the coolest thing you have ever found?

when we bought our cabin my dad found like 30 years of Playboy. He hung on to it and put it somewhere else so my friends and I wouldnt find it. Well we did. Then he moved it. Then we found it again. Chicks werent so hot back in the 70's.

Coming Soon...
 
Last year walking through the woods around this time. I stumbled accross 4 genourmus ganja plants. It was about 3+ weeks past harvest season, so i said to myself 'leave them for two more weeks and come back and if they are still here they are yours'. Two weeks later i had a qp of nice fresh outdoor. Thanks whoever for ditching your plants.

Hit bongs not children
 
when i was 6 i had a 10 year old friend who found like 60 playboy mags in the woods, he took me up there and thats how i saw my first naked ladies, i can still remember this naked blonde with a leather jacket one of her boobs was hangin out and her puss was showing, and i remember the black woman with her legs wide open with the biggest hairest puss

Member of the, 'lets help Sam loose some weight so he can possibly get a girl Club'

 
i found 2 pairs of oakley glasses a racing jacket and a round jacket. 1 of them was missing a lens and the other one my dog chewed.

SKIING IS LIFE...the rest is just details.

eat/sleep/drink/drink some more/ski
 
hey, i lost 2 pairs of oakley glasses a racing jacket and a round jacket

-NICK MARTINI

CANNON CREW

-NORTHEAST CULT*****
 
holy shit you guys are so lucky, at 13 i havent found anything worth saying. 3 dollars total

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yeah this one time, I got really wasted, and took the most violent shit ever. serious. my ass and I fought for most of the night, but in the end I was vitorious, until that back stabber attacked after our treaty, and i had to get new boxers - lineskier03

just stand closer to the explosion. it will make it seem biggger.-aoe

 
my erection.

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I am a drinker with skiing problems.

'Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.'

Benjamin Franklin.

'i can see you all in a few years, sucking dick behind a cyber cafe.' -Lord_Piot on people being addicted to ns.com

 
i found a fat PCP pill once at skool... this kid told me it was just E but o man.... i also found out what Extra High Strength Phencyclidine makes you fuckin trip right out in drafting class and have mad water mouth for 3 days

Its the wild cry of the bong...
 
ya continuing the drug trend...my friend lost 4 grams of hash in Friendly's parking lot, the next day I was walking around waiting for some people, looked down at the ground, picked up the ball, went and found my friend and then smoked it all.

|D|U|N|C|A|N|

Junction 133 Productions

Rural Uproar Teaser

SRMC
 
Yo seward, if you found the porn and the sock next to each other, i would advise you to not put on the sock

Land Shark EEEEE EEEEE EEEE
 
cause it might be filled with semen.

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The only way to prevent rape is to say yes.

'. . . thou shalt eat the herb of the field ' (Genesis 3:18)

'. . . eat every herb of the land ' (Exodus 10:12)

'Better is a dinner of herb where love is, than a stalled ox and hatred therewith' (Proverbs 15:17)

“He Causeth the Grass to Grow for the Cattle, and Herb for the Service of Man” (Psalm 104:14)

 
I found a mass of used condoms under some pine trees when I was say 10. My mom also found her pearl earring in one of my dirty diapers when I was a little runt.

Join me in Whistler from June 20-26... it's gonna kick! :)

 
$20 in the snow. probably a lot of other stuff, but i cant remmember anything.

'ghostdragon is like milk. sometimes when it sits too long in thr fridge it gets crusty things around the cap that sometimes fall into your glass when your not careful.' - cj

'if you love something, fuck it in the ass...if it screams, cries and bleeds toss it in the dumpster...if anything else, you've got yourself a keeper' - Alpentalik

-Ayrton

 
about three years ago, i found a real sweet stiletto switchblade on the back porch of my friends house after a party. nice white pearl handle and all. the blade is like 5 inches. i still have that thing

'He got fired? What did he do?'

'He jumped off of the roof again'
 
MY freind found a pipe in the snow when we where skiing.

'My arm hurts, I think I had a Stroke'

-Some girl in my school

'At least my boy friend didnt finger my ass hole with strawberry shampoo'

- Words siad durring a Bitch fight

'Bagger my ass, its probley just Mill House'

- Homer Simpson

'Is it makeing love when 5 migets spank a man covered in Thosand Island dressing'

-Tolken
 
at school, i always find pencils and pens and highliters and lots of other stuff like that. there's always so much stuff on the ground or in desks. the best place to find stuff is the sinks in the science classrooms. i've found some of my best stuff there. but other than that, i never find anything.

 
^oh my god! highlighters and pencils?!?!?!??!?!?!?! HOLY CRAP IM GOING TO YOUR SCHOOL

if talking about your own poop is wrong, i don't want to be right.

alpentalik
 
I was driving through salt lake city, on some side street, and I saw a metal box with a handle sitting in the gutter. It had a lens on the end, so I figured it must be expensive so I stopped. I got out and picked it up to find it was an SLC cops radar gun. It was so bad ass. I played around with it for about 2 weeks then called the cops and returned it. I found out later it was worth about 2 grand, I should have sold it.

I am the guy in the Paris Hilton Video
 
a plane ticket to vancover at the airport seeing my bro off to vancover so i went too. some bloke lost the tiket so if it was yours sorry

 
i found a bike a coupel year back leaning agenst a dumpster in the middel of winter stuck in a snow bank in my condo parkinglot in vermont. its an old balence (sumnumber) pro its like one of the firt dual suspestion mtbs it has a fork like yould go on the front for a rear shock

www.liljib.4t.com

I cant spell so dont make fun of me
 
all that i can think of now is a 2002 FIFA world cup soccer ball in a ditch. i hear that there worth a lot too.

~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~
 
i found 20 bucks once in the middle of a movie theatre lobby, then a week later i found 20 more bucks out in the middle of a field

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Caleb (Previously switchrodeo5)

''And now, a man whose a real 'po-theed'...I'm sorry, 'pothead'...'' - Page McConnell
 
my friend found a wallet with 150$ and a credit card at a campsite, and he kept it and used it.

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If a body catch a body coming through the rye...
 
i found someones rent money like 600$...but im a softie, i knew the dude whos money it belonged too, n he needed it, so...i gave it back to him. he gave me like a lifetime wax n tune card whoopdy whoop w/e.

*Be Canadian...Eat Beaver.*

*Its Whats Been Said I Blame The Feds. The Keg Is Full Inside My Mind, Now All Ive Gotz A Burbon Shot, Im Drinkin Jack That Tastes Like Rye*

Eat.Sleep.Ski.

*While your body burns they feel no pain, You're all going to die for a government cause But why should we die for the chosen few*

*The More You Risk Youre Life, The More You Feel Alive.*

 
i also foun 100+ dollers in a store but my mom made me give it back and it turnede out to be my neiobors who lost it and they are bitches so i was kinda mad

www.liljib.4t.com

I cant spell so dont make fun of me
 
my parents playing leap frog in their room

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'What Would Harvey DO?'

SRMC

-kevan

 
i found 60 bucks in a parking lot at West Point, 100 in the Yankee stadium parking lot, and 36 bucks stickin out of the snow in Jay Peak

*NORTHEAST CULT*
 
i found a puzzle that was the picture of a straw in a needle stack...i thought that was mighty cool. and also a little plastic robin hood figurine that was missing a leg...OH! and i found shoes in the parking lot at my mountain and i've been wearing them ever since....yeah, that makes me sounds really cheap and dirty, but whatever, they're nice shoes

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Unity through nationalism isn't unity- it's nazi.

Unity through shared pain and human struggle-that's unity.

 
lmfao @ ^ my parents playing leap frog in their room..... was your dad having trouble making it over your mom???

Its the wild cry of the bong...
 
well ya, he kept trying to go *through* her it looked like

if talking about your own poop is wrong, i don't want to be right.

alpentalik
 
My friend and I found a digital movie projector that our school threw out. The power switch was broken off, so all we had to do is turn it on and off with a little metal rod we found at my house. Stupid school, now we play video games and watch movies on a huge white sheet at my friends house.

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Andrew Franklin

FFFCHWWW What?

'Fighting for peace is like fucking for virginity.'
 
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