The friend that nobody likes..

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There's this one kid who finds a way to tag along to almost every concert we go to, so we are at the Slightly Stoopid show in New Haven, CT last spring and I met kyle, miles, and OG before the show. We were just chillin, talking and whatnot when my idiotic "friend" swings by. At this point I'm telling myself "do NOT say anything embarrassing" and sure enough he starts talking about how his mom didn't want him to go, which somehow turned into how his favorite food were PB & J's, I shit you not.
The worst part is they have no idea that they're THAT person cause nobody wants to tell them.
So yeah, pretty cool story I know, but some of you guys must have some embarrassing friends like that.
 
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god i know so many kids like that, nothing's worse
it's hard to get rid of them also, that's why i always make sure i'm not one of them, i'm perhaps too paranoid about not being that fucking annoying kid who nobody wants around but they still tolerate them anyway
i make people earn spending time with me because i'm so awesome...jk
 
i have a few, haha but most of my friends are chill, 2 summers ago there were 5 of us that hung every day, well 2 of them broke off, and 1 strayed away, so now when ever im hanging with the 1 or 2 who im still good friends with we always talk about he 2 break offs and their #1 friends
 
we have this black guy named fitzroy. nobody likes him. hes a cocky little fuck. i have no idea how he puts up with himself. i cant even write how anoying he is haha
 
this happens to me sometimes. it's usually for us girls when you have a fat friend around, like in the summer when you wanna go swimming, gotta ditch the fat friend, or when you are going to a party and you dont wanna bring that fat friend cause you gotta drag her ass home when she is trashed, also the annoying girl that thinks she is hot when its looks like someone took a bat to her face, god i could go on forever.
 
yeah theyre this kid steven, he smells bad, hes cocky as fuck, hes basically a total piece of shit and everybody hates him.

i dont have any stories OF him but, tonight me and my friend colton were driving and found a free tv, this is a heavy ass motherfucker too, so we go by this kids house and through this tv into his front yard.

shitty story, but it was funny at the time.
 
the only way he can fix this is to tell all his friends that THEYRE the ones who are annoying
 
i think i'm that guy. i mean, people invite me out and stuff, but i'm pretty sure it's cause they don't wanna hurt my feelings or whatever.
 
Last time a fat girl tagged to a party, she fell through a glass door...

Then, the police came, because someone called in that there was glass broken.

Then the party got shut down.

All this, because someone likes their second helpings...

Likewise, it's not good to bring that super anarexic girl along, who gets alchohol poisoning after that first drink...then opens up about her abusive past, and misinterpreted love...

Fuck it, I party alone from now on.
 
Awhile ago, when I was like 15, I had a bad friend like that. One day we were hanging out, and he, the annoying friend, had to go home to do some yard work. So me and my friends get all stoked and go to Burger King while he was gone. We had been there about 30 minutes when we look out the window and see him pedaling his heart out on his bike towards Burger King. He comes in, grass and dirt all over his shirt and shorts, sweating like an African primate, and proceeds to make each one of us feel his heartbeat because as he says " my heart beat is so crazy right now". For some reason he loved to have people feel his goose eggs, bumps, and heart beat. On top of that I don't even want to get started with how he ate. Let's put it this way it looked and sounded like Jurassic Park.
He would also call you 4 times, and then come to your house and ring the doorbell. He would then repeat the process over again in an hour if he still hadn't gotten in touch.

Story probably sucks for all you guys, and doesn't seem that bad, but at the time the kid was just the most annoying fucker in the world to us.
 
i know a kid like that. every day i would drive up to the resort to ski or work and he would tag a ride from school. i made him buy my a red bull and a double cheesburger everday for gas wich was nice but if i was working park crew he would always hang around and try to help and talk about his racing style and how he could beat me on any coarse. so i raced the course with him.. switch.. and killed him. then he blamed it on not waxing his skis.he would always try and act 'cool' to like when we stoped to get food he would Always buy chew and i never saw him dip once. so i told him i like cope and like a week later he started buying that haha.anyone who goes to my school or rides hidden valley pa know exactly who im talking about.the worste part is hes a year younger and wants to come to my school next year...
HIS NAME IT TOTTY.i think that kinda sums up how much of a tool this kid is hahaha
fuckin totty.... thats him on the left.. and that not me on the right... i really hope someone who knows him sees this hahahahah
 
Skiing has a lot of those annoying fuckers for a sport I don't know too many people in.

At Big Boulder in PA there is this kid who thinks he is the fucking best thing since Jon Brogan to come out and he is the most annoying little fuck ever. I think he is pretty decent personally, but the shit that he talks is not necessary. He shits on everyone else and constantly praises himself. Everytime my crew and I would go there he would meet us and start randomly hanging out with us and piss me off. It's obvious that I and most of my friends are not talking to you, just fucking ski away.

Then there is this other kid at my home mountain in Mountain Creek. It's not just one specific kid, there are a ton of people. It's Jersey, the people just suck. Random guido douchebags who won't stop riding around with us. Weird gaper snowboarders who keep following us around doing "gnarly" shit, people are annoying.
 
you mean that girl that is the loudest annoying ho ever? like all you hear in a public place is her screaming shit? like when she trips and she goes AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH and then laughs endlessly looking for attention? the girl that has "concussions" and if you touch her head shell get another one? the girl that tries to flirt with every guy and thinks everyone likes her? the one that sings along with every lyric ever made in a purposely obnoxious and off pitch voice? yup, i know a few
 
We have this kid named tyler who thinks he's a hardcore stoner or something but he's not at all but always trys to one up everyones stories or come off as a bad ass. We nick-named him t-pain becuase his first name is tyler and he's a pain in our ass. When i was looking for new skis he said he had a pair of skis he had taken heli skiing in alaska he would trade me for my fujatives. They were POS salomon park skis from like 4 or 5 years ago. Fucking pain. Always shows up or calls when its the most inconvienient time asking for money or some dumb shit.
 
Most of my friends are kind of like that. They're all mad clingy and get all offended when I don't chill with them and chill with someone else. Well at least that's how my friends in NYC are like. I have like one really good friend who I always chill with and we always do fun stuff like parkour and shit, but lately his schedule's been so packed because of wrestling and I'm always away on weekends that we can't chill that much anymore.

I feel like I might be that guy in VT, but I'm pretty chill and an easygoing guy so I don't think anyone really hates it when I tag along.
 
In 8th grade I was THAT friend. Only cause I had switched schools 3 times in 3 years and had no friends. I grew out of it by 10th grade.
Now I'm the missing friend... The one that always shows up to events with out telling anyone and everyone goes, "where have you been?" Followed by lots of hugs and some female "OMG" screaming.

About the fat girl friend thing.... That is sooooo true. I have to be very cautious as to who I call to come with me to places. I hate trying to get in somewhere and have the door person be an ass cause of one of my friends. One of my more attractive friends was wearing jeans once when we tried to get into a club and they wouldn't let us in because of that, So lame. fortuneatly I had nearly my entire wardrobe in my car so she wore my clothes and then they let us in.
 
Haha I went to the zoo and I'm chilling with my friends and this kid named andrew just tags along the whole way. The girls used him to take pictures but he would go to the bathroom and say "I really hope you guys dont leave me"

I would tell him to shut up and he goes, "If you hate me just tell me and I'll leave"

There was this thing that you had to pay $3 to get in and we all went and he tryed to get in without a ticket but since he was so cheap he wasnt able too. Thats when we ditched him haha
 
i used to have one of these "friends" in middle school
when me and my other friends were like just discovering weed he'd come along and just be a ridiculous newb.
interesting note: i broke the kids wrist many years ago by accident and forgot all about until he somehow ended up on the phone with one of my friends last weekend and that came up for some reason
 
yeah the worst part is when you try to drop hints and they dont pick it up. I have one of these friends and all she does is talk. not that talking is bad, she just tells the dumest storys that usually make no sense
 
i was the same... moved 3 times in 2 years. has no friends for 3 years... sucked... had no friends for the most part. now i have plenty of friends but i still wonder... theres always the 1 or 2 people who endless try to make fun of me and make me feel like im one of those people when they have no reason to and its obviously just cuz theyre trying to raise their self esteem cuz theyre fat and suck at almost everything we do...
but then theres agli. hees a bitch. he just pisses people off and does dumb things and is a complete poser. he fucks his fat girlfriend that nobody likes around us all the time. he even did it in the same tent as a few of us once... wtf. and he prank calls girls and blames it on other people so now the people who got pranked hate the people who got framed. (look at username) thats for being a cock block to me at a party... but yea.. hees that friend.
 
it was an amazing show nonetheless. definitely great to see them in such a small venue for once
 
fuckin a. i know a kid like that. this kid is fat as hell. he kind of just follows everyone im friends with around. i really think there is something wrong with him because hes in a bunch of sped classes and fails and social....anything. hes annoying as hell but im afraid if i try to shake him off he'll kill himself or something.
anyway. just fucking today i had to go to some fish store with 2 friends for an aquatic biology coursefat kid winds up in our group. honestly, i cannot get by the kid in the isles. and im barely 5'4. i was ready to fucking kill him because he kept trying to tickle me and shit. i dont like crowded places or people touching me. so im in this fish store fucking fuming cause he wouldnt stop touching me or shut the fuck up about plants. and had to watch this kid eat 2 and a half chipotle burritos. awful.
needless to say i do not enjoy his presence. at all.
 
The worst are the kids that you use just so they will smoke u down. u have to be extremely nice to them to get them to smoke you down. they dont just leave you alone after which sucks.
 
sometimes i felt like i was that friend, like if i got the vibe that they didnt want me around i would be like im leaving... they always told me to stay, so maybe they were just good people or maybe i was just self-conscious about being that friend...now though our group always stays the same, it like"hey lets do something""okay, who else should we ask""you know the usual"
and luckily im part of the usual...

i always feel bad when we are talking about something happened to us over the weekend, and one of the friends (not the usual) that in class or whatever hears and acts confused because when they asked what you were doing this weekend you told em you were doing stuff with the family...
 
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