the birds and the bee's

Drail

Drail

Active member
alright... here's a thread to talk about sex and all the shit that goes with it. not really a place to tell stories from the past weekend, but more what everyone thinks about it and shit like that.

is there a difference between fucking and making love?

is kissing someone more (insert word here - um.. loving? pationate? whatever... i need to go back to school) than holding someone (you know hugging and just sitting around with someone in your arms)?

ever heard your parents fucking?

i don't know... i just wanna see where you guys take this thing...

Darryl Hunt

come back pikachu
 
making love with a broad means you have to buy her nice shit. fucking means buying her some malt lix and a blunt before/after the deed.

'He got fired? What did he do?'

'He jumped off of the roof again'
 
fucking - what you do with your friend's mom.

making love - what you do with any other girl

fudgepacking - let's not go there.

oh yeah, more questions: taking shrinkage into account, where is it a better place to have sex? at the local swim pool with a bunch of kids watching or in the snow outside of the ski school cabins?

 
fucking is just the in/out shit

making love is like all this touching and kissing and passionate stuffhile doing le in/out shit

-Grant

Chicken Wang?

*Proud Member of the HoBum Posse
 
fucking is hard sex, makign love is more intimate? Fucking you just want it hella bad, making love is more sensual and pleasing to both sides of the party? the paren question, i'm not saying. fucking wrong in my opinion. but hey, them old people got to get their kicks somewhere.

WA skiers are cool. I'm a WA skier. I'm cool. You know, Washington apples are cool too. . .
 
fucking = one night stand (prob drunk) or making a porno with a random person

Making love = same action but with love and pasion involved.

(damn 12 yearolds on the site they always piss me off- that was a random thought)

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Loka$h: my web page is www.pics.gay.ski.nsmedia.com.org//:.edu
 
whenever im in a hotel or at a party or something, im always afraid of 'hearing' people, so i make as much noise as humanly possible... lol, gotten yelled at multiple times but id rather not get into other peoples buisness, that way, at least.

~*How much blood can fall to the soil, before one can feel?*~
 
anyone ever shagged a bird up the arse.

I was not very happy when i pulled it out and a saw flakes fo crap under my foreskin. didnt know weather to touch it or not. so the pillow took the bullet.

Good fun though, proper sex is better

 
Now this is my kind of thread :-)

bigrich, wrap that shit if you're goin' in through the out hole! jayzus!!

There is a big difference between fucking and making love, but you can do both with the same person. I do both with my girlfriend, it just depends on what kind of mood we're in.

Fucking brings about these kinds of injuries:

scratches.JPG


(Yeah i know it has a green hue, my camera is fucked up when i output clips)

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What's the legal drinking age in Nunavit? Or do they only serve gas?

FROSTMONKEY

 
haha, fucking your cat doesnt count

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'Don't be a pussy Waldie. It is impossible to get hurt on this jump' my words to Steven Waldie just before he hit the jump and broke his coller bone.
 
hotels are the best for fucking because they anchor the headboards properly so theres no need to worry about it falling down

Don't drink and park, accidents cause people.
 
Yeti that is some war injuries to be proud of.

I must say that my favorate part of sex, well 2 actually. (1) when in first goes in and its all warm and your really trying hard not to blow your load right there. And (2) when in the missionairy position the girl (hopefully) wraps here legs around you real tight and just squeezes real tight. Very nice.

Never been mauled like yeti but im up for it.

Has anyone had sex and not blown there load, sometimes its kinds nice, most of the time its too hard to control so they get a nice big dose from the custard gun.

 
wow that was a little bit to much to read on this thread haha

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Loka$h: my web page is www.pics.gay.ski.nsmedia.com.org//:.edu
 
Ohhhhhh... why is my wee-wee getting all hard!?!!??! MOOOOOMMMMMMYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The Gomer Corporation: Celebrating a hard earned 1000 posts and coming in January, the one year anniversary of quality rants.

MC Blowfish: 'Uh-oh, here comes that stupid shark, I better blow up!'

 
ewww that is so gross. not any girls i know like it that way.

*brooke*

'and i won't waste my time fitting in, cause i don't think contrast is a sin.' -Millencolin
 
hey BigRich or i will start calling you littlerich... how about i shove my cock in your ass for saying that to my g/f better watch yourself i'm a crazy fucker and i will stalk you down

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Loka$h: my web page is www.pics.gay.ski.nsmedia.com.org//:.edu
 
ya i agree with most, making love is passionate and loving and u like kiss and caress each other, and fucking is like when u meet someone at a party and ur super horny so u have a lil fun.

ummm....ya and i dunno kissing and holding someone ahh it depends on the situation i guess

and NO! most gurls dont like it the bum it hurts!!

' everything in life is about having wind shield washing fliud' - Darryl Hunt driving in Paul's dirty ass van!
 
me thinks 'troll' and 'powederprincess' tried to take it 'switch' but couldn't handle it...

Darryl Hunt

come back pikachu
 
lol yeah i agree with darryl.

You can't bash it till you try it ;-)

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What's the legal drinking age in Nunavit? Or do they only serve gas?

FROSTMONKEY

 
i like it in the ass

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Hey, after you take a crap and wipe your butt and then go to wash your hands, do you guys turn on the faucet with your wipe hand or the other one?

-Shane McConkey

*Proud Member of the HoBum Posse
 
no, but seriously i cant comment, other than sex is dirty u should wait for marriage

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Hey, after you take a crap and wipe your butt and then go to wash your hands, do you guys turn on the faucet with your wipe hand or the other one?

-Shane McConkey

*Proud Member of the HoBum Posse
 
bahahahahhahahahahaha! well that just made my day!!!...

Heres another point of sex conversation: Is celibacy dead? I think so....

The Gomer Corporation: Celebrating a hard earned 1000 posts and coming in January, the one year anniversary of quality rants.

MC Blowfish: 'Uh-oh, here comes that stupid shark, I better blow up!'

 
hey $1080PLP$ didnt mean to tread on anyones toes but just trying to pave the way for more men to have nastyer dirtyer sex. once theyve experienced the poop shoot they either never speak of it again or they bring it out for real sepcial occasions just to treat you. SO maybe you should get your girl to send me a couple of personal messages so i can educate her more on the matter and then you get back to me with the results. (you wont be dissapointed) (only joking but my english sence of humour dosent come off real well on a yanky based website)

Jussi you are one dirty little fucker. i bet so much shit goes on in your country that whips chains nipple clamps and vasaline are a part of every mans normal sex regime.

You know you like it dirty!

 
wow you are a fucked up newbie go crawl in a hole and die

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Loka$h: my web page is www.pics.gay.ski.nsmedia.com.org//:.edu
 
yeah so today i saw a poster at my school that said, sex, my anti-drug. it was great

*brooke*

'and i won't waste my time fitting in, cause i don't think contrast is a sin.' -Millencolin
 
ahahahaha now we now Yeti's secret identity, hes the INCREDIBLE HULK!!!!!!!!!, all green and shit.

Lagwagon. Is it legal to marry a band?
 
ok that was random... i have a penis and i think i will shove in... littlerich's butt

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Loka$h: my web page is www.pics.gay.ski.nsmedia.com.org//:.edu
 
Didnt know it was canadian. thought this harvey guys was american. fair enough.

Guys no need to get heated. just having a bit of fun. its all taken way too seriously.

Esspecially on one of mike hunt threads. i mean come on its not as if this topic is a really serious one is it?

Ok back to sex.

 
whos up to ass raping littlerich?

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Loka$h: my web page is www.pics.gay.ski.nsmedia.com.org//:.edu
 
Uh, is it just me or is 1080PLP pretty quick to offer his dick up a guys ass?

Just curious....I mean, I'm really not into that kinda thing, but, uh, go for it $PLP$....

....this threads fucked up...

:::Pain is temporary, glory is forever:::
 
naw its just fun to joke about hell PLP means Pussy Licking Possi... hell look at loka$h's posts he says this shit all the time

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Loka$h: my web page is www.pics.gay.ski.nsmedia.com.org//:.edu
 
ya darryl i thought i could handle it but it was to much for me!! lol we all know u like the meat!!

' everything in life is about having wind shield washing fliud' - Darryl Hunt driving in Paul's dirty ass van!
 
well see theres a difference tyler, lokash has been to jail and may have experience with that kind of thing....

*brooke*

'and i won't waste my time fitting in, cause i don't think contrast is a sin.' -Millencolin
 
true true but see i have not and plan not ever to so ya

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Loka$h: my web page is www.pics.gay.ski.nsmedia.com.org//:.edu
 
Alcohol: My Anti-Drug

|D|U|N|C|A|N|

'Jeez, he gets more excited over that than playboy'

-My dad talking to my mom after the new Freeze came

'Now I understand why you like skiing so much'

-My dad talking to me a few days later after 'reading' the new freeskier
 
weed: my anti-drug... cuse you all know that weed is not a drug, it even says so on half baked. oh yes and hmmmmm sexxx

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Loka$h: my web page is www.pics.gay.ski.nsmedia.com.org//:.edu
 
tyler, i think your remark was a stoner comment. cause obviously weed is a drug.. hmm .. back on the sex topic i love you means so much more after sex.

*brooke*

'and i won't waste my time fitting in, cause i don't think contrast is a sin.' -Millencolin
 
The weird thing is.. people call sex 'making love'. ok think about it. By having sex with the person you're creating love for them. How does that make sense? that because two people have sex or 'make love' they love each other (even if it's gentle and in a 'loving' way)

If you're going to fuck... then fuck.

If you're going to have loving sex ('making love'), and show your love for the person, then shouldn't you actually love the person first instead of 'making' love by having passionate/loving sex?

Does anyone get what I'm saying?

-Mike

'Isn't 14 legal for everyone?' - Dave Pauls
 
oh yeah. sorry forgot the point as usual.

that's why I hate the term 'making love' as a way to describe having sex with love.

-Mike

'Isn't 14 legal for everyone?' - Dave Pauls
 
weed is not a drug. It is a plant. Is coffee a drug? no it is a bean. Sure there might be drugs in the plant, but weed is not a drug.

Mcdonalds...A Bum's best friend
 
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