Hahaha, good quotes boys.  That movie is fucking hilarious.
'Not on the rug, man!'
'Yeah, well, I still jerk off manually.'
'Mr. Treehorn treats objects like women, man...'
'You ever hear of the Seattle Seven? That was me. And, um, six other guys.'
'She owes money all over town, to known pornographers, and that's cool...that's cool...'
'Also, Dude, Chinaman is not the preferred nomenclature. Asian-American, please.'
'Hey, hey, careful man! There's a beverage here!'