The Dumbest New Company Launches

[StuntChicken]

I just want to get our new brand out there, Stunt chicken.

Heres our website.http://stuntchicken.bigcartel.com/

Say something mean now.

 

[.GUCCI.]

Sponsor me?

 

[msander9]

I was hoping the underdeveloped animation of Ed Templeton was going to die with him... But I guess your homie could kinda draw and still lives at home with his mom because who can afford college for graphic design these days, so you hired him and proceeded to produce this bag of dicks (chicken hearts, not baguettes)

 

[StuntChicken]

Sponsor me?

Unfortunately we do not have the budget to sponsor any more people, however if you gave us sayyyy.... $40 we could hook you up with a hoodie!

 

[StuntChicken]

I was hoping the underdeveloped animation of Ed Templeton was going to die with him... But I guess your homie could kinda draw and still lives at home with his mom because who can afford college for graphic design these days, so you hired him and proceeded to produce this bag of dicks (chicken hearts, not baguettes)

Well that homie has hit it big in Graphic Design. He once worked for Bill Gate's cousin's husband's brother. So you could say its pretty serious.

 

[msander9]

Save Ferris.

 

[SkinnyPenis]

can i haz sponsr pleasse? I can do triple rail out am good ski mate fun skki ski wanted sponzor they r col

 

[JEWmanji]

Have you had a first sale yet?

 

[stinkypinky]

"make skiing great again" trump shirt???

 

[Swandog7]

Hi uncle drew and frends

 

[Deforestation]

1. send me something for free

2. i rep it all day everyday

3. people ask me about it

4. you actually get people to buy your shit

5. ???

6. profit

 

[awhipple]

Love the name and everything about this company. Keep up the good work!