The funniest thing that ever happend to me.

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ShitSlam4

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It all started when junior was eating a crakcer, and my mom made pit. I was sitting in my room and racla was chewing on a chunk. So then beast comes up and says 'can sup.' And I was like what the fuck and he goes, no. So then mom said that i could go to the bathroom, and then tiget said hello. So then i dropped the phone on my foot. Then the polie came and said why, but i shot em up good. Then Jhevon said why did u, and i fucked him up too. Me anmd my homies had a good laugh over a non alcoholic bear after that.

SO then we went to the store and started. I was scared that we would get arrested, so i got naked. Then my penis caught on fire, it was bad news bares. then i mowd a lawn. But the funny part was when yuper told a really good joke.

 
your either smoking too much or not enough

'My computer is located in a small patch of forrest grove. Every morning I run 200 miles to my job as a professional skier and then I return to my shack i built from bark and fox droppings. I sit down and chat on NS on my computer made from honey dew and happiness for a few hrs then I eat granola. Then I play soccer outside with my squirrel neighbors, then i go back inside at night and fuck the bejezus out of my hot monkey girlfriend, drink 4 pounds of kava kava juice, and pass out on my bed made of thatches of palm fronds. There, am I outside enough for you?'

-midwest_rep

 
Oh, really, now go hang yourself.

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i'm pretty sure that shit made me stupider

-Ira

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Viva La Rèsistance

i think the hustle dance is pretty sick - DENALI44
 
what's a nonalcoholic beer?

Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of

arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly

proclaiming...'Wow! What a ride!'
 
^^no i really think this fagot did

*NORTHEAST CULT*

^ITS ALIVE AGAIN!!!

quagmire:'We got to do something.'

peter:'Dont worry i got an idea, an idea so smart my head would explode if i even began to know what I am talking about.

dude i talked to them about it and they said 'our budget doesnt alow it' fuck that.....they just think im ugly-bristolrider

 
make us stupider

*NORTHEAST CULT*

^ITS ALIVE AGAIN!!!

quagmire:'We got to do something.'

peter:'Dont worry i got an idea, an idea so smart my head would explode if i even began to know what I am talking about.

dude i talked to them about it and they said 'our budget doesnt alow it' fuck that.....they just think im ugly-bristolrider

 
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