The Dishwashers Union

im a dishwasher for minimum wage. fuckin sucks.

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A handjob's the man's job. Yo job's a blowjob.
 
haha for about 2 seconds i thought you were referring to the appliances

I'm going back into my kitchen and continue to make out with fruit.-ice-is-scary

'i would love to be a engineer workin on the new 'high power' 6 liter toilets. i wonder if they get 300 pound guys to drop massive logs and see if they flush.'-4D (Chris)

'I would do it, but i threw my back out humpin your mom last night, nooch'-Jason Mewes
 
cmon people we are dying here. message me or blindblinds or newb if ya want in.

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ARMADAS

ARE

THE

BEST

SKI!!!BUY

THEM

ARMADA

WEBSITE

And

no,

I'm

not

getting

photo

incentives

from

those

ads.

If

i

wanted

to

do

that,

I'd

just

say

'Rip

Curl,

Nordica,

Marker,

Level,

Astrix.'

See?

Now

i've

made

money.'

-

Brad

Holmes

to

some

idiot

kid

from

Potland

Maine
 
I do dishes on fridays inour apt...does that count?

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EUROPE KICKS ASS

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Useless Fact of the Moment:

'The starfish is one of the only animals who can turn it's stomach inside-out. '

^hahaha ONE of the ONLY ahahaha lmao
 
you think dishwashing is bad, try telemarketing - thats where its really at

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eh voila
 
Every thanksgiving I volunteer at the local senior center cause they have a big dinner (well, it's actually lunch because they're seniors) and wash dishes for 8 hours. It sucks. I pity the fool who washes dishes.

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Oh... I thought you meant real anti-freeze, I was like 'Jesus man, you must be a drinking god to still be alive.' -skierman

'You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.'

'I don't like people who take drugs... Customs men for example.'
 
I worked as a dishwasher at a Chili's, which happened to be the most popular restaurant in my town, it fucking sucked so I know what it's like. I've since graduated to janitor, but still loath my time behind that dish counter, never again...

'...Smoking's bad, smoking killed my dad. Yeah, he was driving down the highway one day and as he was lighting his cigarette, it blew out the window. So he jumps out the door to save it, and ran himself over. Uh, you mind if I smoke?' -Olie Ollaussen, Ski Bum extraordinaire
 
i work in a pizza shop, i run the oven, and do dishes. and before that i did dishes exclusivly.

in science class i sat down to fast and you know how you can sit on your balls. well i did and i sat down really fast and crushed them and right when i sat down i started puking and fell out of my chair. they teacher laughed. i felt like i could pass out i wanted to die.-*NWFT*nUkkA

I still just have no idea how you can mistake your dick and a chicken neck, let alone not realize what you are doing. -manus

I.L.I.A.G.A CREW!

I drink pepto bismal like its water.. -PJO

 
^soon, you'll be making pizzas and operating the oven. no dishes for you!

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Oh... I thought you meant real anti-freeze, I was like 'Jesus man, you must be a drinking god to still be alive.' -skierman

'You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.'

'I don't like people who take drugs... Customs men for example.'
 
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