The best gaper quotes

older guy, rockin the jeans.
gaper: "Wow I saw you doing a 360 iron cross!"me: "yup yup"gaper: "yeah i used to be able to do those helicopter spins. "
 
was just talking to a beezy and thought i might bump this.wait what happend to you agian?7:01pmNikolaii broke my collarbonetwice7:02pmLindseyi knew thtouch how?
7:02pmNikolaithe 1st time i over rotated a front flipand landed square on my facethen the second time i just fell on my weak side7:03pmLindseyomg owwwwwait on ski's the first time??
7:04pmNikolaiyup7:07pmLindseyu can do a flipthen ur rly good?
7:07pmNikolaino
 
getting off payday at pc, heading down to kings, and this stereotype gaper--open coat, old boeri helmet, jeans, gogles hanging by the strap on the back of the helmet.......little kid, kinda fat...

He comes up to me, asks me how to "grind a pipe" i tell him,....he stays at top of kings for a while, then just skis down to the payday minipark, yelling "RIDE EM HORSEYYYYYY"

lololol
 
right after getting in the gondola with my buddie and 2 other people old guy college girl.......

the girl is irrelivent

guy says to me "hey you guys have thosee funny skis with the funny backs."

me. "yup"

guy"so do you go off those funny ramps and do those trickaroos."

My buddie "yeah i guess so"
 
I love gapers as long as they aren't cocky or assumeing. But when they ask if I do "the flippy spinny tricks" and the "metal rail grinds", I always respond that, yeah I guess I do all that. spandex and gates just isn't for all good skiers
 
me:ya ya the park is pretty good today

gaper dad: oh ya i bet i can tell you ski the park alot

me: oh ya and how is that?

Gaper dad: because you have stickers on your helmet

me: ignore
 
i dont think he was hating on him... just pointing out how funny the encounter was. ..and i dont think anybody in this thread is hating on anyone...
 
My faves are some of the names gapers come up with to desribe tricks lol.
I once heard a Bio 7 described as a 'Twizzle', and an x-up over a kink as a 'Rail jump'
Gapers are great fun...
 
I get that all the time. I went skiing with some beginners, and a Cork 5 was all it took to convince them i was world class.
 
It's a Vail thing, but I used to get this one about once a year. "Where do you catch the bus to Mid Vail"? In a thick Texas acccent. For anyone who hasn't skied Vail, Mid Vail is a restaurant about halfway up the mountain.
 
Friday at breck i was in freeway streching when a woman asked me, "are you any good at this?" to which i replyed no. She then asked "is you're name tanner hall?"
 
my friend, wearing his USASA nationals hoodie in study hall. girl comes up to him:
girl: hey kale, thats a really nice hoodie!kale: thanks, its from a ski competition i was at in coppergirl: oh, i didnt know you skied AND snowboarded!
 
yes, dspong does slay. i'm not sure about this sponges character
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^slays
 
I do a three off one of the jumps at the canyons. This 10 year old kid comes up to me and says I used to be able to do that...
this made me laugh because I couldn't imagine some kid doing a three when he was like 8 and not being able to do it anymore
 
in a comp i was filming one of my friends landed a rodeo 9

The little gapers sitting infront of me then yelled out

"Oh God It's a HELICOPTER!!!!"
 
gaper said to me about my jj's why dont they have any tips the i showed him the camber and he was whats the point of that?
 
me and my bro were riding in the gondy at steamboat with two red neck gapers

gaper 1: how do they get the hill so smooth, its almost like they groom it??

gaper 2: yeah i thionk they take a big tractor and go up and down the hill with it.

gaper 1: really thats stupid
 
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