The Future From the Past...

alpentalik

alpentalik

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Before you read this take a few deep breathes, you gotta be chill and in the right state of mind...smoke a j if necessary...

OK, this was hard for me to grasp as well, but getboards.com is selling the one and only SB1 at a low, low price of $8.99! Yeah, I know, holy shit thats fucking insane. I don't think many of you understand what it means for something like this to happen. People talk about skiing being a few years behind snowboarding, but we all know that's utter bull shit. Skiing took nothing from snowboarding, it stole everything from extreme agro inline rollerblading. Transfered directly to snow, skiboarding paved the way for this new form of twin tip skiing. SB1 is a glimpse into the future of skiing. SB1 is a prophecy, soon to be the bible of our sport as we know it...all for the incredible $8.99! Its a wonder why they would sell this master piece for so cheap when they could still easily sell it for more since it is selling like crazy, just like it did when it came out a few years ago. Thank me now, or later, for I have just given you all the secret key to unlock the mystery of newschool. Amen.

''Some say hope floats, my crew sunk their battleships. Seattle shit, the Northwest assassinate your catalyst.''
 
whats SB1

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Creator of the NS Cousin Exchange Program

'Hey look, it's a Zamboni.' My not so intelligent friend after he saw the Loon Gondola

Stealth Ninja of the Silent Army

Viva la Resistance!

 
a skiboarding movie!

Official Storm Trooper of the Silent Army

::VIVA LA RESISTANCE::

PS. K2skeepimp loves the cock!

 
the original skiboard movie... i think berman was in the credits somewhere. and the guy that was in sterotype w/o poles, pete mitheoffer, is in it too.

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Class
 
so what are you trying to say? skiboarding is coming back?

BACON (receiving a monstrous, leafy cocktail)

What's that?

SAMOAN JO

A cocktail, you asked for a cocktail.

BACON

No, I asked you to give me a refreshing drink. I wasn't expecting a

fucking rainforest; you could fall in love with an orang-atang in that.

Shut up phrosty - The rest of the world percieves the average american to be dumb, stupid and a redneck because of that exact attitude – Schlonigator

 
he is sayin the shit being throwin back then is simmilar to what we are seeing these days. that movie is way old.

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Class
 
he's saying skiboarding is totally whack and getboards.com is trying to get rid of their skiboarding merchandise as fast as possible with big markdowns

$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

I lost my pants! Anyone seen my pants?
 
alpentalik loves skiboarding though

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If humans and dolphins are the only mammals on the earth that have sex for pleasure, do dolphins masturbate themselves like humans do?

Man is not what he thinks he is but what he thinks...he is ~ Elrond Hubbard

Proud Member of the Issy Freeride Team

www.IssyFreeriders.com
 
i think the original ski movie is the newschoolers bible

changing the stereotype of skiiers one jib at a time

skiing is just like sex. when its good, its goooooood. and when its not so good, its still pretty good.

im tired of the mother fucking jacket!

a bar of soap?

haha thats right, got you good fucker!
 
yeah alpentalik loves the cock, and skiboarding, yay

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Creator of the NS Cousin Exchange Program

'Hey look, it's a Zamboni.' My not so intelligent friend after he saw the Loon Gondola

Stealth Ninja of the Silent Army

Viva la Resistance!

 
are there any pro skiboarders left? I thought all them got their heads out of their asses and got longer planks

$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

I lost my pants! Anyone seen my pants?
 
no way on fox sports a while ago they had skiboarding skiercross. it was hilarious because the course was pussy and they all looked like they were shitting bricks

BACON (receiving a monstrous, leafy cocktail)

What's that?

SAMOAN JO

A cocktail, you asked for a cocktail.

BACON

No, I asked you to give me a refreshing drink. I wasn't expecting a

fucking rainforest; you could fall in love with an orang-atang in that.

Shut up phrosty - The rest of the world percieves the average american to be dumb, stupid and a redneck because of that exact attitude – Schlonigator

 
i have some respect for skiboarders who can do like 1080 japans and land, but when they get all excited about doing a 3 then i start to get mad

 
How high do the pros go in this movie?

I've never seen a skiboarder be more than 5 feet high and land.

Q: Didn't Tanner hall throw some rediculous spin like a 1260 or 1440 on ski boards just to show how gay it is?

Eat. Sleep. Breathe. Ski.

 
haven't seen it but neal lyons is in it. the guy is killer! he went to my school and dated my buddys friend

Official Storm Trooper of the Silent Army

::VIVA LA RESISTANCE::

PS. K2skeepimp loves the cock!

 
I think we'd all be a lot better off if skiers tried to steer clear of any fruit-booting influence. Furthermore, I think Pete Mithoefer or whatever is a fucking idiot because he obviously has the talent to be pro skier but as long as he rides without poles he'll never get any respect.

'Math my dear boy, is nothing more than the lesbian sister of Biology'-Peter Griffin (Family Guy)

Proud Member of the NS Ogre Posse, although I voted for 'Longer Donger Posse'
 
dont forget sb2 -da kainen and BioHazards- Sickness and in Health....

'Fuck Skiing who wants to go ice fishing?'

-Surmise Ski Owner and Skier Corey Piersol

'You can't go steezy in tha treezy'

-Brian Class on Skiing in the Glades

When there is no grass on the field, play in the mud

-Pep Fujas

-MR
 
OH MY FUCKING GOD

i have to buy this movie

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Have YOU ever had a bloody tampon in your mouth? Well let me tell ya, it ain't good times.

How many girls called you last night? zero. How many girls called you tonight? zero. heh, well, you know what they say son? zero plus zero equals FAG!!

1080s are easy. any half retarded baby licker could strap on a pair of fag sticks and spin around. if you want to do something that requires skill, why dont you faggots take up backcountry pogosticking.

~mommy~
 
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