The fart thread

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Edward.

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post here whenever you fart and describe what is smells like.

i just farted and it smelled like old carrot/eggs
 
oh my god i'm sitting in my smallish computer room with the windows down and door closed and i am basking in my farts... mmmm
 
i love farting under blankets. then waiting about 10 seconds and lifting the covers. it hits you so hard and it smells so great. i love farting.
 
Mmmmm I believe the term you are looking for is "basting in your own juices"

be careful now, if you start hallucinating that means it's time

to crack a window, you're losing precious brain cells.
 
HAHAHA omg i do that all the time right before i go to sleep hahahaha and then i save some for later too and its still there like 20 more seconds after that too lol
 
oh yea and wen im at my computer i try to aim my farts underneath my desk and then after i fart i go under there and smell it haha, its fun
 
YES!!! it is soooooo amazing. god i just love the smell of my farts. like i could wear a mask that filtered the farts to my mouth and id love it. why arent any girls posting. we know you farted girls!!! post it!!!!!
 
i might be the only one on here that believes this...but i think at night when your sitting in bed you have great farts. seriously, i rip major ass in my bed...some of the best farts i had were in bed...i always hear the springs from my bed vibrate and shit from the fart, and then ur trapped in your bed with the great smell of your fart and you can't fall asleep for like 20 minutes cause of that and you just keep ripping ass all night, ahhhhhhh
 
oh my god yes!!!!when im like at someones house or whatever and were in the same room, theyll be like asleep and you can hear them rip some serious ass. like fucking huge farts, basically they shit as far as im concerned and they smell sooo bad. i love night farting.
 
haha i like my farts too. and i also believe that farting helps me go to sleep. i love taking a huuge piss and after holding it in for a long time right before going to bed, and then letting out a gigantic fart and letting the fumes soothe me as they make me fall asleep at the same time
 
ohh yesss, and pee-farting is also another great sensation...whenever im in a stadium or any public restroom i always pee-fart, i love it
 
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