I hate tomatoes, mustard, and pickles, so anything I like is devoid of these things
Taco bell:
spicy chicken burrito-fiesta is clean. always makes my eyes sweat though
grilled stuft burrito can be deadly. good, but they are the biggest and most expensive thing they got. go with steak if you got the change, but beef can be good. without fiesta is key
cheesy gordita crunch= the shit. probably something id order for a taco bell virgin.
crunchwrap: pretty good. I got burned out on them when they were experimental, and it is common to get too little meat, just making it hard to eat.
their new cheap as fuck menu isnt really good. much of the items just dont cut it, especially compared to the aforementioned greats.
Wendys:
JBC - an institution. Need multiples cause these fuckers are small. No tomato is key.
Chicken nugs w/ ranch: Yummy
Frosties: compliment everything
Beware mustard on their other burgers. Cant tell how many times my shit has been ruined due to copious amounts of mustard..
Jack in the box:
Jumbo jack - pick and tomato. Perfect synthesis of ketchup and mayo, good size too.
Two tacos: greasy fun. Can destroy a stomach though.
Spicy chicken bites: excellent chicken food, but not really spicy, and pricey
Sirloin burger: good, but too much sauce, and e x p e n s i v e
Ciabattas: too pricey for what you get
Arbys
Reg Roast beef is good... if you get coupons.
Kidd Valley (local joint)
Burger dip with ketchup as dip is fantastic
My special sandwhich (made for a friend back in the day - 6 patties, 15 slices of bacon, 6 slices cheese)
Ivars
clams and chips. Should be called chips and clams considering you get a dick load of clams.
XXX burger
bomb ass rootbeer
big ass fucking burgers. proudly finished 2 in my day.
burger king
...can eat a dick. i cant remember a time when i went to a BK and they didnt fuck up my order. granted one time they gave me like somebody elses order in addition to mine at only my cost, but they still fucked up my original order, and that is gay. Most of their food is mediocre anyway.
Dairy Queen
Blizzard. So money.