The Best Sponsor.

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phelps

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Hey so I've been thinking about this a lot and i've decided to make it a thread. I was wonderin whats the best sponsor for a ametuer skiier. Mainly in terms of benefits and just treatmant. I've for the most part always thought red bull treats their team real well, but that could be wrong.
 
Probably a car sponsor. I got picked up by dodge last year and its been awesome every since. Free oil changes at the dealerships and all the keychains I want.
 
Probably Honda to be honest. Since I got on their regional ski team, it's been sweet. They help me figure out snow tires and I get free work done at the dealership as well as a solid price on cars.
 
subaru has been great to me! they give me a new car every year with a ski rack and winter tires. the whole 9 yards!
 
Bagel Bites and No. 2 Pencils. Anytime I'm hungry for bagels, pizza, or a combination of both, I'm usually left satisfied. Also, with my unlimited supply of No. 2 pencils I find myself writing things down that I usually would forget -- it's pretty sweet.
 
word man! No.2 has been on my ass lately tryin to get me on their team, im considering it, how do their earasers compare to the erasers found on other competing pencil brands?
 
I wouldn't know, I'm a fuckin' super pro, I've got Pink Pearl as a sponsor too. None of that cheap "attached to the pencil" bullshit... Nothing compares to the power and precision of Pink Pearl.

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Ever since Brazzers picked me up I've been a changed man. I have the password to the master account, with ALL the videos, and they encourage me to sell more passwords for them. If you like to whack it, hit me up!
 
chup

I just got spanced by Vlassic, like the pickle company. They hooked me up tight bro!
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but dude, thats my side dish sponsor, I also just signed with Batter Blaster, I get a fucking crate of 60 bottles and their making Aerosol skis next year!
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dennys is definitley the best sponsor that i've got. free breakfast anywhere theres a dennys, anytime i want.

second best is probably wal-mart. yeah I know you heard in the news and everywhere else that they treat their employees like shit etc etc. but thats only because they spend so much on their spanzered riders. they hook me up with everything i need from beer and liquor to cigarettes to nascar gear to pesticides for my lawn. pretty chell.
 
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