the best ski the worst graphics

winterparksuks

winterparksuks

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The v pro is the stiffest park ski out there adding prformance and carving ability i have been on the 04's once and they kick ass the graphics are fairly fucked up the gotamas are sick but v pro is the ugliest ski on the market except for those goddamn lbf's

 
what do they look like?

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Dan Maguire

Yankees Suck

'...all fled before his face. All save one. There waiting, silent and still in the space before the gate, sat Gandalf upon Shadowfax.'

How many snowboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

10, 1 to do it, and 9 to say 'I can do that.'

'Dude, we're sick. He's pretty sick, but his muscles aren't as big as mine, so you know.'-CR Johnson
 
I think the v-pros are the ones that look like someone jizzed all over them.

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'I won't be able to vote for like...four more years.' (18 year old Tanner Hall)

'My knee hurts' (Jeff Merat after grinding a lunch table for an hour instead of sitting in the ski patrol shack for his torm mcl and acl which he got earlier that day.)

'I'm not asking for any help, just mabe for you to get off your ass.'(my dad)

 
maybe the people at vokle played a prank on you? mabye the busted all over your skis before they laminated them? hallo?

 
this years -

2004_V_pro.jpg


01/02 -

v_pro.gif


last years -

vpro.jpg


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they look awful. last years are just a copy of the boob lady on the scratches

THE LOAF RULES OVER US ALL

Listens to Gun's n' Roses

 
last years were cool,

-Nick Iwanyshyn

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Focus at Theory-3.com

'Ski for yourself, do what you want and fuck everyone else'

Proud Member of Canada's Drinking Team
 
ya it's like peter north splooged on those skis, so ugly looking

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-Dave O'Neill

Representing the famed terrain of Ohio and New York
 
worthless tips...and delamination sucks...PE all the way

'When I'm mad as fuck you get shot and to some it's bad luck, I believe you held something back for too long, it grew strong and energy got its own will, and people think that we make music still, but music is there without you or me we just minipulate for better or worse so let it situate.'
 
volkls are a sick ski if you dont like the graphic write to volkl or sent them an email they like the input. we're talking to the local rep about designing a new cap for our 04 expressions because I hate the one that is on there now. so hpefully you will see a prototype cap come out soon or possibly the new design for the 05 expression

lates moe

**Two Tone Productions** __ **Volkl**

Ice, snow, man-made, slush, powder, as long as u land on your feet nothing else matters

FOCUS Premieres in Toronto (Oct 10) and Waterloo (Nov 1) Ontario.
 
vokal's are tight shit you probley have never riden them before and you like your pe's cuz they are the only twins you have ever ridin

 
vokal's are tight shit you probley have never riden them before and you like your pe's cuz they are the only twins you have ever ridin

 
who cares what they look like they are going to be covered by snow when you are skiing.

Ski Fast and Stay Away From the Trees
 
that is a good point eastrider18 however for some of us who compete for a sponsor we do have to clean our skiis off and show the best ski off the to the crowd so I want a good one

lates moe

**Two Tone Productions** __ **Volkl**

Ice, snow, man-made, slush, powder, as long as u land on your feet nothing else matters

FOCUS Premieres in Toronto (Oct 10) and Waterloo (Nov 1) Ontario.
 
simple solution..... sticker the fuck out of them

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woah woah woah, i started this bandwagon. and i'll be damned if someone is gona talk shit about it-Phrosty

Some of them mount each other, I give them the most food, because butt humping is an exhausting process and they deserve it, they make me smile. -alpentalik

avril lavign at my ass, and so can you
 
that is one option but painting ur won skiis is personal plus if they get stolen and u ever someoen with those skiis u will know they are urs

lates moe

**Two Tone Productions** __ **Volkl**

Ice, snow, man-made, slush, powder, as long as u land on your feet nothing else matters

FOCUS Premieres in Toronto (Oct 10) and Waterloo (Nov 1) Ontario.
 
i think this years look good

don't throw stones if you live in a glass house;

and if you got a glass jaw you better watch your mouth

 
so do i, they are simple, which is cool, last years were too all over the place just like 1080's

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Dan Maguire

Yankees Suck

'...all fled before his face. All save one. There waiting, silent and still in the space before the gate, sat Gandalf upon Shadowfax.'

How many snowboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

10, 1 to do it, and 9 to say 'I can do that.'

'Dude, we're sick. He's pretty sick, but his muscles aren't as big as mine, so you know.'-CR Johnson
 
i like the new vpros, i like to see that splooge

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Oh yes, yes, i love crack, im absolutely cookoo for crack! -Stewie

Member of the \\\'lets help Sam loose some weight so he can possibly get a girl\\\' Club.
 
I like all the volkl skiis but the graphics aren't too hot. honestly I like the 724 AX3 the best right now. I like yellow

lates moe

**Two Tone Productions** __ **Volkl**

Ice, snow, man-made, slush, powder, as long as u land on your feet nothing else matters

FOCUS Premieres in Toronto (Oct 10) and Waterloo (Nov 1) Ontario.
 
1260line1260 didn't you say they coppied the scratch graphic but didn't the Volklk's come out before the scratches anyway?

'If you've got neon light's your just basically saying, im a fuckwhit!'- friend
 
360fs, you got something in your throat? i personally think that the armadas are the UGLIEST skis ever

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what makes me hot?

i would have to say my eyes, or my lips. i love my lips. and my hair. oh god my hair makes me soo wet. and my nose. so very very sexy.

-cj

member of both the

'Get Sam Caylor super fat club to boycott the other un-important weight loss club'

and

‘The 'lets help Sam loose some weight so he can possibly get a girl' Club.

i am a sack of bull shit and i suck at skiing
 
does it really matter what they look like, i mean it helps, but that shouldn't determine what you ride.

~Jameson~

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Never shall innocent blood be shed, yet the blood of the wicked shall flow like a river. The Three shall spread their blackened wings and be the vengeful striking hammer of God.

UREIL LYFSTYL

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I liked the last years model... and the new one aint that bad. But I ordered pe's and Im sure they are great

 
my friend has the 01/02, and theyre sick to ride on. oyu dnt really notice the graphic anyways.

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Jules: Whoa... whoa... whoa... stop right there. Eatin' a bitch out, and givin' a bitch a foot massage ain't even the same fuckin' thing.

Vincent: Not the same thing, the same ballpark.

Jules: It ain't no ballpark either. Look maybe your method of massage differs from mine, but touchin' his lady's feet, and stickin' your tongue in her holyiest of holies, ain't the same ballpark, ain't the same league, ain't even the same fuckin' sport. Foot massages don't mean shit.

Vincent: Have you ever given a foot massage?

Jules: Don't be tellin' me about foot massages - I'm the foot fuckin' master.

Vincent: Given a lot of 'em?

Jules: Shit yeah. I got my technique down man, I don't tickle or nothin'.

Vincent: Have you ever given a guy a foot massage?

Jules: Fuck you.

Vincent: How many?

Jules: Fuck you.

Vincent: Would you give me a foot massage? I'm kinda tired.

Jules: Man, you best back off, I'm gittin' pissed.

BFSC.... we do it froggy style

 
the flip around binding. known as the system was a head tyorlia idea. it was just a heavy junky binding

lates moe

**Two Tone Productions** __ **Volkl**

Ice, snow, man-made, slush, powder, as long as u land on your feet nothing else matters

FOCUS Premieres in Toronto (Oct 10) and Waterloo (Nov 1) Ontario.
 
i agree w/ Jodi, the new mad trix are the pits...i liked the simplicity of the old ones, they looked good

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ellermann -> i hope you realize you just threw yourselves a birthday party online. just think about that for a little while

Ryan
 
ya, i donno about those graphics they arent the best, but there not that bad, the gotamas have the sickest graphics though, i might by them just because they rock so much. oh and does anyone know how they are in the pipe?

 
Jodi I just read ur icon. LOL hahaha I love it!

Simple graphics or ski tops with blank spaces are great for sponsor stickers. liek the new volkl expression! and v-pros. hiwle the actual graphics may not be the best u got space for stickers.

Also if you dont like the graphics please email volkl and tell them, even submit designs of your own so that they can be better. volkl loves your input

lates moe

**Two Tone Productions** __ **Volkl**

Ice, snow, man-made, slush, powder, as long as u land on your feet nothing else matters

FOCUS Premieres in Toronto (Oct 10) and Waterloo (Nov 1) Ontario.
 
no, no way. gotmas are pure powder. thick as fuck

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what makes me hot?

i would have to say my eyes, or my lips. i love my lips. and my hair. oh god my hair makes me soo wet. and my nose. so very very sexy.

-cj

member of both the

'Get Sam Caylor super fat club to boycott the other un-important weight loss club'

and

‘The 'lets help Sam loose some weight so he can possibly get a girl' Club.

i am a sack of bull shit and i suck at skiing
 
Actually..I think GT got it confused. Vokll makes the Worst ski with the Worst graphics while the LBF is the best ski with the best graphics. Anyone disagree, feel free to eat shit and die.

 
liam can u post pics of the LBF and are u using them in duncan's movie?

lates moe

**Two Tone Productions** __ **Volkl**

Ice, snow, man-made, slush, powder, as long as u land on your feet nothing else matters

FOCUS Premieres in Toronto (Oct 10) and Waterloo (Nov 1) Ontario.
 
In volkls defence the graphics on the 02/03 v pros is based off one of the most famous pop-art icons Roy Lichtenstien. i suggest u check out his art it is sick. for the graphics i think they are the cleverest out there and have nothing to do with the chikc on rossignols.

 
1260line1260 ur really really dumb. andy just started riding for K2 if u knew anything about mahre you would know that he did sick shit on volkls! many pics of him are on theory-3.com and grantgunderson.com so do some research before you open ur mouth!

lates moe

**Two Tone Productions** __ **Volkl**

Ice, snow, man-made, slush, powder, as long as u land on your feet nothing else matters

FOCUS Premieres in Toronto (Oct 10) and Waterloo (Nov 1) Ontario.
 
I've owned skis by most companies, and I've had the best luck with Volkl's. The V-Pro is def. one of the best all-mtn twins I've ever bought.

better to burn out...

...then fade away
 
Oh sorry, I'm an idiot. I saw your icon up at the top and though you started this thread. And for the record I don't give a flying F@#$ whether or not you like the concept graphic. So you can kiss my white ass.

Get some sour cream and onion chips with some dip, man, some beef jerky, some peanut butter. Get some Haagen-Das ice cream bars, a whole lot, make sure chocolate, gotta have chocolate, man. Some popcorn, red popcorn, graham crackers, graham crackers with marshmallows, the little marshmallows and little chocolate bars and we can make smores, man. Also, celery, grape jelly, Captain Crunch with the little Crunch berries, pizzas. We need two big pizzas, man, everything on 'em, with water, whole lotta water, and Funyons.
 
HAHA...just kidding. Talking shit about Dynastar is a touchy subject with me.

Get some sour cream and onion chips with some dip, man, some beef jerky, some peanut butter. Get some Haagen-Das ice cream bars, a whole lot, make sure chocolate, gotta have chocolate, man. Some popcorn, red popcorn, graham crackers, graham crackers with marshmallows, the little marshmallows and little chocolate bars and we can make smores, man. Also, celery, grape jelly, Captain Crunch with the little Crunch berries, pizzas. We need two big pizzas, man, everything on 'em, with water, whole lotta water, and Funyons.
 
admit it man, their graphic designer needs fuckin shooting, go on, admit it to us all - you hate the way your skis look, because thats all that really matters isnt it? you know it

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Clearly, their skis look like shit. What are you saying? The T-M has a sick graphic and I haven't ridden a concept since halfway through last winter(although that graphic was badass too). Dynastar makes the best skis that I have ever used.

I know of several pros who have asked Dynastar to sign them because there isn't a better team or ski in this industry. The only reason that Dynastar didn't sign them was that they don't believe in buying names that are already big. Except for Crichton, you'll notice that Dynastar's entire team has been with them from day one. The Phils, Mickael, Woodsie, and Grunow all started out with Dynastar and staye

Get some sour cream and onion chips with some dip, man, some beef jerky, some peanut butter. Get some Haagen-Das ice cream bars, a whole lot, make sure chocolate, gotta have chocolate, man. Some popcorn, red popcorn, graham crackers, graham crackers with marshmallows, the little marshmallows and little chocolate bars and we can make smores, man. Also, celery, grape jelly, Captain Crunch with the little Crunch berries, pizzas. We need two big pizzas, man, everything on 'em, with water, whole lotta water, and Funyons.
 
Clearly, their skis look like shit. What are you saying? The T-M has a sick graphic and I haven't ridden a concept since halfway through last winter(although that graphic was badass too). Dynastar makes the best skis that I have ever used.

I know of several pros who have asked Dynastar to sign them because there isn't a better team or ski in this industry. The only reason that Dynastar didn't sign them was that they don't believe in buying names that are already big. Except for Crichton, you'll notice that Dynastar's entire team has been with them from day one. The Phils, Mickael, Woodsie, and Grunow all started out with Dynastar and staye

Get some sour cream and onion chips with some dip, man, some beef jerky, some peanut butter. Get some Haagen-Das ice cream bars, a whole lot, make sure chocolate, gotta have chocolate, man. Some popcorn, red popcorn, graham crackers, graham crackers with marshmallows, the little marshmallows and little chocolate bars and we can make smores, man. Also, celery, grape jelly, Captain Crunch with the little Crunch berries, pizzas. We need two big pizzas, man, everything on 'em, with water, whole lotta water, and Funyons.
 
Clearly, their skis look like shit. What are you saying? The T-M has a sick graphic and I haven't ridden a concept since halfway through last winter(although that graphic was badass too). Dynastar makes the best skis that I have ever used.

I know of several pros who have asked Dynastar to sign them because there isn't a better team or ski in this industry. The only reason that Dynastar didn't sign them was that they don't believe in buying names that are already big. Except for Crichton, you'll notice that Dynastar's entire team has been with them from day one. The Phils, Mickael, Woodsie, and Grunow all started out with Dynastar and staye

Get some sour cream and onion chips with some dip, man, some beef jerky, some peanut butter. Get some Haagen-Das ice cream bars, a whole lot, make sure chocolate, gotta have chocolate, man. Some popcorn, red popcorn, graham crackers, graham crackers with marshmallows, the little marshmallows and little chocolate bars and we can make smores, man. Also, celery, grape jelly, Captain Crunch with the little Crunch berries, pizzas. We need two big pizzas, man, everything on 'em, with water, whole lotta water, and Funyons.
 
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