The buffalo theory

NoTeefa

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The Buffalo Theory:

'Well, you see, Norm, it's like this... A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest member. In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Now, as we know, excessive intake of alcohol kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. And that, Norm, that is why you always feel smarter after a few beers.'

hash...weed...kif.... what funny names! is this 'weed' stuff tobacco? do you really smoke actual weeds from your garden? hash? do you mean 'half?'

*skierdudeguy*

chronic comes from a tree

it was put there for you to see

and was meant to be smoked by you

or me

if i had my little way

id smoke chronic everday

gettin high before i work

or play
 
except, unlike a heard of buffalo, your brain is not limited to the speed of its slowest components. Think of 'brain cells' as money. Every time you lose one, you lose some money. Even if the smallest, weakest cells are lost, you are still losing money. I hope that made sense :)

haha, im just looking to give an opposite view

-Mike

MauiiMedia
 
i just posted it cuz i thought it was funny....

hash...weed...kif.... what funny names! is this 'weed' stuff tobacco? do you really smoke actual weeds from your garden? hash? do you mean 'half?'

*skierdudeguy*

chronic comes from a tree

it was put there for you to see

and was meant to be smoked by you

or me

if i had my little way

id smoke chronic everday

gettin high before i work

or play
 
i found that hilarious, but mostly because i just found out my parents have a bottle of jim bean in their liquor cabinet....

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yeha itd be cool if it actually worked like that. to bad brain cells dont reproduce

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