Ha, no thank you. I competed in an all-natural show. All competitors/athletes are drug tested. No steroids, fat burners, hormones, etc. are allowed.
And nope, I wasn't going to post a picture of my backside, but I've got a pretty amazing ass. The same photo is publicly viewable on my Facebook, so why the hell not? It's fun to remind dipshits like you of what you could only ever dream of having.
Thank you, Josh! And yes, major congratulations to Jay, too!