Guido-an Italian American man usually residing in New York or New Jersey. He
wears shirts that are too tight and unbuttoned 5 buttons too low to
show off the chest that he spent hours and hours at the gym obtaining,
he spends more time on his hair than his girlfriend, and continues to
"hit the clubs" long into his mid to late 30's. Often attracted to the
female version of himself, the guidette.