the best sounds ever

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A_T_K

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what are your favorite sounds, my favorite sound is the noise that a flourescent lightbulb makes when you break it

 
i like the sound of a orgasm

hoked on foniks wurked fur me.kant u tel?

jigga say wha??

They call me Zaxl Roze.. bitch

Your Daddy works in porno, now that your mommies not around. She used to love her heroin but now shes underground.~ Guns N' Roses My Michelle
 
the sound of babies getting tossed into a wood chipper.

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'Dude, check out this nasty gouge.'

'Your mom has a nasty gouge.'

'He's from Quebec. They pee on the lawn.'

 
that's wrong shit that's crazy just to picture it

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Are you trying to be stupid?

If I am will it get me out of class earlier?

Long live SpongeBob SquarePants
 
wet farts

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Living people have a strong interest of promoting the idea that somehow life is sacred, you dont see abbot and costello runnin around talkin about this shit do ya? we're not hearin a whole lot from mussilini on the subject, Whats the latest from JFK??? NOT A GODDAMN THING, cuz JFK mussilini, and abbot and costello are fuckin dead.....they're fuckin dead! and dead people give less than a shit about the sanctity of life, only living people care about it, so the whole thing developes out of a bias point of view. -George Carlin
 
Loud farts!!!!

Duffman: That's a mug you don't want to chug! Ohhhh nooooo! (pelvic thrust while dancing)
 
loud wet farts!

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Living people have a strong interest of promoting the idea that somehow life is sacred, you dont see abbot and costello runnin around talkin about this shit do ya? we're not hearin a whole lot from mussilini on the subject, Whats the latest from JFK??? NOT A GODDAMN THING, cuz JFK mussilini, and abbot and costello are fuckin dead.....they're fuckin dead! and dead people give less than a shit about the sanctity of life, only living people care about it, so the whole thing developes out of a bias point of view. -George Carlin
 
when its been silent for a while, and then someone rips a fatty, thats great

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'thats when you smack them upside the head and say 'yo bitch,i know this aint tennis but im a use my backhand!'' - Lateralis the great

'i knew a kid at 12 who didnt know how to masturbate, until i showed him el porno' - petek

Newschool Underground, cleanin up NS, one bitch at a time

**NEWSCHOOL UNDERGROUND**
 
another good sound is when a guy realizes he did something dumb, and that like silence wehre they are like whoops is cool, haha, ya me and some buddies were in an elevator, and there was this really hot chick, and a couple of them started like doin pelvic thrust type things behind her, and as she gets off she say looks like im a bit outnumbered, we were like huh? and hten there were mirrors all on the ceiling, it was funny

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Living people have a strong interest of promoting the idea that somehow life is sacred, you dont see abbot and costello runnin around talkin about this shit do ya? we're not hearin a whole lot from mussilini on the subject, Whats the latest from JFK??? NOT A GODDAMN THING, cuz JFK mussilini, and abbot and costello are fuckin dead.....they're fuckin dead! and dead people give less than a shit about the sanctity of life, only living people care about it, so the whole thing developes out of a bias point of view. -George Carlin
 
haha ya^^

hoked on foniks wurked fur me.kant u tel?

jigga say wha??

They call me Zaxl Roze.. bitch

Your Daddy works in porno, now that your mommies not around. She used to love her heroin but now shes underground.~ Guns N' Roses My Michelle
 
i change my decision of my first reply.... make that a female orgasm

hoked on foniks wurked fur me.kant u tel?

jigga say wha??

They call me Zaxl Roze.. bitch

Your Daddy works in porno, now that your mommies not around. She used to love her heroin but now shes underground.~ Guns N' Roses My Michelle
 
good call...bones breaking is a sick sound...hearing a femur break from 15 ft away is cool

$$$$$$The South Will Rise Again$$$$$$

I killed your cat, you druggy bitch!! I thought it would bring closure to our relationship!!!- Boondock Saints

'hahah oh god lag wagon you aregetting gayer by the day' - dspin7x
 
rain in general, especially thinder

$$$$$$The South Will Rise Again$$$$$$

I killed your cat, you druggy bitch!! I thought it would bring closure to our relationship!!!- Boondock Saints

'hahah oh god lag wagon you aregetting gayer by the day' - dspin7x
 
broken stuff is cool, i like hte sound of a rock smashing through a store window before its looted

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Living people have a strong interest of promoting the idea that somehow life is sacred, you dont see abbot and costello runnin around talkin about this shit do ya? we're not hearin a whole lot from mussilini on the subject, Whats the latest from JFK??? NOT A GODDAMN THING, cuz JFK mussilini, and abbot and costello are fuckin dead.....they're fuckin dead! and dead people give less than a shit about the sanctity of life, only living people care about it, so the whole thing developes out of a bias point of view. -George Carlin
 
had you wisdom teeth out? you just got to love that sound your tooth makes when the jackass is in there with some pliers tearing chunks out of your skull. cruuuuunnnnch

'I should put my camera on a tripod - its easier to drink beer that way' - dirty steve
 
It sounded pretty cool when I broke my toe (crackling and a loud pop). Also, this kid in my math class laughs really funny, and that's a good sound to hear.

-Sara

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Member of the OTC!

Skiing is not for the simple minded, that's why they invented the snowboard.

skihood.com

 
i like the sound of my foot in someones face, THUD, i kicked a kid once, after i dropped him, since he keyed my car, i was raging

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Living people have a strong interest of promoting the idea that somehow life is sacred, you dont see abbot and costello runnin around talkin about this shit do ya? we're not hearin a whole lot from mussilini on the subject, Whats the latest from JFK??? NOT A GODDAMN THING, cuz JFK mussilini, and abbot and costello are fuckin dead.....they're fuckin dead! and dead people give less than a shit about the sanctity of life, only living people care about it, so the whole thing developes out of a bias point of view. -George Carlin
 
i love to hear people beg for there life.

**Official Ass Gaper of NS**

**Official Member of the NS Nightclub**

**Official Owner of Phrosty and Everything he Owns**
 
i drive a 91 geo metro, but still i was pissed, its just the fact he did it, and ya, it was like 3ft long, so it was an expensive repair. the worst thing is, i was in the car, he looked at me adn just did it, i opened my door(hit him with it) and then kicked the shit out of him

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Living people have a strong interest of promoting the idea that somehow life is sacred, you dont see abbot and costello runnin around talkin about this shit do ya? we're not hearin a whole lot from mussilini on the subject, Whats the latest from JFK??? NOT A GODDAMN THING, cuz JFK mussilini, and abbot and costello are fuckin dead.....they're fuckin dead! and dead people give less than a shit about the sanctity of life, only living people care about it, so the whole thing developes out of a bias point of view. -George Carlin
 
the flick of the lighter then the sound of a water bong rip, oooooh that makes me happy.

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-I don't trust anything that bleeds for 7 days and doesn't die

HIGH NORTH SESSION 2!
 


the sound of putting a baby in the trash compacter, lolololololol it keeps getting louder hahahahahahhahaahahhhahalolololololoolololahahhahaha

 
when i give my woman huge orgasms and she screams like mad,thats the sound of a real champ

President of the OTC!

Everybody, Lateralis drinks alcohol and smokes marijuana cigarettes. You're burned now, Lateralis! - halo

'ive been shavin since i was in 5th grade, yea the girls made fun of me then, but now they grovel at my feet just to pet me' - Alex aka Ds91260

**NEWSCHOOL UNDERGROUND**
 
bong bubbling, and the cracking a blunt makes if you have chronic weed and you hit it hard.

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my teacher : don't smoke pot it makes you stupid

ME : shut up bitch

My teach : go to the office and don't talk to me that way

ME : fuck you im leaving

Teach : go to the office

ME : no, but im leaving

Teach : where do you think your going

ME : to smoke a blunt you flaming hippie fag.

that would be funny, the real exchange was not nearly as graphic. but the same ending.
 
when you break little kids legs and leave them on the streets to die. thats the best when they scream. the leg breaking is the best when they are posers

ny sucks

'i can do a summersault'-ralph wiggins
 
yeah eKeane, the bubbling bong and crackling chronic are the best sounds. whoa, that was one of those fucking onamotopoeia (sp?) things!

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-I don't trust anything that bleeds for 7 days and doesn't die

HIGH NORTH SESSION 2!
 
I like the sound my skis make while going down a hella icy run haha.

-MiKeE LiFsHiTz-

***NEWSCHOOL UNDERGROUND***
 
when i diarrea my pance and and walk around when its leaking down in my shoe and i hear the squesh squash sound when i walk.......... yes that is my favorite

CJ SUX PENIS

GROUND BREAKER
 
in your pants? what you just crack the shell then poor it into your asscrack?

**Official Ass Gaper of NS**

**Official Member of the NS Nightclub**

**Official Owner of Phrosty and Everything he Owns**
 
bubble bong, blunt crackle, pop can opening, the sound when you hit a golf ball, the sound of skier on a rail, sound of being behind a wakeboard boat, and the woosh when you light binaca on fire,.

COC sesh E
 
what about the sound of being hit in the head with a metal baseball bat?

**Official Ass Gaper of NS**

**Official Member of the NS Nightclub**

**Official Owner of Phrosty and Everything he Owns**
 
ok, i need to bring down the dumb here (funny, but dumb.) seriously, has anybody ever heard a fuckin loon call from across a lake on a still summer night? holy shit, thats one of the greatest sounds ever.

The Cameron Crowe of the ski industry, just watch...
 
has anyone heard gaaayyy

'moseley kicks ass, you guys are just jealous of his money and all the hot chicks he gets and his hair...beautiful hair, so soft, oohhhh'-alpentalik

skiing with sunglasses is extrememly gay! but skiing with sun glasses on and goggles on your head is straight.'- Alpentalik

I swear to follow the teachings of JMMT

'say everyone under 16 cannot particapate in the forum conversation

and they can have their own forum called peewees daycare.

where they can talk about nintendos and shitting the bed' -seward
 
hahah pussy farts! You know you've slammed a girl proper when you hear all the air rushing out :-D

Hey Kids! Sell Crack to Support Newschoolers!

FROSTMONKEY
 
Mat! Hahaha, you terrible man. Anyway, I can make some really goofy sounds, and I always do. Ask anyone who knows me or whom I've talked on the phone with.

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Sex is like math:

You plus me

Minus the clothes

Divide the legs

And hope we don't multiply

Cheers to skier chicks!

We may be few and far between, but we're definitely out there!
 
how about when you take some posers ski and go skiing with it and hit a large rock and the base goes all over

i like to burn things

'i can do a summersault'-ralph wiggins
 
There really are alot of disturd little kids on here with a twisted sense of humor.

CMc - *NSFD*

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'Son, when you participate in sporting events, its not whether you

win or loose, its how drunk you get.' - Homer
 
i like the sound of me peeing into the toilet and hitting the seat so it splashes all over my face

Crazy midget productions

Dynastar

UP-IN-Arms
 
i like the sound of bong water bubbling. and and and the sound of thunder and rain is really cool.

******* .::Jenny::. *******

'Herb the gift from the earth,

And what's from the earth is of the greatest worth.

So before you knock it try it first,

Oh, you'll see it's a blessing and not a curse.'
 
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