The DEFINITIVE farp sucks post

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Itsbackfliptime

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FARP IS FUCKING GAY JUST LIKE THEIR RIDERS, YOU ALL SUCK SO QUIT MAKING MOVIES OF YOU HITTING 10 FT TABLES AND DOING SHITTY THREES..NO ONE WANTS TO SEE IT.-D_spinner

farp isnt funny at all anymore like pipe_munky said. it is the shittiest vid i have ever wasted my life watching-3ski6guy0

it was funny like 6 months ago! give up already cuz it's fucking gay!-Pipe Munky

i think farp is shit...not the shit, but shit. but that my point of view, and i couldnt care less about what you say back to this, because hell, its just a message board, so eat me.-LineSkier1080x

^^more like Fucking-Anal-Raping-Pussies!

that trailer is the worst shit i've ever seen! i think just watching that trailer made a worse skier! i hope the idiots that made it die in a car crash! the video fucking blows! -Pipe_Munky

Sweet Jesus , FARP sucks. Stuff like that would make me want to quit, On second thought it wouldn't, but they try to make it funny and it's not, it's just pathetic.-DynastarriderGP

FARP sucks !!! I think watching that video made me a worse skiier - anyone that gives any credit to these fools for making a joke out of themselves should be shot.-Schlonginator

reggae your probably right but does everyone that sucks horribly make a video and call it a ski film, then post it on a skiing website? no farp is hilarious but these kids need their asses kicked-action_shot

i think when someone does a super lame or gay trick we should refer to it as being farped. for example. 'wow dude, you farped the hell out of that jump' or after a bad day of skiing ' man, i farped it up today'...ok, itl never catch on, but fuck off, im bored.-1080switchrider

FARP is gay, they all suck dick and their mouths taste like cock, becase they play the skin flute and they gel there hair and they are JUST GAY!-wwboyz

The crew of two is gayer than a bag full of dicks.

Farp= Fags and real posers.-OGSlopewatcherAssassin

the farp trailer was the biggest waste of my download time ever-3ski6guy0

yeah..this was some of the worst skiing i have ever seen...i dont even understand how people on this sight even found out about those fags

FUCK FARP-dspinseven

well i suck at skiing and i haven't been on this site in about 4 months, but i checked it out today and there was lots of crap about FARP:The Movie. Well i am here to say it sucks, don't know if this has been done before but anyways....

-Valdez_Wanna_be

FARP sucks and blows at the same time, i don't know if that is physically possible, but some how they have managed it, they should get a noble prize or sumthing for defying the laws of physics-Valdez_Wanna_Be

farp fuckin blows- BristolRider

that movie sucks balls- 3ski6guy0

okay, i just gotta say...please stop making the FARP video things. Its cool if you wanna make them and all, but dont make a website about it etc. Or at least get better first. You are hurting the industry. When snowboarders see skiers like Fred and Randall doing stupid flailing 360 attempts 8 inches off the ground, they laugh there heads off, and skiing takes another blow. So please, if you wanna make your movies, thats cool. But just stop trying to get noticed. Thats all. Peace. P.S. Your spinning the wrong way.-sunvalleyskibum

FARP sucks ass... everyone knows it its not funny, they just suck cock, i could make a better m,ovie in about 10 mins, they cant do shit... my mom who has never hit a jump in my life is better than those kids...-Dishwalla

well i'm not a newbie and i think Farp sucks ass-Schlonginator

Fred and Randal suck ass too-Dishwalla

frap is shit if u wanna see a really progressive company check out ulta-matum-Aussiepimp

how are fred and randall saving skiing??????????? there killing it i think... i think they shouldnt even film untill they get better whats the point there waisting there time...-Auntsaltine

whoa that was a piece of shit... it was entertaining at first just to see how much you guys suck.... and well een tho you prolly put some work into that video at least get some footy of you hurting yourself or something... quit skiing tho you suck balls-Dishwalla

no offense but that fucking sucked.. i know everyone has to start somewhere but please dont make such a big deal about ur film when u cant even do a three grab - Dynarider

y the fuck would i be jealous they fucking suck-Dynarider

i could make a better movie with my eyes closed.. matter of fact i'll download clips of my crew from mt snow and i'll post that shat after i'm done.-BryanGallant

umm I think you everyone here an apology for making us watch that. I can't even believe you are that bad.-ZachYohman

sweet jesus, you sad sad little man. i'm sorry. oh and please remove this video from existence as it embarassesm eto know that your mountain owns my mountain... which means more people go to that shit hole than wonderous crystal mountain, wa. and now... i need to go back to school soon because i don't know how to spell simple words anymore.-CrystalNeedsAPark

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twas a good read!

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You lewd, crude, rude, bag of pre-chewed food, Dude.

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...it's my duty

haha.. duty

haha.. diareha

hey lois... diareha

 
Thank u for making farp, there ya go. it shows the real spirit of skiing, it isnt fukin hit cork 10's off 80 kickers...its going out with youre friends and having the best time u can with two boards made of plastic. What is the point of saying shit to these guys, does it make u feel fukin good...well if u wanna feel good for urselvs, go up to ur hill and rip it with ur friends, like FARP has demonstrated. Cheers FARP crew.

*Be Canadian...Eat Beaver.*

*Eat.Sleep.Ski*

*how many EMO\'s does it take to screw in a lightbulb??? None they will just sit there and cry about it.

*The More You Risk Youre Life, The More You Feel Alive.*

 
VIVA LA FARP!!!!

Fred and Randal are gods gift to skiing. I liken them to Jesus. Persecuted in their own time, but then after they have died and been resurected along with the oakley team to take over the world in 100 years, the world will bow down before them and recieve judgement.

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What's on the other side of that wall?

-'Death.' (Johnny D. after Kristi fell off the back of the PBP wall in 1242)

'I'm in his nigger crew' (my little brother in response to my statement that he was in my 'digger crew')

'My knee hurts' (Jeff Merat after grinding a lunch table for an hour instead of sitting in the ski patrol shack for his torm mcl and acl which he got earlier that day.)

'I'm not asking for any help, just mabe for you to get off your ass.'(my dad)
 
farp-fucking ass riding preschoolers?

o well the topp was a fun read.

that's my two cents

School=no money=no skiing=insanity
 
WTF FARP is the shit, dont think you are bad cuse some people siad so you rock. I bet there was people saying shit about tanner and things, but he kept going. LIVE ON FARP! or some thing i dont care.

'My arm hurts, I think I had a Stroke'

-Some girl in my school

'At least my boy friend didnt finger my ass hole with strawberry shampoo'

- Words siad durring a Bitch fight

'Bagger my ass, its probley just Mill House'

- Homer Simpson

'Is it makeing love when 5 migets spank a man covered in Thosand Island dressing'

-Tolken
 
zeppelin158: yeah farp's other video's include saving ryan's privates an HUMPback of notredame.

farp does create good conversations like this part from a talk i had with a friend on AIM that got put in his info.

 
10 years ago all the farp riders would have been pro's so have some respect

i cant describe the vibe i get when i drive by 6 people and 5 i hit
 
freeski bc i have a tear in my eye... thank you for that profound and emotional speech...COCK

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think what you will, but english skiers will takeover one day...
 
^ freeski is right bitch so stop hating and get back on your knees

i cant describe the vibe i get when i drive by 6 people and 5 i hit
 
im pretty gay

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that was a sick compilation of quotes man..

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50 nuts in your mothafuckin' mouth

What's with all the hate?

 
there is nothing wrong with FARP, whats wrong with having fun and trying new things? yeah like that kid up there said, i bet kids laughed at tanner and those guys when they were starting out, there is nothing wrong with trying something new, you kids who make fun of us are pretty damn sweet, making fun of people who are just starting out and having fun doing it, get a life and some personality, and try to have some fun for once, and dont have that fun include making fun of someone else for trying something new, you sound like a snow boarder...

I'm so big

you'd have to jump and swing up

just to hit me in the knees....
 
FARP is some pretty funny shit. These guys are just out havin fun. Everybody has their own favorite part of skiing, whether its park or backcountry booters. These kids are SICK. They are having funs on their own terms. Fuck the haters. FARP REPRESENT

 
What a bunch of cock suckers!

Hey everyone I have a Downhill bike for sale a Intense M1 it has XT and Race face componets plus brand new Monster T this is a no joke bike and Im selling for cheap!!!!
 
they are having fun and i respect that but when they say they're real good and shit, that is pushin it

fuck a book
 
what the hell is farp...except for gay...?

tune out everyone in the crowd because now its just me and you come fall in love with the sound
 
well considerin you haven;t seen it i don't know how you've decided it's gay, but....

it's a movie itsbackfliptime and someone else made, and they are....well, not quite pros YET

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'he is def one to choke under pressure' -HAGGARD's opinion of tanner hall
 
I bet that if you asked any pro of they like farp tehy would say yes because its trueschool skiing not killing yourself to get rich these guys probably dont have thjat much money and they jsut wanna go out and ahve one hell of a good time with their friends without having to listen to a bunch of assholes complain about how much they suck i mean i suckj but i ski to have a good time not to make a living and thats all farp is trying to do.

this is officially the longest post ive ever made

life's a video game don't leave it on pause

-me
 
^yea at age 3. but seriously the movie was tight and i cant wait for mac and steez

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Yeah it's true.. I heard the Bush administration now controls 80% of the worlds magic.

 
mac and steeze is gonna be sweet, randal was tellin me theres gonna be 7s and shit and its gonna be like 25 minutes possibly some backflips, or some backflip attempts gone terribly wrong

MICHIGAN

High north 2003, session 1
 
i wrote that 'except of being gay' because most of what was posted before i did included the word gay...so fuck that

tune out everyone in the crowd because now its just me and you come fall in love with the sound
 
i dont see why you guys care so much how good FARP is.... you know, thats pretty sick how they decided to just make a movie of themselfs, even if they arnt 'that great'. you know, i love to watch freeskiing, whatever form, and especially when its free, so farp was a treat for me. if you dont like farp...... THEN DONT WATCH IT. what the fuck is wrong with you fucking retards? 'oh i hate these guys cause all they can do is have fun making there own movie but they fucking suck so lets keep on watching it and making stupid comments about it!'

lick my balls

 
Dude I waited for an hour to download the movie(slow connection) and i freakin wanted to kil myself. If it was a little better quality and maybe a couple of better tricks I would be okay with the movie, but seriously, its not fun to watch something you could do better yourself.

Quote of the week:Yeah, thanks Jodi's mom, for the blowjob... I always give in when she busts out the Werther's Originals!

 
Why is your name itsbackfliptime if you cant even do a backflip let alone ski. You and all your cronies SUCK at skiing. especially Fred he cant even do a freaking 180. you have to really suck not to be able to do that. I think Fred should either kill himself or quit skiing forever. Oh yes you Randall you suck also. Your pencil 540's give skiiers a bad name never ever go to another terrain park in your life until you can add some style to your shitty 54o. And Tyler is just a faggot he is no goofball. And by the way I LOVE FARP and cant wait for FARP 2 to come out- Imthebest

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WHooo Hooo i'm quoted twice ... should be three times. The ''more like fucking-anal raping pussies'' is mine as well

FARP sucks dick, supporting them in like encouraging a retarded kid to dribble

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its taht from mac and steez^

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Yeah it's true.. I heard the Bush administration now controls 80% of the worlds magic.

 
i dont care either way, but its funny shit to watch and funny as hell also when people get pissed and make fun of it, the only thing thats gay is most people on here jump on the bandwagon and defend farp cause its 'cool' but then tell everyone else who is just starting out that the suck,

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Pat

Repin the CMP

'Emancipate yourself from mental slavery none but ourselves can free our minds'

~Bob Marley~

 
farp sucks...and sure we were all at that skill level at 1 point but we didnt make movies and rave about them. And i think you are expecting to get made fun of cuz u started your own post about how people think you suck.

 
thank you for making farp guys... your in it to have fun.. not like the other posers everywhere that ski because they think there cool... i watched some of your videos and you were actually improving throughout... it made me laugh and you guys really love skiing good job...

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When your not sure about something, just HUCK IT!
 
I'm waiting anxiously for the next FARP.

ill be super rich and own mt.hood and let everybody from ns ski for free... except freezed

-hoodratz47
 
i thought they talking in hyperbole about how bad it sucks, but i was wrong, they were right

-joe

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