The Craziest Dreams

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tell me your craziest dream ever.I'd tell you mine, but I'd need like 2 pages of text to explain it and you still wouldn't get it
 
i had a dream i was being chased by everyone i knew in my life, and they were all zombies, but they looked normal, the only person who wasn't a zombie was my boyfriend, and i had to drink raw meat to smell like the zombie peoples, but then this girl from my class pointed me out while i was hiding in a bathroom stall, and then i managed to climb over everyone, and escape, and then fell down a stairwell of like 10 floors, but not down the stairs, through the middle, through floors and stuff. then i was running away and at some point i woke up.
i used to have a lot of dreams where i had to go to the bathroom but the toilets were always soiled, or broken, or the doors didn't shut, and the bathrooms were always covered with grimmey naaassty dirt and marks everywhere.
i have tons more.
 
i had a reoccurring dream when i was little

little hamsters with my family's faces were attacking me so i flushed them down the toilet, only for them to come back again and again and again

your welcome olaf
 
it was all a dream i used to read word up magazine, salt and Pepper and Heavy D up in the limozine hangin pictures on my wall

 
I used to have a reoccurring dream that I was in battle against Charmander when I was little. Scariest shit ever.
I also recently had a dream that I was on shrooms and the dogs I was with were made out of dirt.
 
I have the craziest most vivid dreams. Completely realistic. Some wildly hallucinogenic dreams. All kinds of stuff. My brain is pretty interesting these days
 
Alright so im skiing down the park, slide onto this flat rail and do a kfed land clean, look forward on the run and my dog was lying down starring right at me, she was rather larger size, like took up half the run and she was just starring at me. Then i just woke up.
 
haha ive been alot of pain killers soooo...

last night i dreamt i lent my new oakley splice googles to my mom and she scratched the fuck out of hem so i left the house with nothing but my skies and ken blocks subaru but it had like 55 ince tires...as i was driving i started to make mmy way up a house under constuction getting shot at. then had a random dream transition where me and friends were in a glass elevater flying through space then eventually we got to a StarCraft battle field and we had to play/win our way across the battle field so we could go ski at an indoor space park

explaining dreams is tufff shit
 
like two days after cr johnson died i had a dream that i viewed his death. like i was near him when it happened and i saw it all. it was probably one of the worst dreams of my life cause i knew it was coming and i wanted to stop him but i couldn't. and i witnessed everything. i was gonna make a thread about it but then i decided it would be in bad taste.

once again RIP CR
 
I love crazy dreams, anyone else here take Valerian root before they sleep? its this root thats a minor sleep aid (i actually take longer to fall asleep on it) and it gives you vivid lucid dreams, you can get it at your supermarket in the whole foods/hippy section for like 5 bucks, I will warn you they smell like a sweaty foot. Ill keep a notepad next to my bed sometimes and write down the crazier ones, like this one where i was picnicking with my polar bear friend at a lake, and as i looked across the lake the whole sky was a colorful super nova type thing.
 
I had a dream that I took a mine car all the way down a mine shaft listening to heavy metal and then found a golden chicken at the bottom of the shaft. the end.
 
I had a dream that I was driving around the Mushroom Kingdom with my neighbor's family in a minivan. Near the end of the dream we drove up on this really tall cliff and the driver wouldn't stop. We fell off the cliff and when the van hit the ground I had bounced out of bed and woke up when I hit the floor of my room.
 
Last night I had a dream that I looked out the front door of my house... it didn't really look like whats outside of my house, but anyways i looked outside and saw a funnel cloud, couldn't tell if it was a tornado, so i just stood there looking. Then I saw a jeep get pulled up into the sky by what was now obviously a tornado. So I ran towards the basement and my family was all walking up the stairs and I was yelling for them to all get into the basement. So we all went downstairs and huddled together in the corner of the basement. Then, we felt the house shake and all of a sudden it felt like the house was flying, I somehow looked outside from the basement and saw that the whole house (basement) included was wayyyyy up in the sky and that we were now falling back to earth. We all sat there like well shit this is it we're all dead. So then I think the house crashed to the ground and we were all fine. I walked outside to see what had happened and the first thing i noticed was one of my skis in a tree and then I started looking around for the other one and it was in a tree on the other side of the lawn. Needless to say I was pretty stoked that I was alive and my skis were okay... then I woke up.

Gotta love when skiing plays a part in your dreams haha... that was one of the more fucked up ones i've had in a while... it seemed super real.
 
i dreamt that i was staring at the night sky when all of a sudden the stars rearranged into my name. I then died and was treborn into a baby tree. I grew really big until i got cut down. Half of me was used to make a childrens bunk bed and the other half was turned into firewood.
 
speaking of zombies...actually, the cs vs cod thread made me remember another dream i had lol. i was visiting my friend in england or something but it was in this like fortress type of place and there was a firei n the middle, and it looked like a set or something, and i just remember there being all these people coming towards the building but they all looked the same, and i was a sniper in halo 2 and i was shooting people....
 
I had a dream that the atmosphere of the world was made of glass and all the oceans were lava. outside of the earth in space was lava, and all of the planets were floating in the lava.

The really fast kid from the incredibles was there, and when his mother, who was Ms. Tigglywinkle from the childrens book, told him he couldn't get something that he wanted, he went outside of the atmosphere and ran around it faster and faster and he was making ice.

Eventually, the entire atmosphere was covered in ice, and the lava started to solidify. All of a sudden the people I was with disappeared and all of the planets floating in the lava were in a sort of gigantic cave, and the glass "atmosphere" around the entire universe had been frozen also, along with the lava.

I was really big, and was standing on top of the earth thinking how bad it was that the universe lava was freezing, and then my friend Cara from school tied a rope around the earth, stood in the lava, and dragged the earth off of a big waterfall of lava that saved everything and it got hot again and all was back to normal.

Then I was normal size again and was in a big valley shaped like a funnel, and at the bottom of the funnel there was a pool of water. a bunch of people were sitting around the pool relaxing in lawn chairs, and there was this really hot girl. I'm not sure how but all of a sudden we were halfway up the hill of the funnel, alone, under like a hood made out of grass, doing....sexual stuff.

Then the dream started over.
 
I got chased by a big green lizard into a pond where magan fox was. then i had a threesome with megan fox and kate mare
 
I had the greatest skiing dream ever a few weeks ago. I was slaying waist deep pow at a ludicrously high speed, airing off of every little bump on the mountain and flying a few hundred feet each time only to land in more waist deep pow. On one of my massive floaty airs I threw a couple daffies, a cosack and a backscratcher. I woke up all sweaty a stoked
 
I was skiing and where the terrain park was supposed to be...there was a bookstore.
 
ok i have too good ones. i don't understand them one tiny bit.
Dream number 1
So i am swimming in the ocean and i can't see any land or anything that would tell that there was anything living anywhere near me. Then after I'm treading water for a long time a clown in scuba gear starts bobbing up to me. It stopped when it was right in front of me, I got really confused so we were staring at each other for a while. Then after some awkward staring the clown took off its scuba mask looked at me for a few more seconds then the clown opens its mouth makes the sound a dolphin makes then sprays a jet of water at my face. Then I woke up and I was like "what the hell just happened"

Dream number 2
So I'm in a desert with no signs of life anywhere in my sight and it looks like there was never anything ever alive there. I have no idea why but I start running around in circles and yelling "OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD". Then this random guy shows up and yells "SHUT UP" to me and I stop running and say "NO GO AWAY". Then I resume my running and screaming for about a half an hour until that guy comes back and yells "JUST SHUT UP" then I stop again and ask "WHY" and he replies "because I'm Jesus" then he rips off a mask and he is Jesus as he claimed. So I was very confused and it didn't help my confusion when he flew away. Then i woke up and I was maybe even more confused than when I had my other dream.
 
i have extremely terrible nightmares nearly every night ever since my shoulder surgery 2 years ago. basically it seems like everyday life then like my good friend will get decapitated or some shit. last night in my dream i got in a fist fight with a kid i know and he pulled a gun on me and went after me with a bunch of his other friends. then a gang war started and all my friends died. i basically hate sleeping. it sucks.
 
I love those dreams. Ive had a few of those skiing dreams where you fly off a cliff or something and just coast like youre a flying squirrel.
 
I had a dream that this new type of fish just hit the market in America from Japan. People hadn't had the fish yet, but there was hype about it everywhere. I got invited to the party where the first person was going to try it and I was like, FUCK YEAH!!! So this dude takes a bite, and then passes it around. It gets to me and a take a bite, like I'm not gonna taste this epic new fish. It's bomb. About 15 minutes later, everyone starts burping uncontrollably. Everyone is flippin shit. It makes it on the news that this fish makes you burp, and the anchorman is burping throughout the entire newscast because he had some. Everyone around the US is going crazy and burping all over the place. The Japanese are all like, "FUCK YEAH, stupid Americans eat the burp fish, lolz."

I wake up suddenly, and let out a little, tiny, miniscule...burp.

 
Holy shit! When I was younger I used to have that EXACT dream minus the skis part. But seriously that exact same shit. Weird.
 
the craziest dreams are the ones that you can remember, and then remember them again when the exact thing that happened in your dream happens in real life. like deja vu but way crazier
 
I dont remember the rest of the dream but i just remember this:

My friend and I were watching a video on youtube which read, "Skydiving accident goes wrong". And we press it to watch. As the video starts i like zoom into the video and all of the sudden I'm one of the guys who is skydiving. I can legit feel everything liek the air blowing thru my hair and like my clothes flapping in the wind. Then all of a sudden we all went to pull our schutes and bam mine wont open. Keep in mind this is all first person. So here i am freefalling i can feel the wind going thru my hair, my heart is legit racing and the ground keeps coming closer and closer. All of a sudden im like 3 seconds away from hitting the ground i see everything coming up to the point where I hit. I end up hitting the ground at the school next to my house and then bam!!! I wake up! I wake up to sweats and the enjoyment of being alive. Lets say i didnt go back to sleep.
 
I have a dream that one day this nation will rise up and live out the true meaning of its creed: "We hold these truths to be self-evident: that all men are created equal."

I have a dream that one day on the red hills of Georgia the sons of former slaves and the sons of former slave owners will be able to sit down together at a table of brotherhood.

I have a dream that one day even the state of Mississippi, a desert state, sweltering with the heat of injustice and oppression, will be transformed into an oasis of freedom and justice.

I have a dream that my four children will one day live in a nation where they will not be judged by the color of their skin but by the content of their character.

I have a dream today.

I have a dream that one day the state of Alabama, whose governor's lips are presently dripping with the words of interposition and nullification, will be transformed into a situation where little black boys and black girls will be able to join hands with little white boys and white girls and walk together as sisters and brothers.

I have a dream today.
 
dreams seem so realistic and everything makes sense while you're dreamin but when you wake up and think about it nothing makes sense, it's just a bunch of random crap.
 
here is a short one
It was one of those that you swear is real. So any way i was running from some guy in a big truck while i was driving the car my step dad use to let me borrow all the time. I came around this corner and flipped the car. I freaked out cause i flipped my step dads car then "woke up" and it was true i did flip the car and i was getting chased for something crazy that really really pissed off my parents, so i was flipping out i didnt know what to say or do....then i woke up for real lol i was relieved.
 
I had a dream the other night that I sprouted a third nipple on my chest. I usually don't remember my dreams but during shift work I dream up some bizarre stuff. Shit gets real fast
 
I had this reoccurring dream when I was around six.

I would be surrounded by the scariest motherfuckers ever in a circle, then Iron Man would save me. Every time.

I just remembered this today because I saw Iron Man 2 today haha.
 
i had a dream that i was swimming in a pool and when i went to the edge of the pool, the edge just moved out of my reach and i kept trying to grab the edge because i was tired but i could, i had to keep swimming. then i got to tired and went under the water which stopped my breathing, then i woke up.scariest thing ever
 
i had this dream last night where i was wandering around the forrest, then a bunch of really tall people with these like big ass tube shaped things were knocking down the forrest with them, i got caught under a tree, and one of the tall people was like poking me, and they were all laughing, they gave me a mellon i think it was a watermellon, or something that resembles it. so i ate it and then these native american looking people came up and helped me out. we walked over a hill and this cat with boots came up to us and some shit happened that eventually ended up with a giant, like mile high polar bear cooking us eggs, and while i was eating my eggs one of them started talking to me, we had some long conversation and thats when it ended.
another dream i was hanging out with my friends, then our neighbor came over and told us that aliens were coming, we started leaving the house, and we saw shit in the distance like evaporating, somewhere in the dream we figured out some kind of wind was like making everything dissapear, like once the wind comes, everything it touches no longer exists, like theres nothing there. like empty space. we somehow avoided it, not sure how, but we ended up sleeping in some random apartment. then we woke up and the wind was coming again, so we went into the parking lot to find a car, and we picked a souped up integra, like with a huge wing, we thought it would be funny. one of my friends gets left behind, when we remember and stop to wait for him he gets swallowed up by the wind and i remember it was super fucked up, i dont remember what happened, but like im scarred that my mind came up with that shit. so we are running away from it, and after a long time we make it to some city, we go and get these people who im pretty sure were supposed to be relatives of mine, they live in some huge building and they keep telling us its safe here. so we are sitting in their apartment, and look out the window to see huge chunks of land getting ripped up, like big blocks full of sky scrapers getting sucked up into what im guessing is a space ship, though we never see it. i see like a park getting sucked up, and all these people are jumping off and splatting on the ground. like hundreds of people. so we all leave the building, my relatives say they are staying. so we get out and somehow get far as fuck out of the city, and we watch basically the whole thing get sucked up piece by piece, and all i remember is that we somehow get trapped between the wind and getting sucked up, and we chose the wind. then i woke up.
it was seriously the craziest dream ive ever had, i woke up still half believing it, sweating, and freaking the hell out. it was badass
 
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