The Comedy That is My Life

[InfernoHits]

SO this one girl likes me, I only call her when I am drunk and at 2 am cause I really don't like her much and I'm a dick. So she comes over when I am hammered and we start doing stuff and she says "maybe we'll have sex if you ever call me sober before 2am" so she leaves a little while later. There is this other girl that is real hot but crazy who likes me. I didn't know the 2 girls knew each other, it turns out that they do and they are moving and becoming roomates tomorrow.. What the hell are the chances of that?

 

[cork5_thovex]

small world huh. hook up with both of them, that would be crazy.

 

[japanada]

3 WAY!!!!

 

[gravity13]

here is what you need to figure out? how crazy is the hot one and does the other one have any deformities?

 

[InfernoHits]

They are both hot, one more so than the other. I don't want to be with either, I have a girl I want to be with those 2 are just girls I call when I am drunk or bored

 

[Lateralis]

do they fuck good?

 

[d-loc]

he hasnt fucked anyone yet... well maybe that one girl he loves but that was pitty sex and then she diched him for his roomate again. we know this guys life better than he does i think, its comical.

 

[lcc210]

cleaning and making babies, thats all a women is good for.

 

[Lateralis]

making babies?? no no no, going through the procedure to have babies but no babies. that would suck your money and all your fun out of your life.

 

[lcc210]

It doesnt matter to me if she has a baby, after a woman gets pregnant shes basically useless its not like id ever plan on seeing her or her baby ever again.

 

[Bangor]

Bahahah you're the next tucker max.

 

[cork5_thovex]

this is quite the pickle. consult dr. phil on this one. but i would go with the one i liked.