The Evil Dead

my favourite series...i have all three of them and i know almost all of it line by line.



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That movie fuckin sucks...but its kinda funny if you are really bored/stoned. A few years ago I watched the entire trilogy in one night, that took some mental endurance. I really like the last one tho 'behold- this is my boooomstick!'

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Forgot about this, why do ppl like the first two? I mean they are fuckin cult classics...but they suck? I mean they took a handheld cam and probably had a budget of $2000?

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I've only seen Army of Darkness so far. That movie is funny and provides lots of good quotes. I'll try to find some.

 
Shelia: You once found me beautiful.

Ash: Honey, you got real ugly.

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Good... Bad... I'm the guy with the gun.

 
what are they about?

homophobia is gay

otto: there called fingers, but have u ever seen them fing. o wait, here they go

last time it was so cool, i was walking outside and the grass kept saying ouch as i walked on it, and then i looked up and pulled a star out of the sky with my hand and took it apart

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'It all starts when a group of young people arrive to a recluse cabin in the woods to spend the week-end. Not really original, but who wants plot in a film like this ? Most of the characters are played by typical lame non-actors. Still, Raimi had the chance of having for a buddy the great Bruce Campbell, arguably the coolest actor this side of the mainstream, to play Ash, the badass yet naive hero. So even though the actors who play his best friends aren't excellent, it doesn't really matter because before long, the gang digs up the Book of the Dead and they all turn into bloodthirsty monsters, leaving Campbell alone to destroy them. That's when Raimi shows how wicked a filmmaker he is. As Ash faces these three tireless zombie bitches and his dead-alive former ally, Raimi plays with unusual shots and inventive camera movements. The most memorable of them has got to be the evil-force-POV, with a wild camera rushing through the woods and crushing everything on its path. The effect is heightened by a great, moody score. And believe me, watching Campbell killing over and over his friends sure is exhilarating ! What I like is that Raimi really goes over the top, to the point where it's so disgusting and violent that it gets hilarious. I think the best way to describe the film is that it's, as the LA Times wrote, 'the goriest well-made movie ever made.' It sure is.'

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Best hilariously bad (in a good way) trilogy ever! I pity da' foo' who don't like da' Evil dead trilogy!

-Groovy

-Hail to the king baby

-If one of you primates even touches me....YAAAHHHH!!!!

-Clatu verata..Necter..Nickel....something like that...

-Hey shebitch, let's go.

I don't get out much. I'm somewat of a movie officianado. Well...as long as the movies are hilarious, really bad, made using budgets under $1000, and anything along those lines...

 
wow, where has this guy been?

klattu verata ne(cough, cough)

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Yankees Suck

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