The biggest drawback(s) to early season

washparkdub

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Exhibit A

- You cannot just dip into the trees to take a piss as there are only one or two runs swarming with people.

Exhibit B

- Burning teh herbs (see exhibit a)

Now of course there are ways to get around it.. i.e taking your skis off and walking to the nearest bathroom or even your vehicle, but c'mon...

food for thought.
 
if i were you i wouldn't be worrying about smoking weed. i'd just be way to excited to ski this early in the season
 
you can put a doobie inside a cigarette so you can smoke while you smoke, as far peeing goes just follow billy madison, "its cool to pee your pants"
 
rocks, and at my small hill, only the tbar is open for the first week.

BUT IM JUST HAPPY TO BE SKIING.
 
Biggest Benefits

-You're skiing

-You finally have a lift instead of hiking

-It doesn't matter that the conditions are the worst they'll be all year

-Everyone at the mountain is super stoked

-And oh yeah, you're skiing
 
Yo dawg....

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kids a grade A deuche bag. how can you hate on early season skiing, it may be one of the most stoked times of all season and the vibes unreal.
 
Using brand new skis for preseason railjams/conditions makes me cry a little inside, but still preseason/the first couple weeks after the hill opens are always the funniest time of the season IMO, after pow days of course.
 
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