligence behind NS.com and are fit to give this award, and gosh darnit, people like you! Keep on readin' and puttin' stupider people down!

patj
 
^I'm actually just filling in for CNAP... I could have someone else give it out, we all have an equal vote in the actual council. Maybe I'll ask Ghostdragon to present it next week, would that be better?

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In a haze

A stormy haze

I’ll be around

I’ll be loving you

Always

Always

Here I am

And I’ll take my time

Here I am

And I’ll wait in line

Always

Always...
 
maybe one day ill be dumb enough to be in the golden wheelchair

dont go to new york. all it has to offer is i love ny stickers

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newbies are our future unless if we stop them now!

'dont fuck with me cause the last person that fucked with me....well they lived a pretty normal life'- misty7

'ok im gonnago play pocket tanks...the only game that runs on my computer'-cruz

 
i like how my post actually makes sence and i got an honarable mention because warren miller if an old faggot and his movies do acctually suck

what happined to drugs, sex, & rock and roll...now adays we have aids crack and techno.......

Guns N' Roses
 
bristol- if im not mistake, you were nominated a few weeks ago, and i am pretty sure that you won it for your post about breaking rabbits spines with 2x4's. i remember it certainly being up for debate within the commitee.

Mercy's eyes are blue

When she places them in front of you

Nothing holds a roman candle to

The solemn warmth you feel inside

 
YES YES I WIN!!!!! I AM VICTORIOUS!! LOVE ME! LOVE ME!!!

dont go to new york. all it has to offer is i love ny stickers

member 9020

newbies are our future unless if we stop them now!

'dont fuck with me cause the last person that fucked with me....well they lived a pretty normal life'- misty7

'ok im gonnago play pocket tanks...the only game that runs on my computer'-cruz

 
lol. I didn't know we awards like this? ..this is awesome!

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that is quite jibtastic, sir.

'the 06 PE's will have tiny spinners for rivits.

' mommy on the blingiest skis ever, the 06 PE's.
 
Actually I do remember that.

Check out the trailer to Minor Threat. It features the best skiers from all over New York State (It's under the edits/shorts section or in Huckfest900's profile)

Peter: When you go on a cruise you need to build up a base tan.

Chris: But I heard that in tanning booths you can get something called Melenoma

Peter: Don't worry son that's just fancy talk for sexified.

Member 957,647,789,468,952,001,657

 
you didnt win shit giray, its a commite that decides it. And for the record yes brisolrider got a peice of wood (NOT A 2X4 COCK SUCKERS) and hit a bunny that was hideing in my moms flowers. What the stupid thing was 5 min eailer he yhells 'holy shit a giant toad!'. Well the stupid pice of shit couldnt tell the diffrence beteewn a rabit and a toad. And his brother Ahmet Dynarider finshed the rabit off, i taped 1/2 of it.

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^ahahahaha so true....i caught a glimpse of it and it looked like a giant toad...but then i got a better look and i saw it was a rabbit so im like 'why the fuck isnt this thing running?' then im like 'oh well must be a retarded one...heres my chance to kill' so i went and got like a .5in by 2 and broke its spine

dont go to new york. all it has to offer is i love ny stickers

member 9020

newbies are our future unless if we stop them now!

'dont fuck with me cause the last person that fucked with me....well they lived a pretty normal life'- misty7

'ok im gonnago play pocket tanks...the only game that runs on my computer'-cruz

 
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