The biggest loser in the world

beer.

beer.

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my friend told me this story about someone he knew from high school. this guy has the shittiest life I've ever heard. no one can top this.

this kid was 18 years old. all he did other than work at mcdonalds was play pokemon on gameboy. he had every version. well that's all he did until he met the first girl who would have sex with him, an ugly redneck bitch. he was immediately completely whipped and before long he knocked her up.

it gets much worse. he decided to join the marines. this kid is a shrimp, too. so he joined the marines, but couldn't handle it, so he went AWOL. he fled to the south where he proceeded to have sex with a 16 year old. well, she said she was 16. as it turns out she was ELEVEN. her parents got him charged with statutory rape. he hadn't been arrested yet, though.

then, while at a gas station, he got robbed at knifepoint and stabbed. when the medics arrived they found out about the warrant for his arrest. so he got thrown in jail. then while in jail, they found out he was AWOL, and threw him in the brig.

if I were that kid I think I'd just kill myself.
 
that's almost hard to believe... That's the shittiest thing I've ever heard... But wouldn't they know he was Awol when they checked him out the first time; when they found out he had a warrant? And believing an 11 year old was 16??? Is this made up?
 
well different states and organizations aren't particularly good at information sharing. for example you can get away with violating probation in different county from the one where the probation was assigned. but they found out when he was being held after the charge.

and as for the age thing, I was at the mall not too long ago and saw a smoking hot girl who looked to be around 18. the only way I could tell she was probably 13-14 was that all her friends looked that age. thats because girls can physically mature at a very young age, and with all the hormones we eat, plus a lot of makeup and hair styling, its pretty scary how much older a girl can look than she actually is.
 
bahahaha what a major failure. and it's impossible to pity him cause he impregnated an 11 year-old.
 
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the fail cat strikes again
 
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