The Friend No Body Likes

InfernoHits

InfernoHits

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Dane Cook has a skit about how there is always a person no body likes in a group of friends. For my group it is this kid mike, he is a bitch, a compulsive liar, has a huge elevated ego, and is impolite. Yet we still hang out with him, who is the kid no one lieks in your group?
 
We kinda have kids we make fun of alot and stuff, but we kinda reach the age where we are all pretty tight and dont really hate anyone.
 
theres a weird ass kid in my school friends group. hes a model, he plays with his food and acts like a little kid
 
theres a couple of friends in my group that get annoying (they probably say the same about me lol) but other than that we are all pretty cool with each other, but dane cook's skit still makes sense id like to hear it
 
im that kid....hooray for me! I complain alot, but i honestly dont notice , im sorry for that in advance if i ever talk to any of you.
 
Nick Gervais

His best quotes:

"What if a guy put his head up a girls pussy and then she got shot with a lazer electric gun and her muscles contracted and cut off his head. How would you get it out of her?"

"If I were mike tyson I'd just upper cut her in her vagina."

After watching a viagra commercial in which a man takes viagra and is so overjoyed that he begins singing loudly. An animated dog covers his ears to stop the noise: "hahaha, it would have been better if the dog covered it's asshole instead of it's ears. Cuz you know, the guy has a boner and might you know."

JEA! Any females around when this man speaks never look at any of us the same way. He's CUT.
 
haha...we have an impolite egotistical compulsive liar. he is dating my best friend. nice, huh?
 
we had that kid in our group, who just got so fucking annoying and just hung out with us... even though we told him to go fuck himself a couple of times, one of my friends had to be freinds with him cause their families were friends (gay right?) and so my friend is gonna go smoke some weed with us and a bunch of kids, and the kid everyone hates totally snitched out and called my friends parents.... gay, but he didnt get busted or shit, and we went skiing that day anyway. And now we just fuck with the kid, its so much fun.

morale of story - kick those kids asses
 
This thread reminds me of middle school! Because I was that kid in middle school after I dropped French Imm. and switched into English.
 
OHHHHHH you mean jeff kiesel He's not too bad

we have one but we only make fun of him because he sucks at snowboarding and is a dumbass
 
a racer hangs around with our crew, and all we do is pick on him for racing, but he till comes back
 
We have an idiot in my group that we call "the flat fifth wheel", pretty much because he is annoying, and laughs at everything, even if its not funny.
 
we used to have a girl on our ski team named Karen.... she was the epitome of the friend no one likes. we made fun of her to her face though, and she always thought we were just kidding or something. she was rediculous though...flirted with every guy and got the number from one of the lifty's at blue hills. uggggggh she was GROSS! and so annoying. I'm pretty happy she graduated and we wont have to deal with her again this year.
 
might be me but everyone wants to hang out with me/ follow me around but then other times its opposite but it doesnt really matter to me. i guess it just depends on the day well thats my 5 cents.
 
how could anyone hate you keegan??

but yeah we have one of those. hes a douche and he sucks at skiing when he thinks hes better than me. its funny tho to watch him eat shit
 
Never hang out with a group anymore. When everyone had their separate groups, sure everyone was friends, but it is a friendship that wasnt really to real. Everyone in the group can be too concerned about being the same. Thats why it is a group, they all obviously do the same. They have a "common."

I was so glad when I left high school. I left a bunch of people behind that had to be left behind. Maybe they left me, but thats alright too. Either way they are gone now. And it's as simple as I.
 
yeah we got a guy like that... what a fuckin retard, he is SUCH a compulsive liar! his name is Jonathan Delarosebil!! what a moron
 
i try to make sure i dont act like my "group of friends" in hs, i think they're all idiots. groups arent necessarily all trying to emulate eachother, but most of the time it is. thats all highschool is about for some people really, its pretty sad for some people lol
 
there's this girl at my school who is relativly nice, doesnt complain, isnt ugly, is rich/fashionable, and almost everone hates her. theres another kid who likes 80s glam bands as well as other rock and a lot of good music but people think hes gay, antisocial, and really scary. (hes not at all) then theres me and two of my better friends, the eccentric smart kids who make his/her own lunch tables, fucks with all the teachers, puts propaganda all over the place, and gets along well with everyone. kids are fucking prediters man
 
when i first heard that i havent laughed that hard for like a year, i heard it at school and was on the ground crying because it described a "karen" perfectly in our group. Ironically his name was "kevin"
 
well, in my group there def. was one...annoying little fucker. sucked, and thought he was better than everybody, called people out on tricks he couldnt dream of...annoying as hell
 
in my group of friends at college we have that kid, he lived on our hall freshman year and still follows us around and calls us he's not really an ass, but just socially akward and annoying. It sucks because we have a hard time telling him off because we all feel bad because of how much of a tool he is. Its getting to the point that we have to do it though because he tags along when we go out and it sucks to be associated with him
 
thier is a girl that we make fun of and she doesn't get it that we don't want her aropund so she just keeps being around us
 
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