The Best Page In the Universe

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Yeezy

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well its pretty much the best page in the universe, hes an older gentleman who has the most entertaining rants about shit that whether or not you admit it, pisses you off. He wrote 2 books, The Alphabet of Manliness, and I Am Better than Your Kids. both fucking rock. New York times best seller, gat dayum.

Read up Chillun

http://maddox.xmission.com/
 
i thought he was quitting his condescending badassity because he was losing custody of his kid or something? or i dun got trolled by maddox
 
Anybody else go into this and immediately begin reading it in a cynical old-man english accent?

maybe its cuz I watch too much game of thrones, but it sounded realistic.
 
his older rants were much better. Just random stuff that people could relate to.

now everything is about the book or how famous he is. Still pretty funny, but not the same.
 
Holy shit the anal sex straight men discrimination one killed me. I fucking lost it so hard when he said there should be an anus czar elected in the US. I'm bookmarking that page
 
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Oh my fuck I am losing it so hard on this site. Ex. It's hard to fault a Subway sandwich for being bad, because you're generally responsible for picking the toppings (when the lettuce-happy employees aren't two-fisting your sandwich's bread hole with all that iceberg).

For a company whose slogan is "Eat Fresh," it's pretty ballsy that not a single thing on the menu is actually fresh. Either that, or Subway's trying to change the definition of the phrase "eat fresh" to "fuck you."
 
any other sites out there like this, or 27bslash6, the craigslist prank guy? not sure what genre to google here
 
some of his articles were funny, and some of his articles were just trying way too hard to be a cynical dick without anything reason or support to back it up.
 
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