The first condom was made out of what?

[PirateManSkier]

sheeps intestine. thats pretty gnarly. haha

 

[UUTSOTWWS]

and it didnt even stop STDs, just the spermies

 

[matthasaurusrex]

ski gabber?....ocme on

 

[JONNYZ]

^ I know

 

[jibjim]

animal hide

 

[TechnoPotamus]

that's kinda nasty, dam

 

[B.O.B]

ew, if that was still true....sex can wiat

 

[STAUSS]

yeah right, it was wooden.

 

[^NewYork]

"hey baby! i got some flavored condoms!" "they taste like a sheeps asshole!"

 

[AFEATHERSTONE]

people are like fucking sheep if that is true.

 

[timmi]

olden day people were hardcore horney

 

[FUUUCK]

hey mind if i shove this sheep intestine wrapped cock up your pussy?

 

[FUUUCK]

have safe sex use a sheep intestine hahahaha i could keep going but ill stop

 

[zepscratch]

actually it was squirrel skin

 

[SkiUnit03]

the egyptions used alagator shit. no joke

 

[B.O.B]

ew, where did you learn about that?

 

[EndlessWinta77]

best part is you can fry em up and eat em when your done

 

[B.O.B]

alligator shit?

 

[Henry]

an empty doritos bag

 

[redpointist]

^ ah, i was gonna say Wal-Mart bag, but you already beat me to the commercial plastic container bit.

 

[B.O.B]

lol, duct tape would stop anything

but man that would suck to take off

 

[sconnyFC]

nope, not even them. sorry.

 

[yeti]

umm you can still get lamb skin condoms, before the plastic ones came out in the last couple of years they were primarily for people who are allergic to latex.

 

[holyDINOSAURS]

we all know it was made out of iron. come on.

 

[rippinbumpskier]

i was gonna say duct tape cuz u can use duct tape for everything

 

[~Cork_1080~]

BAHHH

 

[Ruski]

alligator? that seems like it would hurt...

 

[ghettoprep]

Exactly. Are you guys all fucking dumb? They still sell this shit, obviously its effective. I mean come on, lets be serious.

 

[EndlessWinta77]

that way your fucking a sheep and a woman at the same time! couldnt get any better

 

[TheStamos]

they still make those....

 

[Tinga]

yeah they still make "natural" condoms for those people that are allergic to latex

 

[Schoening]

sheep and bitches at the same time!!!

 

[SSBS]

i still use grocery bags

 

[III]

Back in my day we didn't have these thin latex condoms, if we wanted to have sex we rapped a rabbit skin around our penis and held it there with our belt. And we couldn't feel nothing, and we loved it!

 

[yeti]

...and then we'd walk home, five kms, uphill in nine feet of snow.

 

[sconnyFC]

yeah, if ya can't duct it, fuck it.

 

[CooksCorner]

I dont think the first was sheeps hide. I'm almost positive it was pig intestine. Just like a sausage covering.

 

[Timmy_G]

^ bahahaha sausage covering.

 

[Sixstep32]

sandwich bag and and elastic

 

[hemlockjibber8]

sheeps eyelid actually. it wasnt meant to cover the entire dick just the head

 

[Petey.]

wow...sounds pretty effective,lol.

 

[PirateManSkier]

no. it was sheep intestine. i read it in a book.

 

[whattheshit]

dip your penis in candle wax

 

[Torbord]

nope, thats what your moms dildo's made out of.

 

[lagwagon]

cellotaped foreskin.

 

[AKFREERIDE]

pig intestine

 

[SkiMN]

Most of that I didn't really want to read.

 

[Aenigma]

That, or drip ptex on it.

 

[Arabian.]

People these days don't even bother with the lady and just fuck the sheep in the ass.

 

[zepscratch]

i would that work?

 

[awsomecoolguy]

yeah iv'e heard this also it's true!