The Condom Thread

grubix2

grubix2

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Alright ladies and gents, list your favorites, your least favorites, or anything about condoms for that matter.

As far as brand goes I always buy trojan. Normally ribbed. Tried the shared pleasure ones once, and they were alright. But I make sure to stay away from the ultra-thins. Definitely break 2-3 times as easy. I had a horrible experience with durex condoms too. My buddy gave it to me cause I was out, and honostly it broke after 7 pumps.

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Ma
king skiing preppy again since 1999.

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Just sign up for a credit card and if you don't wanna deal with it, destroy it when you get it. You won't have to spend a penny.
 
lifestyle ultra thin lubed. thats what ive always used and never had any problems.

you are one giant piece of internet suck -...focus....
 
lifestyles is best durex rips like it its job trojans r good too

"100 % columbian, ladies and gentlemen, disco shit"

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johnny likes skinny girls but never turns down a fatty

zig zag filled with the diggity dank green as a bull frog sticky as glue aint gonna stop till the bag is through

belong to a political party called the burnt thumbs
 
trojan as well. I don't like the feel of lifestyles or durex.

but don't kid yourselves....condoms suck ass. That is why you get a girlfriend, both get checked, put her on the pill, and fuck whenever you want without having to worry or deal with finding/putting on a condom. Sex is much better without condoms.

The funniest condoms are the ones designed to give the guy longer stamina. They put a chemical on them that numbs you dick. They would suck even more.

 
Maybe he sets goals, and then trys to beat them?

Fill your cup up then chug, Roll a joint up and get fucked, Ready for a kitchen party, Welcome to the Maritimes!
 
haha

so nice that its nasty,....
so bangin its bustin,....
so sweet that its sick,....
so dope its disgustin.
 
i set goals

trojans, but ive only used a condom uhhhhh 4 times. heres to birth control

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if it's not you then do it for the sake of fashion

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that's who you've got to be
 
7 was just an estimation. Honostly I was fucking her for 20 seconds. Couldn't believe it.

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Ma
king skiing preppy again since 1999.

-check it out-

http://www.freeiPods.com/?r=20416941

Just sign up for a credit card and if you don't wanna deal with it, destroy it when you get it. You won't have to spend a penny.
 
Just wrap a piece of Salami around your dong and you're set. She'll eat it up.

open up, we're coming inside. What's it feel like to know you're gonna die?
 
haha counnting pumps reminds me of the man show episode where they make new year resolution and corolla was like..."this year i am going to cut down on my jerking off" (Crowd Boo's) "NOOO not actually stopping jerking off, but less strokes" (Crowd cheers)

"Win or lose, we booze."

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honest to god, a girl at my high school once told my friend he could fuck her just with a plastic safeway bag. They couldn't find a condom anywhere. He was drunk, she was sober, and he got out of there as fast as he could. It was very tramatic for him.

later that night she got done in the butt by a foreign exchange kid from nepal, but I'm sure that is just too much information for everyone.

yeah, she was kind of a slut.

 
^is she dead yet from the nepal man's diseases

"Win or lose, we booze."

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I donno yet. That was the summer after my junior year of high school. It is now the summer after my freshmen year of college. I don't even want to imagine what kind of nasty shit she got into while at college. But no, she has yet to die from the VD she got my the guy from Nepal.

 
condoms=not a good time i would almost rather spank it atleast i know i'm going to get off that way

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hahaha

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well if anyone gets nipples tatooed on their butt cheeks like I am going to, then Im gonna be pissed -Tankaskier-

-It's her, she's been on some retarted diet and dropped her delicious curves and ta-tas-
 
no females yet? I'm surprised the whores of ns haven't come out yet

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If it aint gorilla, it aint steeze

Sheldon

so are you like god of all that's steezy and therefore the final word on whether something is steeze-filled or not? - MARIAH

 
here I am, and who hasn't done the safeway bag trick....one time I got it up the poop shoot with a safeway bag and then we used the bag to go shopping for chocolate m and m's. good times

but I like it better without a condom, then I know that I am passing on my various std's and vanarial infections so they can get a bit of a vacation from my soggy hell hole

official NS bitch
 
ahaha you got it in the butt.

Money's clean cause we scrub it good. With guns and gasoline we're gonna save the world. Nothing's obscene if we only close our eyes, boys and girls, welcome to this Joyride. -dmb

 
that is quite possibly the funniest thing a female has ever said

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Extra points if you're so bored of your cab 270 on bs switch up 450 out that you just collapse on the landing and start audibly snoring -skimack
 
Usually go for the lubricated spermacided, usually lifestyles, although trojans work well. Ya, i tried a durex ultra thin and the thing ripped on me, never again. Good thing the college medical place has the day after pill.

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Melonchaly: shall i start the cooking then?

Sokiem99: yes please

Melonchaly: oh just relax youve had such a hard day at work

Sokiem99: mashed potatoes and steak i presume?

Melonchaly: ill clean, ill do it naked too, would you like me to do chores naked?

Sokiem99: oh yes

Melonchaly: anything else then dear? perhaps a blow job when its all done?
 
haha thats fucking gross

Stewie: Well, I'd love to stay and chat, but you're a total bitch.

eat.breathe.sleep.ski
 
"7 was just an estimation. Honostly I was fucking her for 20 seconds. Couldn't believe it."

....soooo... you were still timing yourself...?

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When your not sure about something, huck it
 
Using a condom for sex is like wearing a raincoat in the shower, it just doesn't feel right nor can I get the job done.

We pay our debt sometimes.
 
Using a condom for sex is like wearing a raincoat in the shower, it just doesn't feel right nor can I get the job done.

We pay our debt sometimes.
 
well said man

-kulpy-

gangsta raps lyrics are all the same, Someone gets shot, someones frontin, someones a wangsta, someones benchpressin, someones makin fried chicken, and the beans dont burn on the grill. You can see that shit in kentucky. Fuck the bronx, deep south bitches-scientist
 
hahhahahaha sugarnspice you are my personal hero of the day hahaha

Can't fight darkness with darkness, only with light.
 
Beautiful. The images that come to mind are.... interesting.

David

"Oh, Parker went with his dad to shoot arrows at his cousin's house."-Switch_9's mom

Montana- Snow through September!

Fuck Stereotypes.

And while you're at it, fuck concussions too.

 
haha thats awsome i just realized that i was a freshman when you were a senior did u know kim wilson

Q:whats better than one red head

A: TWO RED HEADS

when the river runs red take the dirt road-turpin
 
You know, I have found that the aluminum foil sealed up with duct tape works really well.

I hate it because it looks like it should be called the Prison Shower.

-jibbajabba2

maybe atlantaski wants michael innocent cuz he was molested by him 4 years ago when his dad sent him to neverland ranch for a day and now he wants michael free so he can penetrate one more time-Lateralis

 
once, instead of spermacide....my boyfriend (steezepatrol) poured battery acid into my gaping cave of no return

and you know my saying...two in the pink, one in the stink!

his dink rotted off

official NS bitch
 
lie

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If it aint gorilla, it aint steeze

Sheldon

so are you like god of all that's steezy and therefore the final word on whether something is steeze-filled or not? - MARIAH

 
hahahahhahha, i dont agree though, condoms help withnot getting a girl preganant and diseases
 
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