THE BIGGEST BULLSHIT STORY EVER

Campochampskid

Campochampskid

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For many years, people have believed that area 51 was the most top secret base in the world. But as far as this man is concerened, Area 51 is just a distraction to keep public eyes away from Dulce Millitary base in Nevada. Read this article from a former security guard at the base. Some whacked bullshit! http://www.all-natural.com/dulce-11.html

_marsh_

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one day you will look behind you and you will see we three, and on that day, you will reap it, and we shall send you to whatever god you wish.

In Nominee patris, et fili, spiritus sancti
 
mark

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'Its only in fresh powder the lonely skier leaves his tracks.

Its only in fresh powder an artist can express himself'

Arnold Lunn, 1925
 
wow, what if they actually do have aliens, and they skied, and they were siiiiiiiiiiick!!!

Ski New Jersey
 
I didn't bother to read past the first question. Sounds like boring, useless, untertaining babble.

----2ond in Command of DANSA-----

To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.

GW Award December 3, 2004
 
this guy must be on acid. That friggen nuts compared to the test nazis did if this report is totally truthful. Which is BS cuz i have not seen 1 alien and this guy claims to have worked with them on a daily basis and has them divided into caste systems.

_marsh_

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one day you will look behind you and you will see we three, and on that day, you will reap it, and we shall send you to whatever god you wish.

In Nominee patris, et fili, spiritus sancti
 
i watch the area 51 show lastnight on tlc, it was great

'dont jizzz in a hot tub youll have sperm the size of salmon in a week.'

-Astomp17

My time is winding down.............just wait for it
 
^haha yes

hehe Area 69! -San Andreas!!!!!!

Matts a whore and we all know it haha- Lateralis

I almost broke my penis once, i fell down my gfs stairs naked and with a boner, i was never so scared in my life - Lateralis

I have nothing, I dont save anything from ns, i have mostly porn on my comp tho- Lateralis

If I was a fat black chick, id live in a zoo- Lateralis

Hi, My name is Matt and I'm a postaholic

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eastcoastpride, You pretty much hit the nail on the head.

----2ond in Command of DANSA-----

To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.

GW Award December 3, 2004
 
Hah, I also watched the area 51 show on TLC.

If this interview was real, and this place existed, that page wouldn't be on the web. End of story.

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Ross

SRMC

cbf
 
no dude, the place exists, but i dunno if theres shit like that goin on inside of it.

_marsh_

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one day you will look behind you and you will see we three, and on that day, you will reap it, and we shall send you to whatever god you wish.

In Nominee patris, et fili, spiritus sancti
 
a bit of the interview:

Q -- Abductees have reported that the aliens can pass their bodies and that of the abductee through window glass. Is this a feat of magic achieved by advanced technology or is it a psychic power?

A -- The aliens have mastered atomic matter. They can go through walls like we go through water! It is not magic, just physics. We can learn to do the same thing. It has to do with controlling atoms at will.

Q -- Are you in communication with benevolent aliens or do you have contacts that are? If you are, can you tell us how we can communicate with their teams?

A -- I am not at liberty to discuss communications with any friendly alien life forms. I can tell you there is a friendly factor active in Costa Rica, I am in direct communication with that factor. I am an active member of the Sub-Galactic League of Costa Rica. This organization, using a small satellite dish, a television set and ham radio equipment reached this factor. I might suggest that by using similar equipment and a low band frequency, you may reach the same factor.

Q -- Do you stay in the U.S.A., or do you live abroad? Do you work now? I know you have been on the run for several years.

A -- Yeah, quite a few years. I visit the U.S., but it's really dangerous when I do. I've lived in several countries. I spent a few years in Mexico, working as a mercenary soldier. It's rough work, frequently living in the bush, eating what ever I can find. I spent time in South America, fighting the drug cartel it's not the citizens, it's the secret government, top officials AND American alphabet boys -- CIA, FBI, etc.. I settled in Costa Rica, 'bought' a small house in Limon. Actually it is a shanty that some one abandoned. I paid the equivalency of $11 to one of the local constables for the right to call it 'mine'. My name changes when I think some one is asking questions. I've worked in one of the underground bases near the Panama border. It's in the mountains, not very far from a passive but 'active' volcano. It is not as fancy as Dulce, but the people are wonderful.

'collars up are officially gay, but layering 2 polo shirts is still acceptable'

-ATLANTASKI

'r u sayin we r being censored by da goverment?

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im a member if the 'Sub Galactica League of Costa Rica' too

holy shit!!!111!1! he has more hten one namne??>?? omggg!! what a sux0rz@!! LOL

I wrote the words to this song on the back of a photograph

Behind your back it goes

A little something like this is way to big to miss....

I heard that Line is putting dust from the moon in their skis to make them not as influenced by the gravity of the earth. Has anyone heard of this new technology?

 
What the hell some retarded hsit there

Pete is currently sulking around Mt. Hood, shooting with Poor Boyz Productions and hitting on Kristi Leskinen. She hates guys, Pete lamented, so it’s not going good. Apparently Canada isn’t the only thing that’s tough for Pete to get into.

-kamikaze

 
Q -- Is there external security, and could we recognize them in or around the town itself?

A -- There is minimal security on the surface, most of the men and women are Air Force or 'highway crew' men. There used to be a Best Western motel that hosts or hires a lot of Base workers from Level One. I don't know if that motel is still operational. Most of the security force live in Santa Fe. Others live at White Pine Los Alamos.

fuck, thats where i live. damn crazy people

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-Chris

'but think if i fall in love with a super model and she only gets wet in the pants by kids who no calc shit i wanta be READYYYYYYYYY!!!!!' - (0)jarjar(0)

'Hey, check out those chicks up there'
'dude, they have child lift tickets'
'uhhhhhhh'
 
dudes, we have def had contact with aliens before, even tho i think this story is a total pipe dream. if u watched the area 51 thing on tlc, you know how secretive it is. There are sensors like, 3 miles outside of their established border and like, 3000 cameras at each checkpoint. if anyone can clarify the thing about vents and hidden entrances to dulce, please tell me cuz i wanna know. the actual base exists but i dunno if shit like that goes on in there.

_marsh_

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one day you will look behind you and you will see we three, and on that day, you will reap it, and we shall send you to whatever god you wish.

In Nominee patris, et fili, spiritus sancti
 
haha, i googled 'sub galactic league of costa rica' and evidently it doesnt exist. the only reult is that page. yeah, i dont think it exists.

holy shit!!!111!1! he has more hten one namne??>?? omggg!! what a sux0rz@!! LOL

I wrote the words to this song on the back of a photograph

Behind your back it goes

A little something like this is way to big to miss....

I heard that Line is putting dust from the moon in their skis to make them not as influenced by the gravity of the earth. Has anyone heard of this new technology?

 
i actually goggled like lots of 'keywords' on that page. some do exsist some dont. such the flash gun, reptilian huminoids (i actualy got a list of shapeshifters and senators that are, lol), i dont really remember them all really.

sanctioned outerwear - http://www.sanctionedouterwear.com

 
i bet there is deff some truth to that crap. im really still very skeptic on the live alien part tho.

_marsh_

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one day you will look behind you and you will see we three, and on that day, you will reap it, and we shall send you to whatever god you wish.

In Nominee patris, et fili, spiritus sancti
 
It would be so cool if you finally got a job in the government where you finally knew all the secrets of everything.

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Chris

Have a JIBARITO!

Guitaring for life

Suicide is your way of telling God, 'You can't fire me, I quit.'
 
if u ever got a job at one of those, u basically sign ur life over to the govt when u sign that contract. u cannot tell anyone what goes on, unless you want a swift shot to the head. gunshot that is. either that or you get thrown in a cage for aliens to test ur body and shit like that.

_marsh_

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one day you will look behind you and you will see we three, and on that day, you will reap it, and we shall send you to whatever god you wish.

In Nominee patris, et fili, spiritus sancti
 
if aliens are real, how come never a group has actually seen a living alien? there always alone

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shut the funk up
 
^ That's because the other people in the group are always doing something else like taking a shit, tieing their shoes, sneezing, etc...

----2ond in Command of DANSA-----

To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.

GW Award December 3, 2004
 
hmmm...it sounds like area52

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-put butter on my butt and call me a biscuit-
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you know i was just think about this the other day^^^^, how exactly do you get a govt job like that that would allow you to have acces to area 51, do you have to be in the military or what?

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^^^Duh.... they erase your memory when you're done working there and fill it in with memories of college. Everyone who thinks they have been to 'college' really worked at a top secret government facility.

??Why are we talking about this again??

Warren Miller: If God had intended skis not to be made of wood he would have made trees of fiberglass.
 
im so confused by that.

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There is a man, A certain man, And for the poll you may be sure that hell do all he can, who is this one whos favorite sign just by his action has attraction magnets on the run, who likes to smoke, enjoys a joke and wouldnt get a bit upset if he were really broke with wealth and fame hes still the same i bet you five if not alive that you dont know his name.

**NWFT**

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i live in utah i should go explore.

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There is a man, A certain man, And for the poll you may be sure that hell do all he can, who is this one whos favorite sign just by his action has attraction magnets on the run, who likes to smoke, enjoys a joke and wouldnt get a bit upset if he were really broke with wealth and fame hes still the same i bet you five if not alive that you dont know his name.

**NWFT**

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no...a51 is the name of keystones terrain park

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-Jonathan
Jibij Pro Shop
'jibij is the dope steeze. go there for all your core ski needs'
 
area 51 is really just a prime vacation destination and is so secret so the paparatzzi dont go in there and take pictures of

j los boobies

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