The elusive face grind

I slid a good 50 feet on my back on a sheet of ice on some face that every snowboarder had removed the powerder from...luckily my skis stayed on..that would have been a bitch of a hike.
 
woah chill. i wasnt calling out all boarders, only the little ones who are way out of their league. i was riding the whole day with like 15 people, only 2 of which skied
 
to the guy who said skiers rut take offs.....snowboarders rut the take off way more with their gay wide boards and all of them taking off in the same spot
 
anyone seen made with the snowboarder girl. she cruises in at mach 4 to a box, doesnt jump, just goess onto her ass for the .122 second airtime, compresses her shit soooo hard, and bonks her head on the snowboard due to mad impact steeze.
 
that shit made me laugh for a week solid.

wicked funny.

skiers dont rut takeoffs.

if they do they are super small ruts compared to the trenches snowboarders leave behind.
 
yeah I definately got pretty damn good at face plants, grinds, and slides this past season. I got um down especially when learning cork 7's. I also tried to cork 3 over a hip but I was trying the whole thing. It was fun untill my for head started bleading a little bit.
 
hehe that made was so funny i loved it too! god she was such a girlie girl about everything though! I couldnt believe it when she hit that box my roomie and i played it over and over again.....
 
i thought that this was gonna be about the illusive joe joe, who is pretty damn cocky, but i gotta say his seg in right was pretty good
 
i was trying to bodyslide a box and it would have been fine but i leaned up too soon and hit my skis on the end of the box and flip up and over and landed chin first on a patch of boilerplate ice...still have a scar even though it was 2 winters ago
 
the worst bruise i have ever seen is when i was running on a wet dock being chased by my dad with a supersoaker when i was 8. there was a corner and i tried jumping it and well it was very slippery and i slammed into the side of the dock and bruised all the way from my armpit to my thigh
 
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there we go
 
so do skiers my frined , you al lhate on snowbaorders but trust me skiers are not the bomb diggity either. we always start from closer to the rial , snake every boarder, they jsut tkae a hwile and they salways start high so they get snaked its our fault, and beleive me they hate on it , but whats the use in hating on eachother. its better to simply understand whats happenign and realize hating isnt the creation of happiness and a good time, so giving props and respecting is the way to go my friends. please spread respect. everyone should be respected.
 
we were goin up the chairlift and this kid on a snowbaord is thinkin that hes pretty h-core. so hes trys to go do the rainbow rail. he slides almost to the top of the rail on his shins and then slides off and hits his face. hes rides out of hopelessly trying to look cool and then collapses.
 
personally i like the hip slide the most like when you actually stay on it. but i dont get all the hate snowboardings alot like us cept they have the "cool" kids with all the attitude. why all the hate everybody? theyre doing just as sick stuff.
 
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