The dumbest thing anyone has ever said to you

"there's so many words in my head.... mostly W's"

and this one girl upon me explaining how i had cancer, "oh, how was that?"
 
this girl from my french class told me that my friend from the team I raced on (TAS) went to the Olympics. I was like "no". She was like "Yea I swear!!!!". I was like "I think you're talking about JOs, because she went there." and the girl was like, "no! OMG you're so stupid you don't think that she's that good?! she went to the olympics!" she wouldn't believe me. i proceeded to IM the racer that night and ask her if she went to the olympics (She said no) and i printed out the convo and showed it to her. she was like "well the girl told me she went to the olympics!"

whatta douchebag.
 
mine would have to be when i was at the beach a few days ago and i told my friend that i should of brought a football to through. he was like well we would have to play on land because it won't float.......WHAT THE FUCK IT IS FILLED WITH AIR DUMBASS
 
talking to this girl n the buss. topic was animals

"wait, penguins can't fly?"

and the other

"i thought a baby deer was a lamb"

 
conversation i had with my friend mere minutes ago:

PANASONICyouth76 (10:44:08 PM): is there still even snow on the vground

[/b][/u][/i]PANASONICyouth76 (10:44:15 PM): yeah i hung out with him for a bit, why

[/b][/u][/i]oixtoxyouxtoox (10:44:23 PM): its fucking july, no theres no snow on the ground

[/b][/u][/i]PANASONICyouth76 (10:44:42 PM): well i dont know how it is in vermontland
 
jk i really dont have a bet with my friend

i dont even really have friends, but i'm curious how it goes

you'll know what i'm talking about when i get started

spark

neighbor

mailman

nigga

nigga 2

does anyone know if it goes on forever? and i think on neighbor you can rosa parks it. or something. so if you know any good rules post them.

someone help me because its really bugging me and i hate getting nigga'ed. its a bad feeeling. :(

courtesy of emopopins from the thread titled i ahve this bet with my friend
 
we were heading up the the UP for a baseball game and as we were going over the mackinac bridge, i heard

"thats what i like about this place, you just look andyou can see as far as you can see"
 
during history the teacher askes this kid

teacher: when does WWII start

kid:uhh...eighteen nighnty...

teacher:thats it, you fail.
 
hahaha yea i had no idea either lol

i had someone try to tell me the holocaust never happened....

and i work in a restraunt and another employee on his second day or so tripped over the trash can as he was carrying it outside, and he asked if we had any ice....

my boss responded with only 400 pounds of it you fuckin idiot and he was let go within a week
 
everybody was talking about the March maddness and final four. then this kid sed: shut up i don't even watch football!!
 
this one girl i know asked the dumbest questions(but she's hot) lol, prolly the dumbest was in global last year when she asked "where are the egyptian pyramids located?"
 
so this girl says some sexual innuendo unintentionally.

girl:(says some sexual innuendo I don't remember)

friend to girl: that's what she said

girl: who said? I said?

friend:*sighs and walks away*

at work we have a lot of dumb people

woman:can i pay with my visa?

me:sorry, we don't accept plastic, cash only.

woman: really? what's wrong with you?

woman:*hands me credit card*

me: sorry, we don't accept credit cards. cash only.

woman: well can I pay in cash then?

 
ahaha this just happened

I am sitting in a lay-z-boy and I pulled the recline lever and it made that gear noise...

Dad: "WHAT WAS THAT?????"
 
Yep, fucking hate that shit... slows everything up so much because you have to make a new one and pour it right out of the vat. One time some bitch asked for two unsalted large fries, came back later, and told me they weren't hot enough and she wanted new ones. How the FUCK is it not hot enough for you? It's unsalted, it's right out of the fucking thing. So we had to make her two new large fries while she sat there with this victorious grin on her face, get them to her, and she comes back in and tells us she didn't want onions on her hamburger. We check the order, she did not request that shit at all... but we had to fucking remake it. I hate that woman.
 
"The third day skiing Park City wasn't very good because it snowed like 3 feet the night before so the park was covered in powder, it sucked."
 
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