The Fast Food Review Thread

glad this got bumped, i had the mcgangbang today, it was really good except I asked for Mac sauce, but they must have gotten confused and just gave me a free big mac.
 
I hate tomatoes, mustard, and pickles, so anything I like is devoid of these things

Taco bell:

spicy chicken burrito-fiesta is clean. always makes my eyes sweat though

grilled stuft burrito can be deadly. good, but they are the biggest and most expensive thing they got. go with steak if you got the change, but beef can be good. without fiesta is key

cheesy gordita crunch= the shit. probably something id order for a taco bell virgin.

crunchwrap: pretty good. I got burned out on them when they were experimental, and it is common to get too little meat, just making it hard to eat.

their new cheap as fuck menu isnt really good. much of the items just dont cut it, especially compared to the aforementioned greats.

Wendys:

JBC - an institution. Need multiples cause these fuckers are small. No tomato is key.

Chicken nugs w/ ranch: Yummy

Frosties: compliment everything

Beware mustard on their other burgers. Cant tell how many times my shit has been ruined due to copious amounts of mustard..

Jack in the box:

Jumbo jack - pick and tomato. Perfect synthesis of ketchup and mayo, good size too.

Two tacos: greasy fun. Can destroy a stomach though.

Spicy chicken bites: excellent chicken food, but not really spicy, and pricey

Sirloin burger: good, but too much sauce, and e x p e n s i v e

Ciabattas: too pricey for what you get

Arbys

Reg Roast beef is good... if you get coupons.

Kidd Valley (local joint)

Burger dip with ketchup as dip is fantastic

My special sandwhich (made for a friend back in the day - 6 patties, 15 slices of bacon, 6 slices cheese)

Ivars

clams and chips. Should be called chips and clams considering you get a dick load of clams.

XXX burger

bomb ass rootbeer

big ass fucking burgers. proudly finished 2 in my day.

burger king

...can eat a dick. i cant remember a time when i went to a BK and they didnt fuck up my order. granted one time they gave me like somebody elses order in addition to mine at only my cost, but they still fucked up my original order, and that is gay. Most of their food is mediocre anyway.

Dairy Queen

Blizzard. So money.
 
Fact: #1 hardest thing at fast food is picking what to eat.

As for fast food, my top 5 is:

Quiznos/Subway

24hr mexican food places in SLC.

Taco Bell

Arby's

Wendy's
 
Bk: 2-3 jr. whoppers. 1$ each. Small slurpee, drink, fill up with coke.

Taco bell. Big box meal replace hard taco with soft taco.

KFC: Cheesey chicken snacker.

Jamba Juice: Strawberry granola topper.

 
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In'N'Out. awesome everything. Only fast food place with decent patties
McDonalds-spicy mcchickens and fries, dollar menu!
Burger King-double croussanwich, hashbrowns, and a turbo. or chicken fries i guess for lunch
Taco Bell-crunchy or soft tacos, or beef and potato burrito
jack in the box-the only place I can tolerate the beef at all, and even then its not good. really tasty tacos.
Arbys-Seasoned Fries are dank
Subway-Subway club with the works, extra olives, banana peppers, s&p, chipotle southwest and light mayo
wendys nuggets and fries
quiznos-everything
kfc-no
tokyo joes-joes noodle bowl
wahoos-two fish tacos blackened with white beans
illegal petes-big fish taco
chipotle was good until mcdonalds bought it and now its really bland and overhyped and I only eat it on halloween when its free
Qdoba-quesadillas or taco salads
7-11-jalapeno and cheese taquitos
A&W footlongs

 
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