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General_Shredgnar

General_Shredgnar

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I have noticed that most people don't know what freestyle skiing is. I know this is a duh, but it sorta hurts me everytime I hear it. When I'm talking about it, this is how the conversation usually goes.

me: "ya I freestyle ski."

person: "You mean like snowboard?"

me: "um no i do it on skis."

person:"You mean like those short ones?"

At that point I feel the pain. I then explain about the more detailed aspects, but my dignity is panned a little when i hear people are more familiar with skiboarding than freestyle skiing.

'Its pretty sad when your penis is longer than the amount of air these little kids are bragging about.'
 
i just got that from a milf at easter dinner the other night. brutal.

-Joel

~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~
Capital City Rider, DFP
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moms actually piss the hell outta me. They usualy get in the way. They also always take pictures of there three year olds skiing the flat of the jumps.

'Its pretty sad when your penis is longer than the amount of air these little kids are bragging about.'
 
atleast 5 times this season, i've gotten this while riding the lift or gondola:

"But you have skis...don't they only allow snowboarders in the terrain park?"

~Crock

Ski like you fuck; fast and hard with a stupid grin on your face.
 
just say you ski, don't say freestyle or extreme or any of that, just say you ski, and if they don't know what's going on, then fuck em, they're not worth the explaination

 
just say you ski, don't say freestyle or extreme or any of that, just say you ski, and if they don't know what's going on, then fuck em, they're not worth the explaination

we shouldn't have to explain what we do

 
i bet the extreme chain is made out of mountain dew and tacos from taco bell. and dave mirra wears it for a belt and it sounds like new found glory. fuck you, fuck the 'extreme chain', and fuck what the general public thinks about skiing

'dude, that one band that talked about child slavery, they owned' - midwest_jibber
 
i just say ski but ive heard other people saying there was a difference between "freestyle skiing" and "freeskiing".

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friend told me he punches one out into his hand and throws it (load) at his chicks face and yells "yahtzee!" no lie.

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tons of people dont understand why my skis dont fit in one section of the gondola ski holder thing. They have no idea that people ski backwards sometimes. it's a miracle!!!!

I ski Killington

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mm happens a;; the time dude i just gave up dont really care if people know about what i do

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Is it something i said so fuck you to.
 
its the same with alot of the not huge sports. untill these sports are on comercails, and there pictures are on boxes of lunchables, the general public is going to stay uninformed and uncaring.

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on my way home from park city a guy said "oh i see your hoody says park city - do you snowboard?" i promptly replied with a "no, i ski" and he replied "thats a shame, i saw all of those cool snowboarder rails and jumps, they look like a lot of fun"

werd.
 
Jesus crist yes, this happens to me every time I ride the gondola, I fear for my skis cause on windy days there movin around in the snowboard cart and im like HEY YO, so you have to directly and specifically tell the people loading the skis to put them where they fit.

'Its pretty sad when your penis is longer than the amount of air these little kids are bragging about.'
 
haha i got that at easter dinner to. i was talkin about goin out west and my aunt asked if i was into snowboarding, i said no i ski. and she said something about those short skis are cool, and my dad was like ya the shorter the faster, or something stupid

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whenever i say freestyle ski...people instantly assume its short skis and no poles. So then i pull out the freeze mags!

Jeepers Creepers, where'd you get the neat sneakers?!?!

hehehe giggle giggle giggle

 
the same thing happend to me the other day. my mom was showing proberty. and there was all these pipes laying around on the property and i started to talk about how sick they would be to slide. so the client says oh you must snowboard. it makes me so mad.

 
why does it matter, you should just be all 'you don't know about freeskiing? sorry, you're not cool enough to chill with me, you best start sucking some dick or get out'

 
i don't like it either, but what the hell else do you call it?

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Matt Hein - skiboarding legend
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Land Shark eeee eee eee

'Getting married for sex is like buying a Boeing 747 for peanuts'
 
i'm sure that would really help the spread of the sport

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Matt Hein - skiboarding legend
D BREES 101 Cult
Land Shark eeee eee eee

'Getting married for sex is like buying a Boeing 747 for peanuts'
 
Yea... well think about how i feel when i tell people i freeride unicycle.

I always say freeski. That sucks though... people thinking you snowblade when you freestyle ski... man i'd be so embarressed. Thats such a disgrace, if i heard people say shit like that i'd be like "You better buy some kneepads cuz an ignorant little bitch like you is gonna be suckin a tonne of cock." I mean mistaking snowblading for freeskiing.... fuckin gapers.

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you mean like the massive unicycles?

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^you tit freeskiing refers to everything except racing and batty carving aka extreme shit, moguls, freestyle (park, pipe) and probably skarachuting! freestyle skiing is a subsection of freeskiing.

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i've had people yell at me for taking up two slots on the gondola rack for my skis. it upsets me

far too fly to stay stationary...
 
i thinks its actually kinda cool that alot of ppl have no idea about freeskiing. When people do shit like get mad at you for takin up 2 spots on the gondola rack, you know your doin somethin that not tht many other people are doin. Its like listening to a band before they sell out. I honestly hope freeskiing stays the way it is, with no1 knowing about it and all. Only a select few do it an its cool.

 
^Yeah dude that is totally they way i feel, i could not have put it any better. Its that feeling that people watch you and say wtf since when can a skier do that. You sit there and ppl look at you all funny like ur an alien or something. But i would have to say in the past year skiing has become way more mainstream, kids at my schol say "armada they make skis right" (after looking at my shirt or something) i was pleasantly suprised the first time that happened but now most kids at my school and i think elsewhere have seen or know something about the world of newschool. oh well now ppl will start getting only core companies to differentiat themselves from the mainstream.

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I've also gotten that a few times this year especially when you slide a rail. It goes something like, "Hey how's the snow out there?"

"Oh it's good but that kink on the last rail is kind of sticky."

(He looks down to see two long planks binded to your feet)

"You slide rails on skis???"

(In total sarcasm)

"What are you talking about? Everyone knows that you can't do rails on skis."

----2ond in Command of DANSA-----

*bowing in humble awe of your mistique*
-almostaskiier

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Freeskiin is gettin a bit more mainstream than it was like 2 or 3 yrs ago. Perfect example: I had some kid that my frend (skier) tell me that Tanner hall had an interview in sports illustrated for kids a while ago. I guess the real question is to keep freeskin low key an only have the minority of people doing it, or bring the attention of the world to freeskiin. Pesonally id like to keep it to the select few but alot of ppl want to "let the world know" about our favorite little sport

 
I think the situation is good as it is now. I like how the sport is kind of "underground" and "rebellious".

Inlines/rollerskates, I have to say, are slightly gayer than freeskiing :p

But all that is my opinion, of course there are two sides to everything. If freeskiing was more commersialised, more money would be in the sport. More comps, richer skiers, more parks, more twin tips etc... There are good and bad sides.

 
^ UNDERGORUND!! that the word i was lookin for! shit yo i was writin my thread an i was like... fuck i know theres a word for this. and underground is that word

 
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