The Family NS Thread

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rather than an ns family, i like to think of ns like the goonies.. a dysfunctional group of friends all united under common interest; FINDING ONE-EYED WILLY'S TREASURE!! (surfing interweb forums for random lolz and entertainment)
 
K I am now the annoying, persistent, do-good cousin whom all the adults baby but secretly none of the kids can stand.
 
D.Brown - the cousin that is super fun to hang with but your parents won't let you anywhere near him, because they are worried you will all be arrested.

Ashley - the kickass mom that let's you get away with anything, except for letting you hang out with D.Brown.

Jodi- the super hot aunt that all the young guys fantasize about.

Ben- the cousin that your parents will let you hangout with. He's got a little angst, but the kids are safe with him.

eheath and skiierman- were conjoined twins separated at birth. It's not clear exactly who they are related to.

Bishop- has to be the rockstar father, who everyone else worships, but he's pretty much done it all and won't let his kids get away with anything.

Ginko- the uncle with the perpetual Peter Pan complex. Even though the parents consider him to be a little bit of a bad influence and he occasionally gets the kids drunk, they can never say no to him.

MacMahoooon- Ginko's older brother who is successful and the when the kids do something stupid, they always say "Why can't you be more like your uncle Chris".

Mr.Huck- Grandfather who has Alzheimer's, has an answer for everything, but can never remember your name. It doesn't matter whether you want him to be part of the family. You've tried putting him in the nursing home, but somehow he manages to find his way back.

 
The family's favorite cereal mascot: Count Chocula!

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Who's a little vampire, Frenchy is a little vampire!
 
Thanks for dedicating your 8888th post to me :)

And: FUCK YOU

And: you: LIKE AN OLDER BROTHER. always making fun of me n' shit.
 
The older brother, who noone has anything to say about because he's not a bad boy, but not a good one either, he's just kinda there
 
I lost. Robert is definitely the Chernobyl Child who suffers from birth defects due to radiation poisoning in the prenatal stages of fetal development.
 
nahhh my family is pretty chill when you get past the fact that i see my dad like once a month and my mom is literally going crazy hahaha
 
Can i be the neighbor who is always around but somehow never really has an impact on anything?

Like i'm there but thats about it
 
you can be married to me, i'm socially awkward for some reason but fuck i'm sexy
 
lol tootin my own horn there to sound less socially awkward than i apparently am....
 
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