The Bunch Plagiarized, Biggest Snub in the Industry!?!

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skierjohncrew

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It was a bitter cold afternoon, the year was 2012, the sun was beginning to set on our mountain. You know? typical day eh? Skierjohn and the clan were out ripping some bangers just owning shit you know, when none other than the Skierjohn himself biffled around what would be known to this day as the most ahead of it's time trick ever - the front 450 degrees shuffle. fast forward three years in advance and it is the most popular trick in the hobby. But something was wrong, it was these phonies by the name of the "bunch" who stole the title. It is pretty evident judging by the footage on my gopro chesty mount tht no one had innovated the game as did Skierjohn. Not that we're mad or anything, we just hope to work things out with these so called bunch characters over a game of shuffle at chadonsburg. Below we will post the captured evidence of the shuffled 450 degrees spin, and front swap to shuffle fed, that is now a stock trick in the industry. Oh well once Skierjohn drops his double wobble 900 on the summer setup footage, finally he may acquire the recognition he deserves.
 
This will be a landmark case for the Supreme Court of Newschoolers with Head Judge Evan Heath and Secretary of Justice Kretchsesmar
 
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We are all ripping off the ancient Vikings and ancient Chinese by skiing in the first place . We all gotta apologize and check our privledge cuz

We have future privledge
 
13938092:CalCarson said:
bunch modernized it skierjohn did it once couple years ago on accident
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On accident?!? Check your history bro, Skierjohn was known through out Cannonsburg Village as a revolutionary when he biffled around skiings first shuffle-fed.
 
13938280:skierjohncrew said:
On accident?!? Check your history bro, Skierjohn was known through out Cannonsburg Village as a revolutionary when he biffled around skiings first shuffle-fed.
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Rails were a lot higher for the first one mang.
 
The 450 shuffle is highly debated trick within the Freeskier community. Between its difficulty, strategy, and the features it is performed on, many freeskiers shy away from the issue when brought up in conversation. However, it’s origin is a hotbed topic that is objectively proveable.

The first 450 shuffle was invented in 2009 by Alfred Forfiftyshuffle. Alfred was competing in his hometown of Aspen, Colorado, at the highly renowned X-games. his discipline was superpipe. During his last run Alfred performed the worlds first future spin. He spun 1980 degrees and landed with such raw power that he caused an anomaly within all 4-dimensional space. Some theories, most notably special and general relativity, suggest that suitable geometries of spacetime or specific types of motion in space might allow time travel into the past and future if these geometries or motions were possible. Forfifftyshuffle’s execution caused him to be travel through time unscathed, yet also at a very high rate of speed. Alfred’s body traveled through the warp into the year 1980. The young 17-year old from Aspen landed his mighty spin in the exact same spot at lighting speed. His body produced its own atmosphere due to another physical anomaly that allowed him to travel faster than light.
 
He crashed through the ski lodge and caused a sonic boom. He was found by the fire department 10 minutes after his touchdown.

Forfiftyshuffle was promptly transported via helicopter to the nearest hospital. He was in a coma for 7 days, yet miraculously his only injuries were minor scrapes. He awoke handcuffed to a hospital cot. The nurses rehabilitated him while his legs recovered from atrophy. The nurses made very light conversation that only pertained to Forfiftyshuffle’s health. He gave them his name and no records of his existence were ever found. 2 days after his awakening he was transported to the Denver Police Department. Alfred was completely dumbfounded during his journey. He had no idea why everything seemed so vintage....so foreign.

“I’m telling you the last thing I remember is skiing at X-games!”

”I don’t know what the fuck X-games is! All I know is that you were found at the center of an explosion at 4 in the morning. You were the only person there. Kid, I highly suggest you tell me right now.”

Alfred crying: “Please! All I know is that my name is Alfred Forfiftyshuffle. I’m from Aspen Colorado. My parents are Elaine and Mark Forfiftyshuffle!”

”Alright fuck it we’ll try this again tomorrow”

Alfred’s investigation continued for a week before they determined that he was mentally ill and had caused a gas line explosion. He was then committed to mental hospital. The hospital was an inhospitable environment for Alfred. The hospital seemed worse than a prison to him. He was given shock therapy for weeks on end due to his perceived mental condition. He broke down daily, and would be given various drugs as a result. He was committed for several months until his escape on November 28th, 1980.

Alfred’s escape from the facility baffled the workers there. They found his room empty with no evidence.

To be continued
 
13938309:DIRTYBUBBLE said:
He crashed through the ski lodge and caused a sonic boom. He was found by the fire department 10 minutes after his touchdown.

Forfiftyshuffle was promptly transported via helicopter to the nearest hospital. He was in a coma for 7 days, yet miraculously his only injuries were minor scrapes. He awoke handcuffed to a hospital cot. The nurses rehabilitated him while his legs recovered from atrophy. The nurses made very light conversation that only pertained to Forfiftyshuffle’s health. He gave them his name and no records of his existence were ever found. 2 days after his awakening he was transported to the Denver Police Department. Alfred was completely dumbfounded during his journey. He had no idea why everything seemed so vintage....so foreign.

“I’m telling you the last thing I remember is skiing at X-games!”

”I don’t know what the fuck X-games is! All I know is that you were found at the center of an explosion at 4 in the morning. You were the only person there. Kid, I highly suggest you tell me right now.”

Alfred crying: “Please! All I know is that my name is Alfred Forfiftyshuffle. I’m from Aspen Colorado. My parents are Elaine and Mark Forfiftyshuffle!”

”Alright fuck it we’ll try this again tomorrow”

Alfred’s investigation continued for a week before they determined that he was mentally ill and had caused a gas line explosion. He was then committed to mental hospital. The hospital was an inhospitable environment for Alfred. The hospital seemed worse than a prison to him. He was given shock therapy for weeks on end due to his perceived mental condition. He broke down daily, and would be given various drugs as a result. He was committed for several months until his escape on November 28th, 1980.

Alfred’s escape from the facility baffled the workers there. They found his room empty with no evidence.

To be continued
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Let's be friends
 
13938280:skierjohncrew said:
On accident?!? Check your history bro, Skierjohn was known through out Cannonsburg Village as a revolutionary when he biffled around skiings first shuffle-fed.
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i seent it with my own eyes

cannonsburg has nevr been the same
 
13938559:JohnBolea said:
Not quite sure where you got that info... but at least your porn videos are still online
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wtf are you smoking

**This post was edited on Aug 24th 2018 at 10:23:46am
 
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