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Phrosty

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It sure is funny some of the conversations that appear on quick chat. I mean the people are long gone but their words remain. Like this one:

bitchassphatz: my penis hurts from your asshole last night

Or this one:

the_friesz: yes I do...

Official NS Asshole

J E S U S J R ^ D O T ^ C O M
 
yea, nrthfacer has black titties....heh

jizack:

he likes to be manhandled he said

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-JefF-

Dave Likes Kittens.

*Viva La Vagina*
 
I seriously never said that in quick chat ever..

-Andy

I am God... Please feel free to take a number, I'll be right with you.

 
yeha what the fuck is with all the swedish dudes in quick chat, they piss me off

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Creator of the NS Cousin Exchange Program

'Hey look, it's a Zamboni.' My not so intelligent friend after he saw the Loon Gondola

Stealth Ninja of the Silent Army

Viva la Resistance!

 
here's an ok one:

2bias_falun_sweden:

have sombody here a screw in a knee ???????????????????????????????

''Some say hope floats, my crew sunk their battleships. Seattle shit, the Northwest assassinate your catalyst.''
 
haha, and another:

jizack:

dont get mad at me cause i wouldnt jiggle your balls and go rollerblading with you

bitchassphatz:

you don't even know what it's like to fuck a retard let alone get your dick sucked by one with blue eyes, no teeth and down syndrom

''Some say hope floats, my crew sunk their battleships. Seattle shit, the Northwest assassinate your catalyst.''
 
jizack:

you ever hook up with that cousin of yours mercer

does anyone else besides me have fantasies about being in a back while it gets robbed and then getting dragged into the vault, getting raped and then getting locked in there to die? - alpentalik

do everynight alpentalik,but when they rape me,im lying face down in a pile of crisp 50's and 100's – lateralis

hey you guys are kinda creepy, but my english isnt so great so i might be missing something - ridelesdiablerets

no... youre not missing anything... - anewmorning
 
BlindBlinds:

i like girls, but i also like penis. so i'm gay!.

does anyone else besides me have fantasies about being in a back while it gets robbed and then getting dragged into the vault, getting raped and then getting locked in there to die? - alpentalik

do everynight alpentalik,but when they rape me,im lying face down in a pile of crisp 50's and 100's – lateralis

hey you guys are kinda creepy, but my english isnt so great so i might be missing something - ridelesdiablerets

no... youre not missing anything... - anewmorning
 
Roussel:

threesome alright!

jizack:

but just try to remember, mercer gets offended if you don't rough him up a bit.

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-Kevin 'Buddy' Lee

*Vice President of the ERICH FAN CLUB

 
damn i jsut get ripped up.

-----official ns post warning-------

The words expressed above are the views of Chris Mercer. If you have a fucking problem with it, you can rant all you want, it's not going to change Chris Mercer's views.

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'taylor (tele-jibber) says 'Long=stylie' '

How is that funny? I'm sorta lost...

But yeah:

fetus540:

bristolrider and his brother have sex with goats

Bristolrider:

fetus 540 works at the gay rodeo.

Not very funny, but I felt I had to post that...

Taylor

Tele-Jibber

~ Phunkin' Phatt Phreerider ~
 
hm, this guy is european as all hell:

Powder_Landing:

NO !!!I WANT TO DO SKI FOR THE LIFE!!!!

''Some say hope floats, my crew sunk their battleships. Seattle shit, the Northwest assassinate your catalyst.''
 
BlindBlinds:

and then.... he boned the cow up the ass.

does anyone else besides me have fantasies about being in a back while it gets robbed and then getting dragged into the vault, getting raped and then getting locked in there to die? - alpentalik

do everynight alpentalik,but when they rape me,im lying face down in a pile of crisp 50's and 100's – lateralis

hey you guys are kinda creepy, but my english isnt so great so i might be missing something - ridelesdiablerets

no... youre not missing anything... - anewmorning
 
come again?

ProudEST Member of the Hobum Posse

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'Whoa, Im Keanu' - Sammy_D

 
wow, i was about to post the same as ^

the challenge is to be yourself in a world that is trying to make you like everyone else
 
god damn it that wasn't me that was k2skeepimp. stupid bitch gettin on my computer.

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*Kevin Lee
 
CameIToeJam:

...im a loser, dont worry, i know this

CameIToeJam:

woooaahhh...so did i

CameIToeJam:

lord of the rings

CameIToeJam:

what did you see??

CameIToeJam:

oh, cool, so did i

CameIToeJam:

went to the movies

CameIToeJam:

whatd you do today??

CameIToeJam:

thats good

CameIToeJam:

not too bad

CameIToeJam:

good craig, yours??

CameIToeJam:

craig, hows life going

CameIToeJam:

so im going to talk to myself

CameIToeJam:

well, nobodys talking

the challenge is to be yourself in a world that is trying to make you like everyone else
 
heres an inteesting one..

BlindBlinds:

WHERE THE SHITS THAT COMIN FROM BITCH?

Wouldn't the world be a better place if the kids would just give the rabbit his goddamn trix?
 
wtf are they doing with quick chat, holy shit.

CameIToeJam:

...wow...that the only thing coming to mind

BlindBlinds:

FUCK YAL!

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If humans and dolphins are the only mammals on the earth that have sex for pleasure, do dolphins masturbate themselves like humans do?

Man is not what he thinks he is but what he thinks...he is ~ Elrond Hubbard

Proud Member of the Issy Freeride Team

www.IssyFreeriders.com
 
mauii:

i love you ryan

BlindBlinds:

jesus is giving me a lap dance

nrthfacer:

think of jesus!

BlindBlinds:

i like to be manhandled aswell... whats wrong with that?

BlindBlinds:

WHen bush says go. we'll kill... non stop.... BNITCH

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*Kevin Lee
 
HMMMMM... I DONT REMEMBER THAT!

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Official Co-leader of the Communist party of Newschoolers

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Official Benditto Hater Of NewSchoolers

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Work Pays off later, Laziness pays off now :D

If you cant say Fu** at least 10 times in one sentence, you must not really be upset.

Im Scared

When your going big mountain, off da cliffs, you gotta briing your first aid, your shovel, your water, your food, your helmet, your radio, all your safety gear, cuz diing aint livin man

Travis- Yo man, i gotta go take a shit.

Ryan- Oh yeah, i dominated one this morning :P.
 
many thing said by blindblinds

BlindBlinds:

yeah, the bengay cleaned the hair right off my balls. dont forget got bit in the groing by my dog, while it was giving me head

BlindBlinds:

jesus is giving me a lap dance

BlindBlinds:

so. whats everybody up to?

BlindBlinds:

haveing hot anal sex!

BlindBlinds:

on the discovery chanel

BlindBlinds:

these munkioes right.

BlindBlinds:

this is the craziest thing i have ever seen

BlindBlinds:

FUCK NOW! MY DOG BIT MY WANG!

BlindBlinds:

FUCK!

BlindBlinds:

AAAAAAHAHH FUCK! HE BIT IT!

CameIToeJam:

ahahaha

BlindBlinds:

my dog is giving me head... its pretty fun

BlindBlinds:

my balls hurt... and are frozen, and burn,... all at once

BlindBlinds:

yeah, the bengay cleaned the hair right off my balls. dont forget got bit in the groing by my dog, while it was giving me head

BlindBlinds:

holy shit, i just put bengay on my balls to see what would happen. woow.

BlindBlinds:

i like to be manhandled aswell... whats wrong with that?

mauii:

...

BlindBlinds:

mauii... get your fist out of my ass... MUTHA FUCKA!

BlindBlinds:

this is my dog. maui bit my dick

BlindBlinds:

MAII JUST RAPED ME

BlindBlinds:

i wipe my own ass... and asses of others

the challenge is to be yourself in a world that is trying to make you like everyone else
 
well... i do whipe my own ass!

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Official Co-leader of the Communist party of Newschoolers

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Official Benditto Hater Of NewSchoolers

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Work Pays off later, Laziness pays off now :D

If you cant say Fu** at least 10 times in one sentence, you must not really be upset.

Im Scared

When your going big mountain, off da cliffs, you gotta briing your first aid, your shovel, your water, your food, your helmet, your radio, all your safety gear, cuz diing aint livin man

Travis- Yo man, i gotta go take a shit.

Ryan- Oh yeah, i dominated one this morning :P.
 
heres a little more

BlindBlinds:

lata people! (you can see before and after pics later... i am pressed for time now)

BlindBlinds:

shit fuck. i am going to the hospital about my nuts. the hair is growing back tooo fast... gtg to see a doctor

he is a wack bastard...funny as hell though

the challenge is to be yourself in a world that is trying to make you like everyone else
 
THEY LOVE ME! THEY REALLY LOVE ME!

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Official Co-leader of the Communist party of Newschoolers

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Official Benditto Hater Of NewSchoolers

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Work Pays off later, Laziness pays off now :D

If you cant say Fu** at least 10 times in one sentence, you must not really be upset.

Im Scared

When your going big mountain, off da cliffs, you gotta briing your first aid, your shovel, your water, your food, your helmet, your radio, all your safety gear, cuz diing aint livin man

Travis- Yo man, i gotta go take a shit.

Ryan- Oh yeah, i dominated one this morning :P.
 
TAK:

you call that healthy?

TAK:

You ever not masturbate?

3ski6guy0:

MAYBE

Phrosty:

it's too late for most people

Phrosty:

well if you masturbate you will

TAK:

we live twice as long as we used to

TAK:

We all die?

TAK:

... because its more harmful to myself not to

Phrosty:

why do you think eeryone dies? because everyone whacks off. I gayrantee you thats why we all die.

TAK:

it somebody said it was a sin to piss or take a crap, i wouldn't belive them...

TAK:

its a normal bodily function

TAK:

that's not a deadly sin

Phrosty:

well if I was worried about deadly sins i would have stopped masturbating a long time ago

TAK:

indeed

TAK:

'I'm proud to be benevolent'

Jailbait:

hahahaha

TAK:

Isn't pride one of the seven deadly sins?

Phrosty:

america - the most ass kickin' country in the world.

WIfreeskier:

this is crazy shit goin on

pag:

here are all in front of the Tv ur missing something

Nine_Milla_Killa:

Proud to be an american, dont tread on me!

pag:

yeah

Nine_Milla_Killa:

really? oh jeez.

Phrosty:

i'm proud to be an american

*TAK's New Sig*

copyright 2003 TAK Industries
 
skierdood86:

im earing a speedo and some socks

lovetoski84:

hahahahahahaha

skier_boy26:

yea

coyote7716:

alpentalik is a chick, right?

Ds91260:

i had him first beefy tits

lovetoski84:

hahaa

skigirl123:

nothing

coyote7716:

she's down

lovetoski84:

huh?

alpentalik:

what are you guys wearing?

skier_boy26:

i brushed my teeth

Phrosty:

damnit it's all over the keyboard

alpentalik:

go lovetoski84 your face!

skigirl123:

ok

skierdood86:

hey erich, lets cyber

alpentalik:

sort of

Phrosty:

oooooo, there we go!

coyote7716:

and disappointing

lovetoski84:

i would like to alpentalik you!!!

skigirl123:

okay

coyote7716:

and disappointed

Ds91260:

u wanna join in erich

Phrosty:

i haven't 'finished' yet

coyote7716:

if it isn't, i'm very confused

lovetoski84:

yes it is alpentalik

Phrosty:

not quite

skigirl123:

ha ha u wish

alpentalik:

is this cyber sex?

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*Kevin Lee
 
that was interesting. i'm gonna post more

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i didn't come here with pants, and i'm not leaving with pants
 
coyote7716: does that mean i'm a vampire?

3ski6guy0: im leaving now

coyote7716: that's upsetting

Ds91260: but one time it started hurtin really bad where it meets the rest of the torso

coyote7716: my name isn't in the online list

Ds91260: well i havnt experienced that myself

Phrosty: yeah he's a good guy i heard he really ejoys the cream of sumyunguy

lovetoski84: hahaha that would suck Ds

3ski6guy0: good for you

Ds91260: u know phrosty they say if its up to long itll fall off

lovetoski84: wow sam you're speshul

SupaSKia54: i love bagels

lovetoski84: i like to smile

skierdood86: and now im eatin a bagel

coyote7716: and smelled nice

coyote7716: he was very polite

coyote7716: one time i had general tso over for chicken dinner

Phrosty: i've had a boner for like the past 2 hours

lovetoski84: good for you sam

Ds91260: yep

skierdood86: hey kevin, i had general Tso's chicken for dinner :)

coyote7716: maybe try that.

skierdood86: hehe

coyote7716: your brain can will itself to die

coyote7716: i heard if you concentrate hard enough...

lovetoski84: thanks sam!!!

3ski6guy0: fights

skierdood86: *bang*

lizziebeth: phrosty digs it. lol.

3ski6guy0: ok, the gihts on

lovetoski84: oh god so very bored and hungry at work. somebody kill me

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i didn't come here with pants, and i'm not leaving with pants
 
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