The funniest-places-your-friends-have-passed-out-thread

I was at the bar with some buddies and they were hitting on some chicks, but I was just sitting there looking around and then I pulled a grandpa simpson and passed out in my chair. Buddies lauighed and walked away with the girls, I got kicked out of the bar with no clue what happened.
 
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wizard staff cast a sleeping spell on me.
 
back in high school i was hooking up with a girl in the back of my car and passed out. before i passed out i somehow managed to lock my car and set the alarm off. so i was passed out in the back with the alarm going off and people banging on the window trying to wake me up. woke up the next morning in my bed and didnt know it happened until someone told me. ha
 
woke up at this fags house on his couch with no pants on, proceeded to be a boss and get up naked and take a leak, the only ones home were his 5 female roommates.
 
me and my buddy picked up these chicks, she fed me tons of drinks and i got blackout. The rest of the story is about me, but was told to me from my buddy who continued to bang this girl he picked up, who was friends with the girl i went home with... and will never see again. Get back to her place very drunk, continue to kiss and shit, get naked, i guess she had to go to the bathroom or somethin and when she returned i was passed out naked on her bed, she tried to wake me up but couldnt and when i woke up i had NO idea where i was and freaked out a bit.
 
my one friend passed out in front of five guys shortly after spilling an entire bag of fries all over the floor in attempts of puking in the bag...then walked out the door and passed out the side walk and an employee dragged him back inside due to a customer complaint
 
dan brown. face first in the bad side up of insulation in the unfinished part of the basement of a huge house 4th of july 2 summers ago. took 10 of us 45 minutes to find him. he wins
 
puked in the car, got pushed out of said car onto dirt road, passed out in said dirt road, picked up by cops, woke up in hospital...
 
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